E.G.G.M.A.N.
@militantmissionary.bsky.social
Pinned
Sheesh ⸻ I oughta put cotton buds in my ears when you are snooping around ⸻ I'd rather have Omochao spout nonsense twenty-four seven than hearing your voice․
"you're a rotten, mean man, mister eggman! you're not nice, and i hope one day you realize the error of your ways," she replied quietly, clutching at both sleeves of her jean jacket.
Whomever turned that miserable blue annoyance into a human being ⸻ I applaud your efforts․
Although․
I have one key question to this individual :
WHY LIMIT TO HIM AND NOT THE REST OF THESE VERMIN❓
Although․
I have one key question to this individual :
WHY LIMIT TO HIM AND NOT THE REST OF THESE VERMIN❓
November 30, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Sheesh ⸻ I oughta put cotton buds in my ears when you are snooping around ⸻ I'd rather have Omochao spout nonsense twenty-four seven than hearing your voice․
For a mere human ⸻ not the hedgehog you used to be․
I will still CRUSH that spirit of yours․
REGARDLESS of the form․
I will still CRUSH that spirit of yours․
REGARDLESS of the form․
“ I’m still fast, and strong hope you know.
So no matter WHAT form I take, and I’ll make sure you don’t even got a CHANCE to try anything Eggface. “
So no matter WHAT form I take, and I’ll make sure you don’t even got a CHANCE to try anything Eggface. “
Whomever turned that miserable blue annoyance into a human being ⸻ I applaud your efforts․
Although․
I have one key question to this individual :
WHY LIMIT TO HIM AND NOT THE REST OF THESE VERMIN❓
Although․
I have one key question to this individual :
WHY LIMIT TO HIM AND NOT THE REST OF THESE VERMIN❓
November 30, 2025 at 11:25 PM
For a mere human ⸻ not the hedgehog you used to be․
I will still CRUSH that spirit of yours․
REGARDLESS of the form․
I will still CRUSH that spirit of yours․
REGARDLESS of the form․
Whomever turned that miserable blue annoyance into a human being ⸻ I applaud your efforts․
Although․
I have one key question to this individual :
WHY LIMIT TO HIM AND NOT THE REST OF THESE VERMIN❓
Although․
I have one key question to this individual :
WHY LIMIT TO HIM AND NOT THE REST OF THESE VERMIN❓
November 30, 2025 at 11:12 PM
Whomever turned that miserable blue annoyance into a human being ⸻ I applaud your efforts․
Although․
I have one key question to this individual :
WHY LIMIT TO HIM AND NOT THE REST OF THESE VERMIN❓
Although․
I have one key question to this individual :
WHY LIMIT TO HIM AND NOT THE REST OF THESE VERMIN❓
Aah ⸻ Doctor Starline․
Hilarious to think such waste of so－called talent dared to imagine that surpassing me was ever going to happen․
There is only room for one genius around here․
Hilarious to think such waste of so－called talent dared to imagine that surpassing me was ever going to happen․
There is only room for one genius around here․
November 22, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Aah ⸻ Doctor Starline․
Hilarious to think such waste of so－called talent dared to imagine that surpassing me was ever going to happen․
There is only room for one genius around here․
Hilarious to think such waste of so－called talent dared to imagine that surpassing me was ever going to happen․
There is only room for one genius around here․
I swear Dodon Pa is just throwing invitations across the universe aimlessly at this point❗
November 11, 2025 at 11:28 PM
I swear Dodon Pa is just throwing invitations across the universe aimlessly at this point❗
Filthy rodent․
November 7, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Filthy rodent․
MORE miserable vermin trespassing on MY
territory, eh⸻❓
Time to take out the trash․
territory, eh⸻❓
Time to take out the trash․
November 7, 2025 at 9:32 PM
MORE miserable vermin trespassing on MY
territory, eh⸻❓
Time to take out the trash․
territory, eh⸻❓
Time to take out the trash․
WHADDAYA WANT❓
. . . . . .
October 28, 2025 at 10:28 PM
WHADDAYA WANT❓
Clearly none of you compare to a GENIUS․
I have all of you outclassed in everyway imaginable․
GET A LOAD OF THIS‼️
#SeductiveSunday
I have all of you outclassed in everyway imaginable․
GET A LOAD OF THIS‼️
#SeductiveSunday
October 12, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Clearly none of you compare to a GENIUS․
I have all of you outclassed in everyway imaginable․
GET A LOAD OF THIS‼️
#SeductiveSunday
I have all of you outclassed in everyway imaginable․
GET A LOAD OF THIS‼️
#SeductiveSunday
Only 150,000 rings for THAT MISERABLE RODENT❓
October 11, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Only 150,000 rings for THAT MISERABLE RODENT❓
Oho❗
I fully intend to, rodent․
Come on ⸻ bring it on⸻⸻‼️
I fully intend to, rodent․
Come on ⸻ bring it on⸻⸻‼️
September 29, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Oho❗
I fully intend to, rodent․
Come on ⸻ bring it on⸻⸻‼️
I fully intend to, rodent․
Come on ⸻ bring it on⸻⸻‼️
𝐈 𝐖𝐈𝐋𝐋 𝐃𝐄𝐀𝐂𝐓𝐈𝐕𝐀𝐓𝐄 𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐀𝐍𝐃 𝐓𝐇𝐑𝐎𝐖 𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐈𝐍𝐓𝐎 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐈𝐍𝐂𝐈𝐍𝐄𝐑𝐀𝐓𝐎𝐑 𝐅𝐎𝐑 𝐘𝐎𝐔𝐑 𝐃𝐄𝐅𝐈𝐀𝐍𝐂𝐄❗⠀𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐖𝐎𝐑𝐓𝐇𝐋𝐄𝐒𝐒 𝐏𝐈𝐄𝐂𝐄 𝐎𝐅 𝐖𝐀𝐒𝐓𝐄 𝐀𝐍𝐃 𝐑𝐄𝐒𝐎𝐔𝐑𝐂𝐄‼️
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September 29, 2025 at 10:26 PM
𝐈 𝐖𝐈𝐋𝐋 𝐃𝐄𝐀𝐂𝐓𝐈𝐕𝐀𝐓𝐄 𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐀𝐍𝐃 𝐓𝐇𝐑𝐎𝐖 𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐈𝐍𝐓𝐎 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐈𝐍𝐂𝐈𝐍𝐄𝐑𝐀𝐓𝐎𝐑 𝐅𝐎𝐑 𝐘𝐎𝐔𝐑 𝐃𝐄𝐅𝐈𝐀𝐍𝐂𝐄❗⠀𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐖𝐎𝐑𝐓𝐇𝐋𝐄𝐒𝐒 𝐏𝐈𝐄𝐂𝐄 𝐎𝐅 𝐖𝐀𝐒𝐓𝐄 𝐀𝐍𝐃 𝐑𝐄𝐒𝐎𝐔𝐑𝐂𝐄‼️
NOOOOOOOOOO❗
METAL SONIC :
SAVE MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE‼️
METAL SONIC :
SAVE MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE‼️
September 29, 2025 at 10:19 PM
NOOOOOOOOOO❗
METAL SONIC :
SAVE MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE‼️
METAL SONIC :
SAVE MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE‼️
NO WAY❗
I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS‼️
I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS‼️
"Time to scramble this Egg!"
EGAD❗
IT'S JUST A PRANK❗
IT'S JUST A PRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANK‼️
IT'S JUST A PRANK❗
IT'S JUST A PRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANK‼️
September 29, 2025 at 10:17 PM
NO WAY❗
I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS‼️
I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS‼️
EGAD❗
IT'S JUST A PRANK❗
IT'S JUST A PRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANK‼️
IT'S JUST A PRANK❗
IT'S JUST A PRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANK‼️
September 29, 2025 at 10:14 PM
EGAD❗
IT'S JUST A PRANK❗
IT'S JUST A PRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANK‼️
IT'S JUST A PRANK❗
IT'S JUST A PRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANK‼️
You know what❓⠀This is EXACTLY what I crave❗
EVERY Sonic coming straight to me ⸻ I will CRUSH them all one by one ⸻ becoming nothing but blue marks on the floor‼️
EVERY Sonic coming straight to me ⸻ I will CRUSH them all one by one ⸻ becoming nothing but blue marks on the floor‼️
"Heh, it only takes one of us to take you down, Robuttnik! Now there's loads of us!.........Most of them are fakers, but hey! It gets under your skin, so I'm not complaining!"
September 29, 2025 at 10:11 PM
You know what❓⠀This is EXACTLY what I crave❗
EVERY Sonic coming straight to me ⸻ I will CRUSH them all one by one ⸻ becoming nothing but blue marks on the floor‼️
EVERY Sonic coming straight to me ⸻ I will CRUSH them all one by one ⸻ becoming nothing but blue marks on the floor‼️
AND YOU'RE AN ANNOYANCE❗
. . . . YOU'RE A STUPID HEAD--
HOW MANY MOTHERFUCKING HEDGEHOGS ARE THERE⁉️
September 29, 2025 at 10:02 PM
AND YOU'RE AN ANNOYANCE❗
YOU KEEP YOUR TINY MOUTH SEALED‼️💢
September 29, 2025 at 10:00 PM
YOU KEEP YOUR TINY MOUTH SEALED‼️💢
I SWEAR TO GAIA ․․․
Do you want a real answer?
HOW MANY MOTHERFUCKING HEDGEHOGS ARE THERE⁉️
September 29, 2025 at 10:00 PM
I SWEAR TO GAIA ․․․
HOW MANY MOTHERFUCKING HEDGEHOGS ARE THERE⁉️
September 29, 2025 at 9:55 PM
HOW MANY MOTHERFUCKING HEDGEHOGS ARE THERE⁉️
Scrap Brain․
September 29, 2025 at 1:36 AM
Scrap Brain․
TIME FOR A CHANGE OF PACE․
September 29, 2025 at 1:31 AM
TIME FOR A CHANGE OF PACE․