mike cavalier
@mikecavalier.bsky.social
bluesky lacks all conviction, while X is full of passionate intensity
How are we all “consuming the same content” if it’s “curated for us” by algorithms? this is a common bizarre thing people say, that the things in their algorithm is the same as what’s in everyone else’s. that’s literally the opposite of how it works
December 13, 2025 at 1:50 AM
How are we all “consuming the same content” if it’s “curated for us” by algorithms? this is a common bizarre thing people say, that the things in their algorithm is the same as what’s in everyone else’s. that’s literally the opposite of how it works
kids ain’t fingerbangin no more?? they ain’t givin hamjams? bjs?? they just gettin NAKED with their FEELINGS??? filthy
December 11, 2025 at 6:00 PM
kids ain’t fingerbangin no more?? they ain’t givin hamjams? bjs?? they just gettin NAKED with their FEELINGS??? filthy
[brokeback cowboy voice] i can’t quiet quit you
terrible work. just awful. should’ve logged off years ago
terrible work. just awful. should’ve logged off years ago
December 10, 2025 at 1:46 AM
[brokeback cowboy voice] i can’t quiet quit you
terrible work. just awful. should’ve logged off years ago
terrible work. just awful. should’ve logged off years ago
i love this class photo. you can see our dumb uniforms, and how white everyone is, and me and my friends are in the second row and we’re doing mean faces as a bit
December 6, 2025 at 1:27 AM
i love this class photo. you can see our dumb uniforms, and how white everyone is, and me and my friends are in the second row and we’re doing mean faces as a bit
just remembered that i pitched an amazing agenda for the second high school reunion
December 6, 2025 at 1:21 AM
just remembered that i pitched an amazing agenda for the second high school reunion
every time I see an excel-themed novelty item, I have to resist buying it for my accountant father. they’re so stupid, and yet strike me as chic, in their own way
November 19, 2025 at 1:29 AM
every time I see an excel-themed novelty item, I have to resist buying it for my accountant father. they’re so stupid, and yet strike me as chic, in their own way
posted this five years ago. still true
November 12, 2025 at 6:33 PM
posted this five years ago. still true
this is some sicko shit
November 1, 2025 at 4:52 PM
this is some sicko shit
@bruzzeseonline.bsky.social when it’s time to break up with your beautiful girlfriend
October 21, 2025 at 11:10 PM
@bruzzeseonline.bsky.social when it’s time to break up with your beautiful girlfriend
i gave them a list of 25(!) different challenges to choose from, with past student examples of each
October 21, 2025 at 10:50 PM
i gave them a list of 25(!) different challenges to choose from, with past student examples of each
i’ve come up with an insane thing called “the directing sequence” where everyone in my film classes is director of their team for a day, and i also direct one film with all 18 groups i teach, and then i direct one full-class project at the end. It’s gonna yield like a hundred little movies
October 21, 2025 at 10:45 PM
i’ve come up with an insane thing called “the directing sequence” where everyone in my film classes is director of their team for a day, and i also direct one film with all 18 groups i teach, and then i direct one full-class project at the end. It’s gonna yield like a hundred little movies
Winsor just texted me this
October 19, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Winsor just texted me this
the only role my students will give me is "unreasonable authority figure"
October 15, 2025 at 3:09 AM
the only role my students will give me is "unreasonable authority figure"
finally I get to say this with authority: Derek is absolutely not demonstrating here that he read the books he’s referring to
October 10, 2025 at 8:04 PM
finally I get to say this with authority: Derek is absolutely not demonstrating here that he read the books he’s referring to
she’s talking about height, but sounds like dick to me
October 8, 2025 at 3:23 AM
she’s talking about height, but sounds like dick to me
when your accountant needs you to return his calls
October 8, 2025 at 1:17 AM
when your accountant needs you to return his calls
this is so funny it’s like a real life clickhole quote
October 8, 2025 at 1:14 AM
this is so funny it’s like a real life clickhole quote
reposting from the other site? forgive me Bluesky for i have sinned
October 7, 2025 at 11:45 PM
reposting from the other site? forgive me Bluesky for i have sinned
do not fear the hyperllink www.ienjoymusic.net/taylor-swift...
October 7, 2025 at 11:20 PM
do not fear the hyperllink www.ienjoymusic.net/taylor-swift...
Tilly norwood doesn’t have the sauce that S1M0ne had. That frigid ice queen was unapproachable, remote, superior; her detached affect made her a star. Tilly, this freckled nobody from the backwaters of the uncanny valley, is desperate and boring. a pick me and a tryhard
October 3, 2025 at 2:54 AM
Tilly norwood doesn’t have the sauce that S1M0ne had. That frigid ice queen was unapproachable, remote, superior; her detached affect made her a star. Tilly, this freckled nobody from the backwaters of the uncanny valley, is desperate and boring. a pick me and a tryhard
New Orleans is full of spooky abandoned buildings, so naturally, we’ve also got the spooky abandoned football stadium
October 1, 2025 at 10:55 PM
New Orleans is full of spooky abandoned buildings, so naturally, we’ve also got the spooky abandoned football stadium
hanif (who is, incidentally, the smartest fall out boy fan ever) needs to calm the fuck down in this one
October 1, 2025 at 12:58 AM
hanif (who is, incidentally, the smartest fall out boy fan ever) needs to calm the fuck down in this one
they were so real for this one
September 29, 2025 at 11:41 PM
they were so real for this one