why are you taking action AGAINST bus drivers then? we should be working with them to continue sustainable transportation

Like them cheese curds in the hot wisco summers

I like how "im the only smart person on the internet" is some sort of flex, when I knew folks who had no internet and would have to knock down their neighbor’s door and rub their two brain cells together to show how smart they were

surely i'm losing my mind and Windows isn't suggesting I look up Easter recipes with a picture of a challah during passover

You know what, I’m getting my Daves confused

That’s not the line, Dave

"What are you going to do? Kiss the homies goodnight??"

- Quote from homie who was kissed goodnight

Does bluesky have an oddly high percentage of posts about people’s dreams last night or does my algorithm think I’m weird

It’s a Roman tattoo

I can participate in #birds! This bud swooped in to try to go for some sparrows

I woke up with an excruciating headache and because I was still in sleep mode I convinced myself Musk implanted a neuralink in my brain that was trying to convince myself to stab something into my skull

Own the libs: put dishes in the washing machine and DON’T forget the spin cycle

In the process of deleting my Twitter and had to immortalize how Obama followed me on there. U were my favorite fun fact </3

Remember when I went to Costa Rica and a woman in a shop got so excited because she thought I was this guy