Mike Puterbaugh
mike.puterbaugh.net
Mike Puterbaugh
@mike.puterbaugh.net
I’m Mike
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1970 - Renée LaDeveraux

1980 - Candy Swallows

1990 - Amber Lampps

2000 - Jennie St. Worthington

2010 - Katie Kole

2020 - @__amberrlampz02_
February 9, 2026 at 5:46 AM
If I wanted to carry the mantle for GenZ progressives I would not have gone radio silent for 15 months following a setback
February 5, 2026 at 3:22 PM
The Office of the President belongs to the PEOPLE!!! That’s YOUR upholstery he’s blasting with diarrhea soup!
February 3, 2026 at 12:40 AM
Rep. Omar constantly expects to be confronted with abuse and violence based on who she is and what she advocates for, while many of her colleagues have never even considered the possibility that could happen to them. Neither is ideal!
January 29, 2026 at 11:29 PM
“La donna è mobile” implies the existence of “La donna è desktop” and maybe even “La donna è tablet”.
January 28, 2026 at 7:08 PM
The Democratic Party are neither opposition nor collaborators but rather a third, entirely inert thing.
January 27, 2026 at 3:30 PM
Dan Bongino
Greg Bovino
A mosquito
My libido
Yeah
January 27, 2026 at 1:33 PM
Mayor Snowman Mamdani
January 25, 2026 at 10:20 PM
Never too early to think about pinning the skeet you’d want them to quote in the news story about fascists murdering you
January 25, 2026 at 3:21 PM
I want a candidate who pledges that for each person that dies as a result of ICE actions, the next administration will select one member of the current administration to be summarily executed.
January 24, 2026 at 9:16 PM
TIL you still can’t store a file named “Aux” on OneDrive, due to backward compatibility with CP/M peripheral devices circa 1974
January 23, 2026 at 2:54 PM
Constitutional order’s been actin’ up lately, we gotta unplug it for a minute to do a hard reboot
January 23, 2026 at 1:15 PM
Not sure if the rising tactic of abducting unaccompanied minors makes it more or less likely that one of them gets kicked to death in the street by a furious crowd
January 21, 2026 at 11:51 PM
For the record I don’t think making credible threats to the safety of hotel staff serving ICE is good praxis, but try telling that to the fed-up fedposters on the Threads app
January 19, 2026 at 2:02 AM
THERE ARE FOUR LIGH- oh wait, there’s the fifth one. I didn’t see it over there. You were right. Sorry
January 17, 2026 at 4:33 PM
In most circumstances, I would suspect that a trove of operational info left behind after retreat would be a honeypot designed to mislead those who discover it, but I don’t think they’re that clever
After ICE agents shot people in Minneapolis tonight, a crowd faced them down and eventually chased them away, despite federal mercenaries and police shooting a tremendous amount of tear gas.

ICE agents abandoned vehicles in the area, containing IDs, paperwork, license plates, and operational plans.
January 15, 2026 at 1:47 PM
I would simply not taint my legacy as a newspaper cartoonist by sharing my horrible personal opinions with the world
January 13, 2026 at 5:47 PM
If she* had obeyed orders she’d still be alive.

(*Ashli Babbitt)
January 12, 2026 at 1:48 AM
Truer now than it was 3 months ago.
They’re moving quickly because they get less popular every day.

They’ll never be more popular than they are now and they are extremely unpopular.
January 9, 2026 at 11:57 PM
We’ve found it, the one scenario in American society where a casualty incident involving a motor vehicle and a pedestrian gets blamed on the motorist
January 8, 2026 at 6:46 PM
The only response the Vice President’s vile comments deserve is “shut the fuck up, short ass eyeliner bitch”
January 8, 2026 at 4:52 PM
Microsoft abandoning the “Office” branding that has existed since 1990 in favor of “365 Copilot” which is clunky and disliked is a real “Rename the whole company to Meta” type decision
January 5, 2026 at 3:13 PM
At this point, “natural causes” will be a disappointment.
January 3, 2026 at 8:34 PM
I mean this establishes a precedent that any country that doesn’t like US leadership could simply [redacted redacted redacted]
January 3, 2026 at 2:44 PM