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Mike Puterbaugh @mike.puterbaugh.net · 2m
That man is not capable of staying on message for 9 consecutive sentences. Who’s REALLY exercising the powers of the presidency
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Mike Puterbaugh @mike.puterbaugh.net · 5h
Chris Cilizzzza should do more thinkin’ and
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Mike Puterbaugh @mike.puterbaugh.net · 5h
We don’t need to know any more about him than we do right now. Next story please
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Mike Puterbaugh @mike.puterbaugh.net · 6h
No Nazis
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Mike Puterbaugh @mike.puterbaugh.net · 6h
The Foundation’s legal options are to eat shit and/or die
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Mike Puterbaugh @mike.puterbaugh.net · 6h
Thanks for funding approximately 1 hour of the military budget, shithead. (Swindled!)
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Mike Puterbaugh @mike.puterbaugh.net · 6h
2-4 hours of your life just to end up with That
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Mike Puterbaugh @mike.puterbaugh.net · 6h
His name is Taki, of course he’s equipped with corn chips
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Mike Puterbaugh @mike.puterbaugh.net · 7h
Is he trying to kill Kate McMansion
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Mike Puterbaugh @mike.puterbaugh.net · 7h
Outside chance one of them succeeds in launching a private ISS-like residential satellite & lives there for like 6 months before getting bored & abandoning it
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Mike Puterbaugh @mike.puterbaugh.net · 12h
To the tens of thousands of people I am directly responsible for immiserating, why not daydream of a day when I might choose to immiserate you slightly less???
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Mike Puterbaugh @mike.puterbaugh.net · 12h
This was such an extraordinarily obscure joke that I have to assume any likes it gets are from bots.
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Mike Puterbaugh @mike.puterbaugh.net · 12h
I wouldn’t be weighing in on skull-related topics if I were him
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Mike Puterbaugh @mike.puterbaugh.net · 22h
I have worked in Salesforce, I have had admin access, and I don’t know either
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Mike Puterbaugh @mike.puterbaugh.net · 22h
it’s drank
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Mike Puterbaugh @mike.puterbaugh.net · 1d
When I grow up I’m going to Bovino University
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Mike Puterbaugh @mike.puterbaugh.net · 1d
MUST CREDIT ALI REZA FARAHNAKIAN
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Mike Puterbaugh @mike.puterbaugh.net · 1d
In fairness they also make you do this if they sent you the right forms
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Mike Puterbaugh @mike.puterbaugh.net · 1d
Every part of your premise is hallucinated.
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Mike Puterbaugh @mike.puterbaugh.net · 1d
Why did you waste everyone’s time on such a pointless poll
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Mike Puterbaugh @mike.puterbaugh.net · 1d
Maybe let’s not put it only on the shoulders of more vulnerable people to do the good work this time
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Mike Puterbaugh @mike.puterbaugh.net · 1d
Lot of editorializing about “growing rifts” in what is purportedly a memo about poll results
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Mike Puterbaugh @mike.puterbaugh.net · 1d
Spanx & a halter top
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Mike Puterbaugh @mike.puterbaugh.net · 1d
Or that if President Macron arbitrarily knocked down a third of it, the public would literally start sharpening the guillotine blades?
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Mike Puterbaugh @mike.puterbaugh.net · 1d
It’s like a hockey penalty, the referee decides you were a little too grabby and you go in a box for 2 minutes then everything goes back to normal
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