EJ
@milfs.bsky.social
I’m like if a dense bean salad was a woman
God I still see Cleo *everywhere*, every little shadow, every little dark thing sitting on the floor
January 5, 2026 at 1:12 PM
God I still see Cleo *everywhere*, every little shadow, every little dark thing sitting on the floor
Knowing that I can’t just pick up and move is going to really test me the next few months
January 5, 2026 at 12:28 PM
Knowing that I can’t just pick up and move is going to really test me the next few months
The remaining projects I can feasibly complete alone before it warms up again:
- Paint the office
- Take the basement carpet up
- Update the shower head
- Replace the bathroom sink with a vanity
- Update or refresh the bathroom fan
- Clean and seal the asbestos tiles in the basement
- Paint the office
- Take the basement carpet up
- Update the shower head
- Replace the bathroom sink with a vanity
- Update or refresh the bathroom fan
- Clean and seal the asbestos tiles in the basement
January 5, 2026 at 3:54 AM
The remaining projects I can feasibly complete alone before it warms up again:
- Paint the office
- Take the basement carpet up
- Update the shower head
- Replace the bathroom sink with a vanity
- Update or refresh the bathroom fan
- Clean and seal the asbestos tiles in the basement
- Paint the office
- Take the basement carpet up
- Update the shower head
- Replace the bathroom sink with a vanity
- Update or refresh the bathroom fan
- Clean and seal the asbestos tiles in the basement
Combatting the sense of impending doom that comes after the holidays by making my home more functional and lovely and getting outside for a couple hours every day is making such a big difference in, you know, general
January 5, 2026 at 3:25 AM
Combatting the sense of impending doom that comes after the holidays by making my home more functional and lovely and getting outside for a couple hours every day is making such a big difference in, you know, general
Gotta start thinking about this year’s garden
January 4, 2026 at 3:12 PM
Gotta start thinking about this year’s garden
4/5 rooms painted BITCH. Then I can redo my basement and ultimately finance a soft kitchen overhaul. And I paid off my credit card AND put money into savings. That feels good.
January 1, 2026 at 3:09 AM
4/5 rooms painted BITCH. Then I can redo my basement and ultimately finance a soft kitchen overhaul. And I paid off my credit card AND put money into savings. That feels good.
Got an invite from my cool lez neighbors! I love it here!
December 31, 2025 at 11:21 PM
Got an invite from my cool lez neighbors! I love it here!
Please let the next few months be a period of opportunity to regrow my safety net 😩
December 31, 2025 at 2:29 PM
Please let the next few months be a period of opportunity to regrow my safety net 😩
Friend even offered to get me and a plus one onto the Mahall’s guest list but none of my friends can make it/actually want to go out and I’m just not ready to go out for an event as loaded as a NYE party alone yet
December 31, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Friend even offered to get me and a plus one onto the Mahall’s guest list but none of my friends can make it/actually want to go out and I’m just not ready to go out for an event as loaded as a NYE party alone yet
NYE last minute party cancellation contingency plan is in: I’m getting drunk on the emergency fridge champagne and painting my dining room
December 31, 2025 at 1:27 AM
NYE last minute party cancellation contingency plan is in: I’m getting drunk on the emergency fridge champagne and painting my dining room
Cutest dog in the world alert
December 30, 2025 at 2:51 AM
Cutest dog in the world alert
If you’re a butch lesbian who looks like Abby Wambach but like 30 and a little fat PLEASE GET IN MY DMS
December 29, 2025 at 11:59 PM
If you’re a butch lesbian who looks like Abby Wambach but like 30 and a little fat PLEASE GET IN MY DMS
As queer as it’s written I knew Priory of the Orange Tree wasn’t for me the moment I found out it was about people riding dragons. Dragon riding is so overcooked I can’t believe people still like it.
December 29, 2025 at 6:42 PM
As queer as it’s written I knew Priory of the Orange Tree wasn’t for me the moment I found out it was about people riding dragons. Dragon riding is so overcooked I can’t believe people still like it.
Perhaps the universe is telling me to finish my goddamn house
December 28, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Perhaps the universe is telling me to finish my goddamn house
Like I really feel like I’m being punished but I don’t know WHY
December 28, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Like I really feel like I’m being punished but I don’t know WHY
At what point is it valid to begin thinking that the things that keep happening in my life are not random and that they’re some kind of cosmic punishment? This is a serious question
December 28, 2025 at 9:27 PM
At what point is it valid to begin thinking that the things that keep happening in my life are not random and that they’re some kind of cosmic punishment? This is a serious question
Please God never let me spend another holidays season alone again
December 27, 2025 at 1:49 AM
Please God never let me spend another holidays season alone again
Like am I supposed to deactivate the Tile on her collar? Because every time I open the app it say that she’s still home with me
December 27, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Like am I supposed to deactivate the Tile on her collar? Because every time I open the app it say that she’s still home with me
Being faced with the reality that Cleo is gone in the little things like not knowing what to do with her stocking when I put decorations away is really really hard and I hate it
December 27, 2025 at 1:35 AM
Being faced with the reality that Cleo is gone in the little things like not knowing what to do with her stocking when I put decorations away is really really hard and I hate it
My beige flag is definitely that I love those blue aliens so so much
December 24, 2025 at 10:44 AM
My beige flag is definitely that I love those blue aliens so so much
Thanking god I’m raising a dog who only drops the big boy barks when he thinks there’s actually a threat
December 23, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Thanking god I’m raising a dog who only drops the big boy barks when he thinks there’s actually a threat
I’m so fucking sad. I feel bad for you if you’ve never known the love of a cat.
December 18, 2025 at 6:43 PM
I’m so fucking sad. I feel bad for you if you’ve never known the love of a cat.
Cleo’s eaten almost a half cup of food today 🥹 at this point I’m just trying to make sure she’s as comfortable as possible. She’s got her heated blanket, fresh litter, and we’re hammering out a food/water/bathroom schedule.
December 13, 2025 at 1:49 AM
Cleo’s eaten almost a half cup of food today 🥹 at this point I’m just trying to make sure she’s as comfortable as possible. She’s got her heated blanket, fresh litter, and we’re hammering out a food/water/bathroom schedule.