Ben
@microbear.bsky.social
I’ve done my back in and have some elderly parent stuff going on..so am considering a gin & tonic with a tramadol chaser in the hope of getting *some* sleep tonight. Will it do me in?!
February 6, 2026 at 6:41 PM
I’ve done my back in and have some elderly parent stuff going on..so am considering a gin & tonic with a tramadol chaser in the hope of getting *some* sleep tonight. Will it do me in?!
Today I managed to send an incorrect invoice to a new client THREE TIMES.
THREE TIMES 🤦🤦🏻♀️🤦♂️
THREE TIMES 🤦🤦🏻♀️🤦♂️
February 5, 2026 at 5:15 PM
Today I managed to send an incorrect invoice to a new client THREE TIMES.
THREE TIMES 🤦🤦🏻♀️🤦♂️
THREE TIMES 🤦🤦🏻♀️🤦♂️
These are very weird. In case you were wondering.
February 5, 2026 at 3:02 PM
These are very weird. In case you were wondering.
All this rain can go fuck itself. Sun please. I’ll even settle for overcast.
The rain continues... ☔
Here's the latest if you are heading out on your lunch break ⤵️
Here's the latest if you are heading out on your lunch break ⤵️
February 3, 2026 at 12:38 PM
All this rain can go fuck itself. Sun please. I’ll even settle for overcast.
I really dislike that new Jessie Ware song ❌
February 2, 2026 at 9:38 PM
I really dislike that new Jessie Ware song ❌
New washing machine being delivered as I type. I’m hiding upstairs whilst @twistedrao.bsky.social deals with the men. Keep following for breaking washing machine news..
February 2, 2026 at 9:50 AM
New washing machine being delivered as I type. I’m hiding upstairs whilst @twistedrao.bsky.social deals with the men. Keep following for breaking washing machine news..
Who runs this account (😮🤫)
February 2, 2026 at 7:07 AM
Who runs this account (😮🤫)
Hello, small friend ❤️
February 1, 2026 at 7:15 PM
Hello, small friend ❤️
Stupidly went into the West End this afternoon. Absolutely RIDDLED with cunts.
January 31, 2026 at 3:21 PM
Stupidly went into the West End this afternoon. Absolutely RIDDLED with cunts.
Enough of this nonsense, thank you
January 30, 2026 at 6:41 PM
Enough of this nonsense, thank you
Today in middle age news, I shall mostly be trying out some silly sleep spray to try and improve upon the shitty sleep from last night!
January 28, 2026 at 9:23 PM
Today in middle age news, I shall mostly be trying out some silly sleep spray to try and improve upon the shitty sleep from last night!
Sometimes* I just want to buy loads of things.
*all the time
*all the time
January 27, 2026 at 6:56 PM
Sometimes* I just want to buy loads of things.
*all the time
*all the time
If you ever wanted a reason to despite Ben Fogle, there are several in this article. Knob. www.theguardian.com/thefilter/20...
How I Shop with Ben Fogle: ‘It’s a dangerous shop to visit’
Always wondered what everyday stuff celebrities buy, where they shop for food and the basic they scrimp on? Ben Fogle talks to the Filter about vintage clothing, toothpaste and garden makeovers gone w...
www.theguardian.com
January 27, 2026 at 5:57 PM
If you ever wanted a reason to despite Ben Fogle, there are several in this article. Knob. www.theguardian.com/thefilter/20...
Reposted by Ben
Liz Truss waiting patiently by her phone for Reform to ring, not realising it's actually a penguin biscuit
January 26, 2026 at 12:34 PM
Liz Truss waiting patiently by her phone for Reform to ring, not realising it's actually a penguin biscuit
Anyone on Community fibre? Thoughts on reliability? Our Virgin Media contract is up and there’s a big old price increase coming (surprise!). CF offer a symmetrical 1 GBPS connection for £32 a month.. a considerably better deal than Virgin. Is it too good to be true?
January 26, 2026 at 5:38 PM
Anyone on Community fibre? Thoughts on reliability? Our Virgin Media contract is up and there’s a big old price increase coming (surprise!). CF offer a symmetrical 1 GBPS connection for £32 a month.. a considerably better deal than Virgin. Is it too good to be true?
Afternoon tea at The Goring today. Finally cashing in on a leaving gift from my old job. Company was excellent, sandwiches were nice and the pastries were ..maybe too sweet? I avoided the Thatcher cocktail but .. did have a £22 negroni 🙄)
January 25, 2026 at 6:27 PM
Afternoon tea at The Goring today. Finally cashing in on a leaving gift from my old job. Company was excellent, sandwiches were nice and the pastries were ..maybe too sweet? I avoided the Thatcher cocktail but .. did have a £22 negroni 🙄)
All of you sharing your lock screens and casually revealing you’re on Android.. I see you
a woman with glasses says you look poor
ALT: a woman with glasses says you look poor
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January 25, 2026 at 12:01 PM
All of you sharing your lock screens and casually revealing you’re on Android.. I see you
#TheTraitors that was such an excellent ending. Villains for victory!
January 23, 2026 at 9:46 PM
#TheTraitors that was such an excellent ending. Villains for victory!
Pork and Chicken bulgogi. It wasn’t as good today as the first time 😭, but fairly healthy as a Friday night dinner goes.
January 23, 2026 at 8:13 PM
Pork and Chicken bulgogi. It wasn’t as good today as the first time 😭, but fairly healthy as a Friday night dinner goes.
Why is #thetraitors on at 8.30?!? Just ran around like mad doing all the errands and there’s another half an hour. I’m too old for an 8.30 start!
January 23, 2026 at 8:01 PM
Why is #thetraitors on at 8.30?!? Just ran around like mad doing all the errands and there’s another half an hour. I’m too old for an 8.30 start!
Took a little trip to Coloniser Central today (The British Museum) to see the Hawaii exhibition today. Good, but they did kinda gloss over the USA just deciding to annexe it. Seemed kinda fitting given current events!
January 23, 2026 at 1:19 PM
Took a little trip to Coloniser Central today (The British Museum) to see the Hawaii exhibition today. Good, but they did kinda gloss over the USA just deciding to annexe it. Seemed kinda fitting given current events!
Went to see Hamnet with my Dad today. Not my thing whatsoever, but I enjoyed it more than I had anticipated.
January 22, 2026 at 6:57 PM
Went to see Hamnet with my Dad today. Not my thing whatsoever, but I enjoyed it more than I had anticipated.