@milapaprika.bsky.social
Not me being a d-list celebrity for couch surfing 😭
April 23, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Not me being a d-list celebrity for couch surfing 😭
Edit: "Bend me over" - Come on Johnny! From Finland! He actually isn't Russian guys sorry. I don't distinguish Europeans well and I'm not apologizing
April 13, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Edit: "Bend me over" - Come on Johnny! From Finland! He actually isn't Russian guys sorry. I don't distinguish Europeans well and I'm not apologizing
I also use she/they
April 13, 2025 at 10:38 PM
I also use she/they
Hi everyone! My name is Mila, my pronouns are champia / dora. That means golddigger in Spanish and this is how I identify
April 13, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Hi everyone! My name is Mila, my pronouns are champia / dora. That means golddigger in Spanish and this is how I identify
And that is man 4 rent... for any service. Like, my head wasn't in the gutter guys
April 13, 2025 at 10:33 PM
And that is man 4 rent... for any service. Like, my head wasn't in the gutter guys
But thats not the only pressing matter in my life
Let me tell you a story about a roommate of mine
Let me tell you a story about a roommate of mine
April 13, 2025 at 10:30 PM
But thats not the only pressing matter in my life
Let me tell you a story about a roommate of mine
Let me tell you a story about a roommate of mine
And every time I add something to the site it breaks
Cause its wordpress
And I am... feeling pressed
Cause its wordpress
And I am... feeling pressed
April 13, 2025 at 10:29 PM
And every time I add something to the site it breaks
Cause its wordpress
And I am... feeling pressed
Cause its wordpress
And I am... feeling pressed
So he gave me a $100 deposit, with the rest of the funds coming after I finish the job
And i'm like I wanted you to bend me over but not in this way jeez
Its been four days straight of working on the project
And i'm like I wanted you to bend me over but not in this way jeez
Its been four days straight of working on the project
April 13, 2025 at 10:29 PM
So he gave me a $100 deposit, with the rest of the funds coming after I finish the job
And i'm like I wanted you to bend me over but not in this way jeez
Its been four days straight of working on the project
And i'm like I wanted you to bend me over but not in this way jeez
Its been four days straight of working on the project
And he's like can you help me build a website? I saw you coding over there
And I have like my developer tools wide open on my laptop
So I'm like yea.... sure
Then he goes... "I can pay you upfront!"
And I have like my developer tools wide open on my laptop
So I'm like yea.... sure
Then he goes... "I can pay you upfront!"
April 13, 2025 at 10:29 PM
And he's like can you help me build a website? I saw you coding over there
And I have like my developer tools wide open on my laptop
So I'm like yea.... sure
Then he goes... "I can pay you upfront!"
And I have like my developer tools wide open on my laptop
So I'm like yea.... sure
Then he goes... "I can pay you upfront!"
I found out he runs a handyman business. Its called Man4Rent and it is a 4.
This guy's russian his english isn't perfect.
And im like ooo this is one of my fantasies. The handyman comes over, fixes my washing machine. Like tell me more
This guy's russian his english isn't perfect.
And im like ooo this is one of my fantasies. The handyman comes over, fixes my washing machine. Like tell me more
April 13, 2025 at 10:29 PM
I found out he runs a handyman business. Its called Man4Rent and it is a 4.
This guy's russian his english isn't perfect.
And im like ooo this is one of my fantasies. The handyman comes over, fixes my washing machine. Like tell me more
This guy's russian his english isn't perfect.
And im like ooo this is one of my fantasies. The handyman comes over, fixes my washing machine. Like tell me more
And I was like "Oh really! I do the open mic every sunday"
And he's like "Yea, ive seen you sleeping on that couch! I thought it was very open minded of you"
And I was like "not you clocking me being broke"...
And then wait it gets less embarassing
And he's like "Yea, ive seen you sleeping on that couch! I thought it was very open minded of you"
And I was like "not you clocking me being broke"...
And then wait it gets less embarassing
April 13, 2025 at 10:28 PM
And I was like "Oh really! I do the open mic every sunday"
And he's like "Yea, ive seen you sleeping on that couch! I thought it was very open minded of you"
And I was like "not you clocking me being broke"...
And then wait it gets less embarassing
And he's like "Yea, ive seen you sleeping on that couch! I thought it was very open minded of you"
And I was like "not you clocking me being broke"...
And then wait it gets less embarassing
And this older, 40 something year old Russian dude is like coming out the bathroom
And he wasn't unattractive
He was very stoic and serious. I could tell he was a self-made man
And he stops dead in his tracks and is like
Hey--I've seen you here before
And he wasn't unattractive
He was very stoic and serious. I could tell he was a self-made man
And he stops dead in his tracks and is like
Hey--I've seen you here before
April 13, 2025 at 10:28 PM
And this older, 40 something year old Russian dude is like coming out the bathroom
And he wasn't unattractive
He was very stoic and serious. I could tell he was a self-made man
And he stops dead in his tracks and is like
Hey--I've seen you here before
And he wasn't unattractive
He was very stoic and serious. I could tell he was a self-made man
And he stops dead in his tracks and is like
Hey--I've seen you here before
Singing Pink & White by Frank Ocean at the top of my lungs
"Thats the way every day goes, everytime we got no control"
You know, my equivalent of vocally ovulating
"Thats the way every day goes, everytime we got no control"
You know, my equivalent of vocally ovulating
April 13, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Singing Pink & White by Frank Ocean at the top of my lungs
"Thats the way every day goes, everytime we got no control"
You know, my equivalent of vocally ovulating
"Thats the way every day goes, everytime we got no control"
You know, my equivalent of vocally ovulating
Ive been trying to find the sugar daddy of my dreams
I thought it finally happened the other day
I was sitting by the bathroom here at this cafe
Website developing, very sexy work
I thought it finally happened the other day
I was sitting by the bathroom here at this cafe
Website developing, very sexy work
April 13, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Ive been trying to find the sugar daddy of my dreams
I thought it finally happened the other day
I was sitting by the bathroom here at this cafe
Website developing, very sexy work
I thought it finally happened the other day
I was sitting by the bathroom here at this cafe
Website developing, very sexy work
I work at a nonprofit during the day that provides housing for a lot of unhoused people
And housing sometimes works
Sometimes it doesnt
Rent is expensive guys
I have to find other sources of income
And housing sometimes works
Sometimes it doesnt
Rent is expensive guys
I have to find other sources of income
April 13, 2025 at 10:27 PM
I work at a nonprofit during the day that provides housing for a lot of unhoused people
And housing sometimes works
Sometimes it doesnt
Rent is expensive guys
I have to find other sources of income
And housing sometimes works
Sometimes it doesnt
Rent is expensive guys
I have to find other sources of income
Hey BlueSkyy community! Me and my bestie who are two queer women musicians in Bushwick are facing housing insecurity. Any donation or sharing of our GoFundMe helps!
gofund.me/961399bb
gofund.me/961399bb
Donate to Help Mila and Kenya Secure Safe Housing, organized by Mila Henson
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February 6, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Hey BlueSkyy community! Me and my bestie who are two queer women musicians in Bushwick are facing housing insecurity. Any donation or sharing of our GoFundMe helps!
gofund.me/961399bb
gofund.me/961399bb
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I’m a firm believer that we mostly fall in love in one of two ways:
1) Find someone who checks the most boxes on your “I want” list
2) Find someone who makes you want to throw the list away
1) Find someone who checks the most boxes on your “I want” list
2) Find someone who makes you want to throw the list away
October 21, 2024 at 3:01 PM
I’m a firm believer that we mostly fall in love in one of two ways:
1) Find someone who checks the most boxes on your “I want” list
2) Find someone who makes you want to throw the list away
1) Find someone who checks the most boxes on your “I want” list
2) Find someone who makes you want to throw the list away
Now I just wish my tiddies would grow so I can use them as stress balls.
September 27, 2024 at 12:50 AM
Now I just wish my tiddies would grow so I can use them as stress balls.
Sometimes colonization is good.
The Germans did give us hamburgers.
And I can't live without hamburgers.
Their how this ass got so fat.
*As I do my little Ice Spice Emote*
The Germans did give us hamburgers.
And I can't live without hamburgers.
Their how this ass got so fat.
*As I do my little Ice Spice Emote*
September 27, 2024 at 12:12 AM
Sometimes colonization is good.
The Germans did give us hamburgers.
And I can't live without hamburgers.
Their how this ass got so fat.
*As I do my little Ice Spice Emote*
The Germans did give us hamburgers.
And I can't live without hamburgers.
Their how this ass got so fat.
*As I do my little Ice Spice Emote*
I'm getting the remaining roommate on my side. He's also trans.
We're starting a mutiny.
Unfortunately, their white. Its not the best look, were both kind of colonizers to this black man.
But hey, its ok.
We're starting a mutiny.
Unfortunately, their white. Its not the best look, were both kind of colonizers to this black man.
But hey, its ok.
September 27, 2024 at 12:11 AM
I'm getting the remaining roommate on my side. He's also trans.
We're starting a mutiny.
Unfortunately, their white. Its not the best look, were both kind of colonizers to this black man.
But hey, its ok.
We're starting a mutiny.
Unfortunately, their white. Its not the best look, were both kind of colonizers to this black man.
But hey, its ok.
But guess what, I don't want to share the island.
I WANT IT ALL, BITCH.
As a matter of fact, this is a dictatorship.
Its my apartment now.
I WANT IT ALL, BITCH.
As a matter of fact, this is a dictatorship.
Its my apartment now.
September 27, 2024 at 12:11 AM
But guess what, I don't want to share the island.
I WANT IT ALL, BITCH.
As a matter of fact, this is a dictatorship.
Its my apartment now.
I WANT IT ALL, BITCH.
As a matter of fact, this is a dictatorship.
Its my apartment now.
Geography is hard--its ok. I just learned where Israel and Palestine were on a map last week.
September 27, 2024 at 12:10 AM
Geography is hard--its ok. I just learned where Israel and Palestine were on a map last week.
And funnily enough, the kitchen island is right between us! Thats like the divider. Like the actual island DR and Haiti are on, Hispaniola. We're kind of on opposite ends. I'm really pushing this metaphor for people who don't know what the fuck I'm talking about.
September 27, 2024 at 12:10 AM
And funnily enough, the kitchen island is right between us! Thats like the divider. Like the actual island DR and Haiti are on, Hispaniola. We're kind of on opposite ends. I'm really pushing this metaphor for people who don't know what the fuck I'm talking about.
And I kind of get the landlord on my side. You know he's Jewish, he's had to start a war before with an oppressed minority before. He gets it.
September 27, 2024 at 12:08 AM
And I kind of get the landlord on my side. You know he's Jewish, he's had to start a war before with an oppressed minority before. He gets it.
Like any punk, I hate authorities, and cops, and landlords. But I tell our landlord the situation, tell him how shitty and manipulative of a roommate he is, and how he's hogging all the resources.
September 27, 2024 at 12:07 AM
Like any punk, I hate authorities, and cops, and landlords. But I tell our landlord the situation, tell him how shitty and manipulative of a roommate he is, and how he's hogging all the resources.