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Mike Stephens @mikestephens.bsky.social · 6h

And he got to pick the animals that were on Old McDonald’s farm. He was so fucking stoked. Just fucking over the moon about the proposition.

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Mike Stephens @mikestephens.bsky.social · 6h

Hit my toddler with renditions of B-I-N-G-O and Old McDonald back to back and he lost his fucking mind. You woulda thought it was Freebird followed by… another Freebird based on his reaction.

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onion person @junlper.beer · 11h

we love edgy jokes about gas chambers and rape unless it’s jokes about charlie kirk dying, which if you do that, you’ll be punished and deported and free speech revoked

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Mike Stephens @mikestephens.bsky.social · 11h

Me: I wanna go to Goochland Restaurant

Wife: we have Goochland at home

Rural Indexing Project @ruralindexing.bsky.social · 14d

Goochland Restaurant
Goochland, VA

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Mike Stephens @mikestephens.bsky.social · 1d

shocked the Leafs didn’t take a penalty before Knies did.

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Mike Stephens @mikestephens.bsky.social · 1d

Leafs are absolutely gonna concede a third one soon here.

Mike Stephens @mikestephens.bsky.social · 1d

Fucking leafs

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Mike Stephens @mikestephens.bsky.social · 1d

Dude, fuck off

Mike Stephens @mikestephens.bsky.social · 1d

Barry Trotz would probably off himself if he heard that.

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Mike Stephens @mikestephens.bsky.social · 1d

“Enh enh boo boo, you are a lo…sing bad guy team” - 6 y/o’s appraisal of the Nashville Predators.

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Mike Stephens @mikestephens.bsky.social · 2d

Glad our handsome Swedish right winger has three goals in three games.

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Mike Stephens @mikestephens.bsky.social · 4d

Calle Jarnkrocket Richard

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Mike Stephens @mikestephens.bsky.social · 4d

Yeah she was my dad’s age too and I honestly don’t even wanna discuss this with him for the same grim reason.

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Mike Stephens @mikestephens.bsky.social · 4d

They might want to catch Blais up to speed on deployment for a couple practices before playing him (I am probably giving them too much the benefit of the doubt here) but why keep Cowan cooling his heels for this.

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Mike Stephens @mikestephens.bsky.social · 4d

One group tolerates immigrants and trans folks when it’s politically expedient but by Canadian standards you’re right

Mike Stephens @mikestephens.bsky.social · 4d

Stephen Miller will get a talk show or podcast or program of some form on Fox News. He won’t kill himself in his jail cell like Herman Goring. Bet your bottom dollar.

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Mike Stephens @mikestephens.bsky.social · 4d

I agree with you but do you think the Dems will have the stones to do it? I don’t.

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Mike Stephens @mikestephens.bsky.social · 4d

Even if the Dems wrest control from the fascistic maga Republican branch of government, which I’m not sure they will any time soon for a number of reasons, I don’t see a world in which we’re hanging perpetrators who held federal jobs in the States.

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Mike Stephens @mikestephens.bsky.social · 4d

This assumes that the centre left party ever get back into power and chooses to punish the offenders as opposed to reaching across the aisle/working with them