EJ
@milfs.bsky.social
I’m like if a dense bean salad was a woman
Perhaps the universe is telling me to finish my goddamn house
December 28, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Perhaps the universe is telling me to finish my goddamn house
Like I really feel like I’m being punished but I don’t know WHY
December 28, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Like I really feel like I’m being punished but I don’t know WHY
At what point is it valid to begin thinking that the things that keep happening in my life are not random and that they’re some kind of cosmic punishment? This is a serious question
December 28, 2025 at 9:27 PM
At what point is it valid to begin thinking that the things that keep happening in my life are not random and that they’re some kind of cosmic punishment? This is a serious question
Please God never let me spend another holidays season alone again
December 27, 2025 at 1:49 AM
Please God never let me spend another holidays season alone again
Like am I supposed to deactivate the Tile on her collar? Because every time I open the app it say that she’s still home with me
December 27, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Like am I supposed to deactivate the Tile on her collar? Because every time I open the app it say that she’s still home with me
Being faced with the reality that Cleo is gone in the little things like not knowing what to do with her stocking when I put decorations away is really really hard and I hate it
December 27, 2025 at 1:35 AM
Being faced with the reality that Cleo is gone in the little things like not knowing what to do with her stocking when I put decorations away is really really hard and I hate it
My beige flag is definitely that I love those blue aliens so so much
December 24, 2025 at 10:44 AM
My beige flag is definitely that I love those blue aliens so so much
Thanking god I’m raising a dog who only drops the big boy barks when he thinks there’s actually a threat
December 23, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Thanking god I’m raising a dog who only drops the big boy barks when he thinks there’s actually a threat
I’m so fucking sad. I feel bad for you if you’ve never known the love of a cat.
December 18, 2025 at 6:43 PM
I’m so fucking sad. I feel bad for you if you’ve never known the love of a cat.
Cleo’s eaten almost a half cup of food today 🥹 at this point I’m just trying to make sure she’s as comfortable as possible. She’s got her heated blanket, fresh litter, and we’re hammering out a food/water/bathroom schedule.
December 13, 2025 at 1:49 AM
Cleo’s eaten almost a half cup of food today 🥹 at this point I’m just trying to make sure she’s as comfortable as possible. She’s got her heated blanket, fresh litter, and we’re hammering out a food/water/bathroom schedule.
2/10 pain day is ironic because it’s the day I find out whether Cleo can be treated
Also the outdoor outlet I’ve been using for my Christmas lights is burnt out
Also my toilet is inexplicably clogged? I haven’t used it for solids in like 2 days
Everything feels like a joke right now
Also the outdoor outlet I’ve been using for my Christmas lights is burnt out
Also my toilet is inexplicably clogged? I haven’t used it for solids in like 2 days
Everything feels like a joke right now
December 12, 2025 at 12:37 PM
2/10 pain day is ironic because it’s the day I find out whether Cleo can be treated
Also the outdoor outlet I’ve been using for my Christmas lights is burnt out
Also my toilet is inexplicably clogged? I haven’t used it for solids in like 2 days
Everything feels like a joke right now
Also the outdoor outlet I’ve been using for my Christmas lights is burnt out
Also my toilet is inexplicably clogged? I haven’t used it for solids in like 2 days
Everything feels like a joke right now
If there’s a god he’s a cruel one because what kind of sociopath creates life and says man’s companions will never live as long as man
December 10, 2025 at 8:59 PM
If there’s a god he’s a cruel one because what kind of sociopath creates life and says man’s companions will never live as long as man
Yo can i make it a DAY without crying? Maybe 6 hours?
December 10, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Yo can i make it a DAY without crying? Maybe 6 hours?
I’m still just so so angry that I failed her and couldn’t give her the one thing all rescue cats deserve
December 10, 2025 at 4:25 PM
I’m still just so so angry that I failed her and couldn’t give her the one thing all rescue cats deserve
And now there’s a big, scary, unpredictable dog living in the same space as her and I know it stresses her out. I just feel that I’ve failed big time.
December 9, 2025 at 7:45 PM
And now there’s a big, scary, unpredictable dog living in the same space as her and I know it stresses her out. I just feel that I’ve failed big time.
I feel that I’ve failed her. She’s been with every version of me and moved everywhere with me. My goal was to give her a comfortable place to live out the rest of her life and I failed in my relationship and we moved *as she was showing signs of something bad* and had to start all over again.
December 9, 2025 at 7:44 PM
I feel that I’ve failed her. She’s been with every version of me and moved everywhere with me. My goal was to give her a comfortable place to live out the rest of her life and I failed in my relationship and we moved *as she was showing signs of something bad* and had to start all over again.
Cleo is more than likely nearing the end of her life. We have an x-ray on Friday to determine whether the mass behind her eye can be treated but it’s not looking good. I am inconsolable.
December 9, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Cleo is more than likely nearing the end of her life. We have an x-ray on Friday to determine whether the mass behind her eye can be treated but it’s not looking good. I am inconsolable.
Today feels exactly like that one day on winter break 13 years ago when I got mail from school stating that I was being put on academic probation and having the most intense panic attack of my life :’) could even be the anniversary
December 8, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Today feels exactly like that one day on winter break 13 years ago when I got mail from school stating that I was being put on academic probation and having the most intense panic attack of my life :’) could even be the anniversary
There are too many bad things happening right now and I still have to go into work tomorrow and do two jobs
December 8, 2025 at 3:09 AM
There are too many bad things happening right now and I still have to go into work tomorrow and do two jobs
Tried typing ‘one’ and wrote ‘kms’ instead. Well,
December 7, 2025 at 2:34 AM
Tried typing ‘one’ and wrote ‘kms’ instead. Well,
LEE PACE HAS A HUSBAND?!?!
December 5, 2025 at 12:42 PM
LEE PACE HAS A HUSBAND?!?!
Do we have any mysterious benefactors lurking on Bluesky dot social? Will send foot pics if you pay my medical bills
December 4, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Do we have any mysterious benefactors lurking on Bluesky dot social? Will send foot pics if you pay my medical bills
5 hours until my 3-day weekend
December 4, 2025 at 5:07 PM
5 hours until my 3-day weekend