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Spotify Wrapped day is great because I know who to cut out of my life (people with Taylor Swift in their top 5 artists)
December 4, 2025 at 4:52 AM
she Molly on my Moon till my Ice Cream
October 20, 2025 at 4:59 AM
ppl in Austin be speaking simlish
October 20, 2025 at 4:59 AM
this account was supposed to be where i post professional, product development-related musings with a few sprinkles of Gen Z humor. i have acquiesced to this 9th-circle-of-Hell world by making it all Gen Z humor. not a week goes by where I don’t utter the curse of “holon lemme skeet this real quick”
October 3, 2025 at 5:27 AM
did you know Tesla is just one guy
October 3, 2025 at 2:49 AM
Thee Ohio State University Alumni Band
September 28, 2025 at 10:24 PM
real engineers don't use Macs for work. i am not a real engineer
September 19, 2025 at 6:46 PM
finally got games on my phone
September 17, 2025 at 3:13 PM
“My coworker actually met Grimes” - a guy sitting a table away from me at captain blacks bingo
September 16, 2025 at 3:37 AM
Reposted by tom
Health officials: these corridors are loud and hazardous to your health

City planners: these corridors are transit oriented and we should put housing there

Would you want to live there? I wouldn’t.

www.axios.com/local/portla...
Portland study reveals city's loudest neighborhoods
Noise pollution hits hardest in low-income and racially diverse areas, a new study shows.
www.axios.com
September 3, 2025 at 9:22 PM
“come with me to try Daruma Sando” come with me to your HR meeting where you get fired from your PM position at Microsoft Azure
August 28, 2025 at 3:03 AM
need jubilee to cut the crap and do "JK Rowling vs. Every Trans Woman"
August 5, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Blue⛷️
August 1, 2025 at 7:07 PM
sorry babe, the labubu keychain stays on during sex
July 22, 2025 at 1:23 AM
Reposted by tom
The group "Save our Sammamish" has been pushing back on the idea of allowing additional density in the city's town center area. In response, two teenagers at Skyline high school created a website debunking them.
supersammamish.vercel.app
Super Sammamish
Web site created using create-react-app
supersammamish.vercel.app
July 15, 2025 at 2:23 AM
"Have you been to the dentist in the last 6 months?"
Jess: yes
Geoss: yeos
July 13, 2025 at 9:17 PM
2x engineered a little too hard into a new job title
July 8, 2025 at 5:54 PM
NO!! NOOOO!!!! DO NOT REDEEM!!! DO NOT REDEEM THE SHARES!!! DO NOT EXERCISE THE OPTIONS!!!!
July 8, 2025 at 2:06 AM
these bitches don't want a man, they want Melman
July 6, 2025 at 9:39 PM
labubu def went to UC Irvine
June 29, 2025 at 10:59 PM
hahahaha
June 22, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Is it basic to like killowen
June 1, 2025 at 6:16 PM
disappointing. if only Delta had a BlueSky account
May 31, 2025 at 6:45 PM
googling "what is spud bros" in line for spud bros
May 29, 2025 at 12:00 PM