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Shihōin Yoruichi @midnightactual.bsky.social · Jun 2

Yoruichi is a periodic Escape From Tarkov player. She usually runs pistols only, and uses proximity chat to lull people into a false sense of security. She refers to it as Social Engineering: The Game.

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Shihōin Yoruichi @midnightactual.bsky.social · Jun 2

"Well, would you rather I assaulted you while shouting, '¿¡AY CARAMBA, DÓNDE ESTÁ LA BIBLIOTECA!?' I can still make that happen if you really want it."

Shihōin Yoruichi @midnightactual.bsky.social · Jan 1

It was just about that time to head off and overnight on a beach in Tahiti. Don't wait up for Yoruichi's birthday.

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Shihōin Yoruichi @midnightactual.bsky.social · Dec 28

Specifically for Cyberpunk and Terminator Verses.

Dan Henig - Danger Snow (slowed and reverb)

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Shihōin Yoruichi @midnightactual.bsky.social · Dec 25

Yoruichi had rigged up an aluminum pole on a stand and appeared to be ready to throw down.

Shihōin Yoruichi @midnightactual.bsky.social · Dec 23

"No, no, I think you should trust showerporpoise-qG82b on this one."

Shihōin Yoruichi @midnightactual.bsky.social · Dec 23

“I just want to make an omelet.”

Shihōin Yoruichi @midnightactual.bsky.social · Dec 23

Yoruichi drew in a slow breath. "Teaching isn't my forte. My current style is eclectic, instinctive, and relies on speed. It's not for training—it's for killing." She turned her head and locked gazes. Golds gleamed. "Dumbing it down would insult you, but I doubt you'd learn much if I kept it smart."

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Shihōin Yoruichi @midnightactual.bsky.social · Dec 23

"You will not laugh! You will not cry! You will learn by the numbers! I will teach you! Now get up! Get on your feet!"

Shihōin Yoruichi @midnightactual.bsky.social · Dec 23

"You know the movie White Men Can't Jump? '92, not '23. You could make something similar called Shinigami Can't Withstand G's."

Shihōin Yoruichi @midnightactual.bsky.social · Dec 23

Sung - Thunder Love

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Shihōin Yoruichi @midnightactual.bsky.social · Dec 23

"So, was anyone going to tell me I was in Marvel Rivals, or...?"

Shihōin Yoruichi @midnightactual.bsky.social · Nov 21

BLV - Badunkadunk (Official Video)

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Shihōin Yoruichi @midnightactual.bsky.social · Nov 21

"Hey there, demons; it's me: ya boy."

Shihōin Yoruichi @midnightactual.bsky.social · Nov 21

"It's impressive you remember anything of it at all, considering the state you were in that one time."

Yoruichi reclined some, crossing one leg over the other. "There are many different styles and people customize it heavily; few are willing to teach—Kensei might be up to scrap though?"

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Shihōin Yoruichi @midnightactual.bsky.social · Nov 21

Yoruichi was definitely adding secretly fleece-lined pants and leggings to her shop inventory in the Seireitei.

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༊*·˚ 𝐇𝐈𝐍𝐀𝐌𝐎𝐑𝐈 , 𝐌𝐎𝐌𝐎 ! @devoteddeaths.bsky.social · Nov 10

𝐃𝐎𝐍'𝐓 𝐖𝐎𝐑𝐑𝐘 𝐀𝐁𝐎𝐔𝐓 𝐌𝐄 , 𝐑𝐀𝐍𝐆𝐈𝐊𝐔 - 𝐒𝐀𝐍 !

ᯓᡣ𐭩 #MVRP , #BLEACHRP

༊*·˚ 𝐇𝐈𝐍𝐀𝐌𝐎𝐑𝐈 , 𝐌𝐎𝐌𝐎 ! @devoteddeaths.bsky.social · Nov 10

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‍ ‍ 船長 ˎ Side Of Lesser Evil. @syunsuikyoraku.bsky.social · Nov 3

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Shihōin Yoruichi @midnightactual.bsky.social · Nov 19

"That sounds like an incredibly smart, sassy, beautiful-titted bitch that said that."

Shihōin Yoruichi @midnightactual.bsky.social · Nov 19

Putting away the ice cream where it could be easily found in the local freezer, Yoruichi returned with a cold glass of water and handed it over. "Well, at least it looks like I'm not gonna have to hold your hair back. Good."

Tatsuki Arisawa @kraizerbeast.bsky.social · Nov 19

Another whine. Her ice creeeeeam...!!
She pouts, huffing.

"Nh... water, please..."

Shihōin Yoruichi @midnightactual.bsky.social · Nov 19

She let it happen, before giving a head pat and taking away the container and spoon in a light but decisive way. "I meant when you wake up. You'll want to save some for then: sugar will help with a hangover. You need anything else right now? Water? Pillow?"

Shihōin Yoruichi @midnightactual.bsky.social · Nov 19

She let it happen, before giving a head pat and taking away the container and spoon in a light but decisive way. "I meant when you wake up. You'll want to save some for then: sugar will help with a hangover. You need anything else right now? Water? Pillow?"

Tatsuki Arisawa @kraizerbeast.bsky.social · Nov 19

Whines drunkenly, but otherwise nods, shoveling another spoonful in her mouth...

Shihōin Yoruichi @midnightactual.bsky.social · Nov 19

Yoruichi put a blanket over Tatsuki. "Have some more ice cream then. It'll help."

Shihōin Yoruichi @midnightactual.bsky.social · Nov 19

"I can understand that," Yoruichi initially offered. Real people always were more interesting.

Thereafter, she heard out Chad's full reply, nodding slightly and humming. "11th, huh. Do you find working against zanpakutō more engaging and varied than focusing on pure melee?"

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Shihōin Yoruichi @midnightactual.bsky.social · Nov 19

Yoruichi put a blanket over Tatsuki. "Have some more ice cream then. It'll help."

Tatsuki Arisawa @kraizerbeast.bsky.social · Nov 19

I'm gonna be hubgover tomorrow.m..

Tatsuki Arisawa @kraizerbeast.bsky.social · Nov 19

Ugh... being reminded of all I let slip through my fingers is puttin' a pit in my stomach...

...I'm gonna go get some ice cream and soju and eat that feeling away.

Shihōin Yoruichi @midnightactual.bsky.social · Nov 19

"What you should be asking yourself is: why settle for just red flags, when you can have *infrared* flags?"

Shihōin Yoruichi @midnightactual.bsky.social · Oct 30

"Have you ever really thought about how a pair of reject Planeteers made 11th Division completely non-combat effective in two or three hours without even using anything as strong as Shikai?"