Mike
@mikebhoy.bsky.social
Music, film/telly, occasionally football (Celtic). Grumpiness.
What a mental game at Craven Cottage. Absolute carnage. Gutted Fulham didn’t get the draw.
December 2, 2025 at 9:30 PM
What a mental game at Craven Cottage. Absolute carnage. Gutted Fulham didn’t get the draw.
Never mind the kit man, wtf was the fourth official doing that he didn’t notice?
November 30, 2025 at 12:41 PM
Never mind the kit man, wtf was the fourth official doing that he didn’t notice?
Salinger caught Holden possession
November 30, 2025 at 12:29 PM
Salinger caught Holden possession
Me: “oh cool BBC is showing the Copa Liberdatires”
Thirty seconds later “oh. Pat Nevin is apparently an expert on South American football and is the pundit”
Thirty seconds later “oh. Pat Nevin is apparently an expert on South American football and is the pundit”
a man is sitting on a couch with his legs crossed
ALT: a man is sitting on a couch with his legs crossed
media.tenor.com
November 29, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Me: “oh cool BBC is showing the Copa Liberdatires”
Thirty seconds later “oh. Pat Nevin is apparently an expert on South American football and is the pundit”
Thirty seconds later “oh. Pat Nevin is apparently an expert on South American football and is the pundit”
Reassuring to see Frank has shored up Spurs
November 29, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Reassuring to see Frank has shored up Spurs
FFS. The illuminated traffic cones round the Mackintosh statue go on earlier every year
November 25, 2025 at 6:21 PM
FFS. The illuminated traffic cones round the Mackintosh statue go on earlier every year
Denis Law stuff there from McTominay
November 18, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Denis Law stuff there from McTominay
Just seen a Xmas tree up. Fuck off
November 16, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Just seen a Xmas tree up. Fuck off
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As a TV licence payer I would like to give the BBC my permission to say fuck off to Trump.
November 11, 2025 at 8:46 AM
As a TV licence payer I would like to give the BBC my permission to say fuck off to Trump.
*Suddenly remembers MON’s away European record*
homer simpson from the simpsons is standing in the grass looking at something .
ALT: homer simpson from the simpsons is standing in the grass looking at something .
media.tenor.com
November 6, 2025 at 5:55 PM
*Suddenly remembers MON’s away European record*
1 broken metatarsal, 5 months later and that’s step 1, week 1 of couch to 5K finally done.
November 6, 2025 at 7:56 AM
1 broken metatarsal, 5 months later and that’s step 1, week 1 of couch to 5K finally done.
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While waiting for a tyre repair yesterday I learned that this Carp magazine used to have centerfolds and it was just fishing women with their trousers down.
November 4, 2025 at 8:34 AM
While waiting for a tyre repair yesterday I learned that this Carp magazine used to have centerfolds and it was just fishing women with their trousers down.
At the dental hygienist. £70 to get a telling off and some low level physical discomfort. Feel like a Tory MP.
November 3, 2025 at 4:55 PM
At the dental hygienist. £70 to get a telling off and some low level physical discomfort. Feel like a Tory MP.
Anyone got the odds on when Andrew Windsor shoots himself in the back of the head in a hunting accident
November 1, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Anyone got the odds on when Andrew Windsor shoots himself in the back of the head in a hunting accident
Poor lad just needs to get sent off for the hat trick.
October 26, 2025 at 1:13 PM
Poor lad just needs to get sent off for the hat trick.
As a literal metaphor for our season so far, that goal is actually a bit too on the nose.
October 26, 2025 at 12:10 PM
As a literal metaphor for our season so far, that goal is actually a bit too on the nose.
Thoughts and prayers with the guy tasked with getting the Brentford v Liverpool game edited to be first up on MOTD in 20 minutes
October 25, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Thoughts and prayers with the guy tasked with getting the Brentford v Liverpool game edited to be first up on MOTD in 20 minutes
Modernity has ruined the humble Kit Kat.
October 22, 2025 at 2:07 PM
Modernity has ruined the humble Kit Kat.
Good luck with the LEZ mate
October 22, 2025 at 7:46 AM
Good luck with the LEZ mate
Reposted by Mike
This photo accompanying a news story about the heist at the Louvre is perfection.
October 19, 2025 at 9:56 PM
This photo accompanying a news story about the heist at the Louvre is perfection.
The way this has gone today not a chance we’re scoring this
October 19, 2025 at 12:34 PM
The way this has gone today not a chance we’re scoring this
Ralston growing his hair out into curtains reminds me of being at school when all the bams suddenly got into the Stone Roses and smoking hash
October 19, 2025 at 11:14 AM
Ralston growing his hair out into curtains reminds me of being at school when all the bams suddenly got into the Stone Roses and smoking hash
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Andrew is a sort of non-prince now, a… well, I’m sure there’s some sort of portmanteau word that would describe him well.
October 18, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Andrew is a sort of non-prince now, a… well, I’m sure there’s some sort of portmanteau word that would describe him well.