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mindeez nutslmao
@mindeez.bsky.social
· Nov 5
hey babe. i'm not really sure how to say this but. i'm just not sure i want to chug jug with you any more :/
for sale: two chug jugs, never drank
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tragic news tonight as three teenage girls were rushed to the hospital after huffing girl smell, they were found to have "lesbian lung", a terminal condition only recently medically discovered
November 15, 2023 at 6:03 PM
tragic news tonight as three teenage girls were rushed to the hospital after huffing girl smell, they were found to have "lesbian lung", a terminal condition only recently medically discovered
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hey girl are you pre op or post op (lobotomy)
January 29, 2025 at 3:25 AM
hey girl are you pre op or post op (lobotomy)
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We Slay-d for Queen Von 💅
January 22, 2025 at 5:52 PM
We Slay-d for Queen Von 💅
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I'm afraid it's goated
we're going to have to start the degoating operation immediately
we're going to have to start the degoating operation immediately
February 1, 2024 at 3:14 PM
I'm afraid it's goated
we're going to have to start the degoating operation immediately
we're going to have to start the degoating operation immediately
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jesus christ i love waking up with tits
January 22, 2024 at 1:58 PM
jesus christ i love waking up with tits
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i'm organizing a field dildo cleanup day, we're gonna go around and pull them up by the suction cups. would u like to join us? it counts as community service
January 21, 2024 at 4:09 PM
i'm organizing a field dildo cleanup day, we're gonna go around and pull them up by the suction cups. would u like to join us? it counts as community service
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guys i know the field dildos are beautiful but they're invasive and are choking out the native butt plug population
a whole field of sex toys gently undulating with the wind
January 21, 2024 at 4:06 PM
guys i know the field dildos are beautiful but they're invasive and are choking out the native butt plug population
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opening my combination sandwich shop, post office and woodwind instrument store,
subs, missives and reedables
subs, missives and reedables
October 29, 2023 at 1:33 PM
opening my combination sandwich shop, post office and woodwind instrument store,
subs, missives and reedables
subs, missives and reedables
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@ every transfem on here
December 31, 2023 at 5:46 PM
@ every transfem on here
who cracked your egg?
i was telling my friend about Najimi Osana from Komi-san, and he brought up non-binary people, which i didn't know about. hearing about it made me wonder about my own gender identity and i played around with they/them pronouns until i realized i'm a girl :3
i was telling my friend about Najimi Osana from Komi-san, and he brought up non-binary people, which i didn't know about. hearing about it made me wonder about my own gender identity and i played around with they/them pronouns until i realized i'm a girl :3
who cracked your egg?
a friend who told me straight up one night that I should really consider the facts before me that I was trans and guess what. she was right
a friend who told me straight up one night that I should really consider the facts before me that I was trans and guess what. she was right
November 22, 2023 at 10:52 PM
who cracked your egg?
i was telling my friend about Najimi Osana from Komi-san, and he brought up non-binary people, which i didn't know about. hearing about it made me wonder about my own gender identity and i played around with they/them pronouns until i realized i'm a girl :3
i was telling my friend about Najimi Osana from Komi-san, and he brought up non-binary people, which i didn't know about. hearing about it made me wonder about my own gender identity and i played around with they/them pronouns until i realized i'm a girl :3
i genuinely forget that not all girls have a penis
getting confused when she doesn't have a dick
November 16, 2023 at 5:47 PM
i genuinely forget that not all girls have a penis
tragic news tonight as three teenage girls were rushed to the hospital after huffing girl smell, they were found to have "lesbian lung", a terminal condition only recently medically discovered
November 15, 2023 at 6:03 PM
tragic news tonight as three teenage girls were rushed to the hospital after huffing girl smell, they were found to have "lesbian lung", a terminal condition only recently medically discovered
she say do you love me i tell her i am farting
November 15, 2023 at 4:22 PM
she say do you love me i tell her i am farting