Ben
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Ben
@microbear.bsky.social
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I made a little photography instagram account for the images of mine I like the best. Maybe see you there if you’re still on the ‘gram hellsite? www.instagram.com/microbear.ph...
I have a Mika song stuck in my head. I do not like Mika at all.
November 12, 2025 at 11:17 PM
I have a Mika song stuck in my head. I do not like Mika at all.
Advantages of being weirdly warm in November include outside coffee after the gym.
November 12, 2025 at 9:32 AM
Advantages of being weirdly warm in November include outside coffee after the gym.
And now, having celebrated my new found projects with work I am off to spend £600 at the dentist. What a treat for Tuesday.
November 11, 2025 at 12:57 PM
And now, having celebrated my new found projects with work I am off to spend £600 at the dentist. What a treat for Tuesday.
After shitting myself that I wouldn’t get any work as a freelancer I’ve somehow managed to confirm three projects in the space of a week. Now I just need to repeat that all the time…
November 11, 2025 at 9:54 AM
After shitting myself that I wouldn’t get any work as a freelancer I’ve somehow managed to confirm three projects in the space of a week. Now I just need to repeat that all the time…
👏trains👏that👏inexplicably👏stop👏get👏on👏my👏TITS!
November 10, 2025 at 6:35 PM
👏trains👏that👏inexplicably👏stop👏get👏on👏my👏TITS!
Some of you have *dreadful* looking dinners.
November 9, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Some of you have *dreadful* looking dinners.
Slept in here. Made friends with him. Did all the winter things 🍁
November 9, 2025 at 9:38 AM
Slept in here. Made friends with him. Did all the winter things 🍁
Proof that Dora the Explorer did go to the gym today
November 7, 2025 at 9:50 AM
Proof that Dora the Explorer did go to the gym today
Joe, you listened to me and I appreciate it deeply. www.instagram.com/reel/DQu3aVT...
November 7, 2025 at 6:38 AM
Joe, you listened to me and I appreciate it deeply. www.instagram.com/reel/DQu3aVT...
#celebritytraitors Alan Carr is cancelleedddd
November 6, 2025 at 10:04 PM
#celebritytraitors Alan Carr is cancelleedddd
#celebritytraitors well, they fucked it
November 6, 2025 at 10:02 PM
#celebritytraitors well, they fucked it
#celebritytraitors Nick for the win, Joe to take his clothes off
November 6, 2025 at 9:05 PM
#celebritytraitors Nick for the win, Joe to take his clothes off
He’s doing some sort of fiddling with condiments on the dining room table 🧐🤨🧐
November 6, 2025 at 8:01 PM
He’s doing some sort of fiddling with condiments on the dining room table 🧐🤨🧐
Completed my first workout in 5 weeks after a little break for hand surgery. Amazing how much your fitness drops in a short time.. but I didn’t die (although eye bags are obviously eye bagging heavily today)
November 5, 2025 at 3:28 PM
Completed my first workout in 5 weeks after a little break for hand surgery. Amazing how much your fitness drops in a short time.. but I didn’t die (although eye bags are obviously eye bagging heavily today)
That Joe Marler video is 👀👀👀👀👀
November 5, 2025 at 1:09 PM
That Joe Marler video is 👀👀👀👀👀
We did a little walk around town today (obviously took nicer photos before dildo-gate!)
November 2, 2025 at 8:53 PM
We did a little walk around town today (obviously took nicer photos before dildo-gate!)
Got woofed at on Scruff by a minor gay celebrity. I have finally arrived.
November 1, 2025 at 12:00 PM
Got woofed at on Scruff by a minor gay celebrity. I have finally arrived.
I don’t give a flying fuck. Prison maybe? Get off the news and deep into obscurity.
October 31, 2025 at 3:37 PM
I don’t give a flying fuck. Prison maybe? Get off the news and deep into obscurity.
If any trick or treaters come then all I can offer them is salt and some out of date nasty flavoured Nespresso capsules. Kind of hoping it happens.
October 31, 2025 at 3:34 PM
If any trick or treaters come then all I can offer them is salt and some out of date nasty flavoured Nespresso capsules. Kind of hoping it happens.
It’s giving mattress topper #CelebrityTraitors
October 30, 2025 at 9:19 PM
It’s giving mattress topper #CelebrityTraitors
Kate Garraway arriving dressed as a branch of Clintons cards was not on my bingo card for this episode. #CelebrityTraitors
October 30, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Kate Garraway arriving dressed as a branch of Clintons cards was not on my bingo card for this episode. #CelebrityTraitors