when the game’s progression system is so bad that you don’t get enough xp from clearing the main storyline and you’re forced to clear trash

The weak men are certainly creating hard times, aren’t they?

CHOTINER: You realize these steamed hams taste just like Krustyburgers?

SKINNER: No, it’s a family recipe.

CHOTINER: But why do you call them steamed hams when they’re obviously grilled?

SKINNER: It’s a regional thing.

CHOTINER: Which region?

SKINNER: Upstate New York.

Folks, let me tell you something absolutely incredible. I went down—way down—to the gates of Hades. Very dark place, not great real estate, believe me. And who do I meet? Cerberus. Three heads. Big dog. Huge. Some say the biggest dog ever.

Bare minimum for holding a conversation: Monica, Erica, Rita, Tina, Sandra, Mary, Jessica

I feel like there’s a fortune to be made by the first producer of consumer electronics that markets their stuff simply as “no AI”.

I love coincidences

I love to watch Star Trek for the escapism!

I can't believe they gave Glup Shitto all the passwords to the treasury department

Everyone is talking about this Chinese AI model and how it's tanking stocks, but so far no one has answered the most important question: is it woke?

To the notepad++ developer who named this button: are you ok?

There's a whole philosophy class in here somewhere

Everyone agrees that Windows is hot garbage, but since it takes a PhD in advanced neurophysics and the sacrifice of a large farm animal just to connect a Bluetooth headset to Linux, I think hot garbage will continue being the dominant OS.

The next great American novel is hidden in a random two-minute news report.