spiritually gen alpha
@mikadotwebp.bsky.social
shoutout mental illness
all i'm saying is i'm glad i got to see twice ot9 @ the ready to be tour because these girls have been dropping like flies
February 1, 2026 at 4:31 PM
all i'm saying is i'm glad i got to see twice ot9 @ the ready to be tour because these girls have been dropping like flies
the natural bastardization of pet names within a household is so funny because why am i talking to my partner about toe beans and beanie baby
January 31, 2026 at 10:55 PM
the natural bastardization of pet names within a household is so funny because why am i talking to my partner about toe beans and beanie baby
giving my cat extra treats to figure out if he's developmentally delayed
January 31, 2026 at 7:54 PM
giving my cat extra treats to figure out if he's developmentally delayed
big yawn no teeth
January 31, 2026 at 1:34 PM
big yawn no teeth
i'm just a hater i'm sorry i can't help it :(
January 31, 2026 at 12:41 PM
i'm just a hater i'm sorry i can't help it :(
like yea saying "alexa turn off the lights" is nice, but i was also taught how to use a light switch
January 31, 2026 at 12:41 PM
like yea saying "alexa turn off the lights" is nice, but i was also taught how to use a light switch
i hate that everytime i hopen the google home app to change the temp in my house the first thing i see is a pop-up advertisement telling me do join a free trial of their ai house monitoring bullshit
January 31, 2026 at 12:40 PM
i hate that everytime i hopen the google home app to change the temp in my house the first thing i see is a pop-up advertisement telling me do join a free trial of their ai house monitoring bullshit
i don't go anywhere to the point where my top suggestions when i open waze are where i get my weed and my chiropractor in that order
January 31, 2026 at 12:43 AM
i don't go anywhere to the point where my top suggestions when i open waze are where i get my weed and my chiropractor in that order
liam und ich sind stammkunden in so nem kleinen vietnamesischen cafe/resto und die besitzerin kennt uns schon beim namen und wir müssen literally nicht mehr bestellen because she knows 😭
January 31, 2026 at 12:35 AM
liam und ich sind stammkunden in so nem kleinen vietnamesischen cafe/resto und die besitzerin kennt uns schon beim namen und wir müssen literally nicht mehr bestellen because she knows 😭
southwest taking adding assigned seats and charging for bags........ you are just like papa
January 30, 2026 at 12:41 PM
southwest taking adding assigned seats and charging for bags........ you are just like papa
like you could address the shit to habibi jörg hornbach and it'll still show up in my mail in 5 days
January 30, 2026 at 12:34 PM
like you could address the shit to habibi jörg hornbach and it'll still show up in my mail in 5 days
like my friend panicking bc she thought i changed my last name and her addressing it to my "old" name and me explaining to her that it literally does not matter and in the us you can send letters without recipient because as long as the address is correct it will end up in their mailbox lol
January 30, 2026 at 12:34 PM
like my friend panicking bc she thought i changed my last name and her addressing it to my "old" name and me explaining to her that it literally does not matter and in the us you can send letters without recipient because as long as the address is correct it will end up in their mailbox lol
man i fucking hate that mail isn't being talen serious in the us because why did i go to the post office and request, AND TAPE A SIGN IN MY MAILBOX, to only deliver mail addressed to liam, our landlord, and my last name but every yr i STILL get the lohnsteuerbescheinigung feom the person thtat
January 30, 2026 at 12:32 PM
man i fucking hate that mail isn't being talen serious in the us because why did i go to the post office and request, AND TAPE A SIGN IN MY MAILBOX, to only deliver mail addressed to liam, our landlord, and my last name but every yr i STILL get the lohnsteuerbescheinigung feom the person thtat
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"aren't you being a little mean? it's just some ai."
No. We can be meaner. Harsher. More demonic. More diabolical. Humiliate harder. Throw alley-oops and dunk on their pathetic attempts to masquerade as a creative person.
No. We can be meaner. Harsher. More demonic. More diabolical. Humiliate harder. Throw alley-oops and dunk on their pathetic attempts to masquerade as a creative person.
January 29, 2026 at 6:28 PM
"aren't you being a little mean? it's just some ai."
No. We can be meaner. Harsher. More demonic. More diabolical. Humiliate harder. Throw alley-oops and dunk on their pathetic attempts to masquerade as a creative person.
No. We can be meaner. Harsher. More demonic. More diabolical. Humiliate harder. Throw alley-oops and dunk on their pathetic attempts to masquerade as a creative person.
omg you can make the miis nonbinary..... homodachi life by woketendo
January 29, 2026 at 4:46 PM
omg you can make the miis nonbinary..... homodachi life by woketendo
yall...... a new tomodachi life is coming out...... i'm gonna be a menace soon
January 29, 2026 at 4:43 PM
yall...... a new tomodachi life is coming out...... i'm gonna be a menace soon
i'm calling it now, the americans will colonize spaziergänge next and call it "fart walk" or "digestion walk" or some bullshit like that
January 29, 2026 at 4:41 PM
i'm calling it now, the americans will colonize spaziergänge next and call it "fart walk" or "digestion walk" or some bullshit like that
today i'm gonna start making my game !!!!!! my goal by the end of the day is having something clickable that does something
January 29, 2026 at 11:53 AM
today i'm gonna start making my game !!!!!! my goal by the end of the day is having something clickable that does something
i dropped my 40oz hydroflask tumblr (so yall have a site reference because the bitch is HEAVY) rim side first on my foot yesterday and it hurt so bad i legit thought i fractured my foot and sat on the ground crying for 15 minutes
January 29, 2026 at 11:52 AM
i dropped my 40oz hydroflask tumblr (so yall have a site reference because the bitch is HEAVY) rim side first on my foot yesterday and it hurt so bad i legit thought i fractured my foot and sat on the ground crying for 15 minutes
my friend sent me a postcard and there's something so funny about sending a card written in german from japan to the us lmfao
January 28, 2026 at 6:37 PM
my friend sent me a postcard and there's something so funny about sending a card written in german from japan to the us lmfao
i'm making aufbackbrezen von lidl and they say to bake for 15 mins and i thought i forgot to set a timer but i walked in the kitchen just as the timer on the oven went off...... my inner clock is that bitch
January 28, 2026 at 4:06 PM
i'm making aufbackbrezen von lidl and they say to bake for 15 mins and i thought i forgot to set a timer but i walked in the kitchen just as the timer on the oven went off...... my inner clock is that bitch
it's the same concept as mean girls from high school ALWAYS becoming nurses
January 28, 2026 at 12:33 PM
it's the same concept as mean girls from high school ALWAYS becoming nurses
seeing this discourse in tiktok and a person saying "It's a humbling experience to raise a child that you used to make fun of when you were growing up." and like ???? why were yall bullying kids in the first place ????
January 28, 2026 at 12:32 PM
seeing this discourse in tiktok and a person saying "It's a humbling experience to raise a child that you used to make fun of when you were growing up." and like ???? why were yall bullying kids in the first place ????
thinking about the baddies that bit off ice agents fingers...... hope your teeth are ok ladies
January 28, 2026 at 12:24 PM
thinking about the baddies that bit off ice agents fingers...... hope your teeth are ok ladies
can't wait for the inevitable 3 hr video essay about the marcel ricals tournament/kingsman situation because there's too much going on
January 28, 2026 at 11:41 AM
can't wait for the inevitable 3 hr video essay about the marcel ricals tournament/kingsman situation because there's too much going on