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Mike Muth
@mikemuth.bsky.social
Retired and enjoying the never-ending Saturday.
Looking after 8 (sometimes more) feral/community cats plus my housecats.
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For folks unwilling to send money but wanting to help feed "my" feral colony, I've created an Amazon wish list.
www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/...
We went out to eat last night. I ordered steak and, as usual, the kitchen got it wrong.
So, I told the waitress my steak was bad.
She picked it up, slapped it, put it down, and said, "If it gives you more trouble, let me know."
November 25, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Reposted by Mike Muth
Remember Andrew Wakefield?
Here he is with his friend RFK Jr. in 2020.

Wakefield is the guy behind the fraudulent, retracted MMR–autism study. He lost his medical license for subjecting autistic children to unnecessary invasive procedures.

Now, with Kennedy in power, he’s getting a second act.
November 24, 2025 at 4:36 PM
November 24, 2025 at 5:33 PM
A guy walks into a shop.
"You got one of them Marshall Hiwatt AC30 amplificatior thingies and a Gobson StratoBlaster geetar with a Fried Rose tremulo?"
"You're a drummer, aren't you?"
"Yeah. How'd you know?"
"This is a travel agency."
November 24, 2025 at 5:16 PM
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There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want.
- Bill Watterson
November 24, 2025 at 1:37 PM
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November 24, 2025 at 10:52 AM
I don't think the therapist is supposed to say "wow" that many times in your first session.
November 24, 2025 at 10:38 AM
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All puns are bad puns. Rhyming puns are verse.
November 23, 2025 at 7:50 PM
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Reality depresses me. I need to find fantasy worlds and escape in them.
- Noel Fielding
November 23, 2025 at 7:22 PM
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Some hungry Caturday beasts. The Killer Bs, their brother, their mother, and a cousin.
November 22, 2025 at 7:33 PM
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I am late for work because I got drunk last night and set my calculator for $5.30.
November 22, 2025 at 4:21 PM