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Truck Johnson
@mindspread.bsky.social
Musician, Developer, Maker, and Curmudgeon
I firmly believe more than one of these guys knows what Musk's dick tastes like.

And I bet it isn't avocado.
February 4, 2025 at 1:44 PM
Been playing around with RedNote for the last week or so and I’m not sure what I did or said, but I woke up this morning with over 5000 follows. All I’m posting about is the recent snow, and one video of a rabbit.
January 23, 2025 at 10:54 AM
I find it weird that there's this much "protection" around Luigi, butt they don't have him in any protective gear. No vest, nothing.
Add this to the "terrorism" charges, and it feels more like theater to me.
If they aren't careful, they'll make a martyr out of him. #ClassWar
December 20, 2024 at 10:22 AM
December 16, 2024 at 11:10 AM
New workout shirt just dropped
December 16, 2024 at 10:27 AM
I can fix her.
Just watching a potential Netflix movie unfold in Colombia with the arrest of the gang assassin La Muñeca (The Doll) who used a 9x19mm Beretta 92FS pistol to carry out hits.
December 13, 2024 at 9:56 PM
#Facebook went down, logged me out, and now it wants me to log back in.

And the truth is, I don't really want to.
December 11, 2024 at 6:29 PM
Reposted by Truck Johnson
Jesse Welles’ UHC song whips, I gotta post it in 2 parts because of Bsky’s video limit, and here’s part 1 (part 2 goes way harder fyi)

volume up
December 11, 2024 at 4:38 PM
December 10, 2024 at 11:54 AM
December 5, 2024 at 6:09 PM
December 5, 2024 at 10:45 AM
Why do so many dudes wear hats at the gym? Am I missing out on maximum gains by not wearing a coors light hat?
November 26, 2024 at 10:24 AM
Am I the only person that always counts the stairs when they go up or down them?
November 25, 2024 at 11:10 AM
New Vans for me! I said I was kinda done with checkers, but then I saw these and I realized I was wrong
November 23, 2024 at 3:34 PM
I always wanted to do this.
October 17, 2023 at 5:56 PM
Having a bit of an autumn vacation in the Outer Banks this week.
October 15, 2023 at 10:56 PM
We are living in the fattest timeline. Yes I bought one. Yes it was delicious.
October 12, 2023 at 5:56 PM