mike cavalier
@mikecavalier.bsky.social
bluesky lacks all conviction, while X is full of passionate intensity
“starring golden globe nominee Timothée Chalamet” is factual and accurate but sounds rude when the voiceover says it
December 16, 2025 at 4:18 AM
“starring golden globe nominee Timothée Chalamet” is factual and accurate but sounds rude when the voiceover says it
How are we all “consuming the same content” if it’s “curated for us” by algorithms? this is a common bizarre thing people say, that the things in their algorithm is the same as what’s in everyone else’s. that’s literally the opposite of how it works
December 13, 2025 at 1:50 AM
How are we all “consuming the same content” if it’s “curated for us” by algorithms? this is a common bizarre thing people say, that the things in their algorithm is the same as what’s in everyone else’s. that’s literally the opposite of how it works
kids ain’t fingerbangin no more?? they ain’t givin hamjams? bjs?? they just gettin NAKED with their FEELINGS??? filthy
December 11, 2025 at 6:00 PM
kids ain’t fingerbangin no more?? they ain’t givin hamjams? bjs?? they just gettin NAKED with their FEELINGS??? filthy
[brokeback cowboy voice] i can’t quiet quit you
terrible work. just awful. should’ve logged off years ago
terrible work. just awful. should’ve logged off years ago
December 10, 2025 at 1:46 AM
[brokeback cowboy voice] i can’t quiet quit you
terrible work. just awful. should’ve logged off years ago
terrible work. just awful. should’ve logged off years ago
people are catching up to the idea that 6 7 is a triumph for the postmodernists. baudrillard’s evil fourth order of signs achieving generational hegemony www.instagram.com/reel/DR3g2p_...
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December 9, 2025 at 6:14 PM
people are catching up to the idea that 6 7 is a triumph for the postmodernists. baudrillard’s evil fourth order of signs achieving generational hegemony www.instagram.com/reel/DR3g2p_...
just remembered that i pitched an amazing agenda for the second high school reunion
December 6, 2025 at 1:21 AM
just remembered that i pitched an amazing agenda for the second high school reunion
i’m chaperoning a conference in baton rouge and they gave me my own room with two beds like i’m some kinda millionaire
December 5, 2025 at 5:25 AM
i’m chaperoning a conference in baton rouge and they gave me my own room with two beds like i’m some kinda millionaire
not sober or anything but i haven’t had a drink since last weekend and now i’m counting the days like it’s a duolingo streak
November 27, 2025 at 9:09 PM
not sober or anything but i haven’t had a drink since last weekend and now i’m counting the days like it’s a duolingo streak
been thinking a lot lately about my very brief experience living in LA. it is so far away that the details have become murky, and it was so fleeting that not much happened. but i do think this is true: i discovered a whole lot of drugs
November 22, 2025 at 6:39 AM
been thinking a lot lately about my very brief experience living in LA. it is so far away that the details have become murky, and it was so fleeting that not much happened. but i do think this is true: i discovered a whole lot of drugs
seems like the only reason i log onto this stupid app is to look at all the friends i have who live somewhere else and feel bad about it
November 22, 2025 at 5:46 AM
seems like the only reason i log onto this stupid app is to look at all the friends i have who live somewhere else and feel bad about it
they did a reissue of Mellon Collie, and listening to it now, it’s one of the most comforting albums i’ve ever heard
November 21, 2025 at 7:01 PM
they did a reissue of Mellon Collie, and listening to it now, it’s one of the most comforting albums i’ve ever heard
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i am finding it very rewarding to maintain a downloaded digital music library again. doing the organization makes me feel like i am using one of these bad boys
November 20, 2025 at 7:50 PM
i am finding it very rewarding to maintain a downloaded digital music library again. doing the organization makes me feel like i am using one of these bad boys
ran into my high school friend curtis akey at the bar, and he came up to me and the first thing he said was “curtis akey” like a fucking pokemon, kind of a boss move tbh
November 20, 2025 at 2:49 AM
ran into my high school friend curtis akey at the bar, and he came up to me and the first thing he said was “curtis akey” like a fucking pokemon, kind of a boss move tbh
every time I see an excel-themed novelty item, I have to resist buying it for my accountant father. they’re so stupid, and yet strike me as chic, in their own way
November 19, 2025 at 1:29 AM
every time I see an excel-themed novelty item, I have to resist buying it for my accountant father. they’re so stupid, and yet strike me as chic, in their own way
I was talking to a senior, who was complaining of how high school didn’t match real life, and he said to me “I’m going to be working at a 7/11 for the rest of my life, not six 7/11s back to back that all assign homework and tests”
November 19, 2025 at 1:25 AM
I was talking to a senior, who was complaining of how high school didn’t match real life, and he said to me “I’m going to be working at a 7/11 for the rest of my life, not six 7/11s back to back that all assign homework and tests”
much to be said about the generational shift between gen z and the up-and-coming gen alpha, but here’s one that surprised me: where my zoomer students were woke and social justicey, my z/alpha cusp students are casually Eat the Rich and would luigi magione a guy in a heartbeat
November 19, 2025 at 12:56 AM
much to be said about the generational shift between gen z and the up-and-coming gen alpha, but here’s one that surprised me: where my zoomer students were woke and social justicey, my z/alpha cusp students are casually Eat the Rich and would luigi magione a guy in a heartbeat
i love her, sorry not sorry www.instagram.com/reel/DQpJE6k...
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November 14, 2025 at 2:09 AM
i love her, sorry not sorry www.instagram.com/reel/DQpJE6k...
posted this five years ago. still true
November 12, 2025 at 6:33 PM
posted this five years ago. still true
happy for y’all but don’t get rid of Sliwa, that guy’s a star
November 6, 2025 at 1:25 AM
happy for y’all but don’t get rid of Sliwa, that guy’s a star
Cuomo should run against him a third time
November 5, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Cuomo should run against him a third time
this is some sicko shit
November 1, 2025 at 4:52 PM
this is some sicko shit
something vaguely disappointing about the Macarena making a comeback
November 1, 2025 at 12:24 AM
something vaguely disappointing about the Macarena making a comeback
saw a woman in Walmart wearing a tshirt that said “I’M NOT ALWAYS A DICK. JUST KIDDING. GO FUCK YOURSELF” and this struck me as a little intense to be wearing while running errands or making groceries
November 1, 2025 at 12:23 AM
saw a woman in Walmart wearing a tshirt that said “I’M NOT ALWAYS A DICK. JUST KIDDING. GO FUCK YOURSELF” and this struck me as a little intense to be wearing while running errands or making groceries
I’m not voting for zohran, are you crazy?? i live too far away
October 26, 2025 at 11:27 PM
I’m not voting for zohran, are you crazy?? i live too far away