surely i'm losing my mind and Windows isn't suggesting I look up Easter recipes with a picture of a challah during passover

"What are you going to do? Kiss the homies goodnight??"

- Quote from homie who was kissed goodnight

Does bluesky have an oddly high percentage of posts about people’s dreams last night or does my algorithm think I’m weird

I can participate in #birds! This bud swooped in to try to go for some sparrows

I woke up with an excruciating headache and because I was still in sleep mode I convinced myself Musk implanted a neuralink in my brain that was trying to convince myself to stab something into my skull

In the process of deleting my Twitter and had to immortalize how Obama followed me on there. U were my favorite fun fact </3

Remember when I went to Costa Rica and a woman in a shop got so excited because she thought I was this guy