Rose Dawson (Jack’s wife) 🛳️🧊
@minneappletini.bsky.social
Live, laugh, hate MÄGÄ trash aboard the USA— a sinking ship.
She/her. Former Minneapolis dweller; now slumming it in southeast Minnesota. Proudly woke. LGBTQ+ ally. Survivor of suicide loss. Lover of dogs, world travel, world languages, wine & food.
She/her. Former Minneapolis dweller; now slumming it in southeast Minnesota. Proudly woke. LGBTQ+ ally. Survivor of suicide loss. Lover of dogs, world travel, world languages, wine & food.
I’ve made mistakes in my life, but I’ve never fucked up so badly that 7 million people marched in solidarity to tell me how awful of a person I am. #NoKings
October 21, 2025 at 8:51 PM
I’ve made mistakes in my life, but I’ve never fucked up so badly that 7 million people marched in solidarity to tell me how awful of a person I am. #NoKings
Today, after 6 years of friendship, companionship & comforting me through my darkest of days, my sweet Lucas passed away in his sleep.
“My precious friend in fur,
Be blessed and now be free,
From suffering, fear, cold or want.
May we meet, know and love again.”
— @courtneyaweber.bsky.social
“My precious friend in fur,
Be blessed and now be free,
From suffering, fear, cold or want.
May we meet, know and love again.”
— @courtneyaweber.bsky.social
October 8, 2025 at 5:00 AM
Today, after 6 years of friendship, companionship & comforting me through my darkest of days, my sweet Lucas passed away in his sleep.
“My precious friend in fur,
Be blessed and now be free,
From suffering, fear, cold or want.
May we meet, know and love again.”
— @courtneyaweber.bsky.social
“My precious friend in fur,
Be blessed and now be free,
From suffering, fear, cold or want.
May we meet, know and love again.”
— @courtneyaweber.bsky.social
I only speak good of the dead.
Charlie Kirk is dead.
Good.
Charlie Kirk is dead.
Good.
September 11, 2025 at 1:02 AM
I only speak good of the dead.
Charlie Kirk is dead.
Good.
Charlie Kirk is dead.
Good.
Getting older is realizing smooth radio is banger after banger.
August 30, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Getting older is realizing smooth radio is banger after banger.
Cracker Barrel is merely celebrating their Southern heritage by surrendering.
August 27, 2025 at 12:44 AM
Cracker Barrel is merely celebrating their Southern heritage by surrendering.
Voting is a lot like driving:
Select (R) to go backwards and (D) to move forward.
Select (R) to go backwards and (D) to move forward.
August 26, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Voting is a lot like driving:
Select (R) to go backwards and (D) to move forward.
Select (R) to go backwards and (D) to move forward.
MAGA went from “release the files!” to “protect the philes!” real quick.
August 2, 2025 at 12:21 AM
MAGA went from “release the files!” to “protect the philes!” real quick.
I only speak good of the dead.
Hulk Hogan is dead.
Good.
Hulk Hogan is dead.
Good.
July 24, 2025 at 6:36 PM
I only speak good of the dead.
Hulk Hogan is dead.
Good.
Hulk Hogan is dead.
Good.
A MÄGÄ timeline.
2015: This is it. Trump has crossed the line. There’s no coming back from this.
2016: Okay this is it.
2017: This.
2018: T
2019: H
2020: I
2021: S
2022: Thisthisthisthisthis.
2023: This for realsies.
2024: This for realsies, no take backs.
2025: ….this.
2015: This is it. Trump has crossed the line. There’s no coming back from this.
2016: Okay this is it.
2017: This.
2018: T
2019: H
2020: I
2021: S
2022: Thisthisthisthisthis.
2023: This for realsies.
2024: This for realsies, no take backs.
2025: ….this.
July 18, 2025 at 6:11 PM
A MÄGÄ timeline.
2015: This is it. Trump has crossed the line. There’s no coming back from this.
2016: Okay this is it.
2017: This.
2018: T
2019: H
2020: I
2021: S
2022: Thisthisthisthisthis.
2023: This for realsies.
2024: This for realsies, no take backs.
2025: ….this.
2015: This is it. Trump has crossed the line. There’s no coming back from this.
2016: Okay this is it.
2017: This.
2018: T
2019: H
2020: I
2021: S
2022: Thisthisthisthisthis.
2023: This for realsies.
2024: This for realsies, no take backs.
2025: ….this.
Epstein list and a naked Melania. Obama say whaaaat?!
July 18, 2025 at 6:50 AM
Epstein list and a naked Melania. Obama say whaaaat?!
Trump isn’t on the Epstein list. He *is* the Epstein list.
July 16, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Trump isn’t on the Epstein list. He *is* the Epstein list.
“The thing about the Epstein disgustingness that strikes me hardest is that hundreds of rich old men raped underage girls and the only person currently in jail for that vile behavior is a woman.” — @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social
July 16, 2025 at 9:46 PM
“The thing about the Epstein disgustingness that strikes me hardest is that hundreds of rich old men raped underage girls and the only person currently in jail for that vile behavior is a woman.” — @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social
Y’all, I walked outside to wheel my trash bins to the curb this evening, and I’m *confident* Ann Coulter had sifted through them— undoubtedly searching for a shred of dignity, decency and fashion sense.
After peeping these pics, do *you* think this was Ann’s handiwork?
After peeping these pics, do *you* think this was Ann’s handiwork?
July 11, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Y’all, I walked outside to wheel my trash bins to the curb this evening, and I’m *confident* Ann Coulter had sifted through them— undoubtedly searching for a shred of dignity, decency and fashion sense.
After peeping these pics, do *you* think this was Ann’s handiwork?
After peeping these pics, do *you* think this was Ann’s handiwork?
Can anyone please provide a single piece of credible evidence of a time where “thoughts & prayers,” but particular prayer, accomplished anything tangible?
July 9, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Can anyone please provide a single piece of credible evidence of a time where “thoughts & prayers,” but particular prayer, accomplished anything tangible?
DID YOU KNOW?
Ann Coulter is an anagram of "a loner cunt."
Ann Coulter is an anagram of "a loner cunt."
July 8, 2025 at 8:37 PM
DID YOU KNOW?
Ann Coulter is an anagram of "a loner cunt."
Ann Coulter is an anagram of "a loner cunt."
They’re eating the NOAA, they’re eating the Epstein files.
July 7, 2025 at 10:34 PM
They’re eating the NOAA, they’re eating the Epstein files.
My kink is fact-checking MAGA 💅
July 7, 2025 at 6:29 PM
My kink is fact-checking MAGA 💅
You know why Joe Biden never sold fragrances?
He had a fucking job.
He had a fucking job.
July 2, 2025 at 7:30 PM
You know why Joe Biden never sold fragrances?
He had a fucking job.
He had a fucking job.
Bring dignity back. I’m begging you.
July 2, 2025 at 5:22 AM
Bring dignity back. I’m begging you.
He blocked me on everything except fax.
Should I reach out?
Should I reach out?
July 2, 2025 at 4:16 AM
He blocked me on everything except fax.
Should I reach out?
Should I reach out?
When you voted to own the libs, but instead all you got were WW3 and Grandma kicked off Medicaid.
June 30, 2025 at 9:36 AM
When you voted to own the libs, but instead all you got were WW3 and Grandma kicked off Medicaid.
Anyone else hoping for an obituary in two weeks?
June 29, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Anyone else hoping for an obituary in two weeks?
1/3🚨 CALL TO ACTION- MAGA man openly cyber-bullying women & encouraging suicide
BlueSky friends- I’m a survivor of suicide loss (lost my husband to suicide by gun April 3, 2022), so I take this personally.
Greg Peck (@minnpinny on IG and Threads) is openly cyber-bullying and promoting woman to…
BlueSky friends- I’m a survivor of suicide loss (lost my husband to suicide by gun April 3, 2022), so I take this personally.
Greg Peck (@minnpinny on IG and Threads) is openly cyber-bullying and promoting woman to…
June 29, 2025 at 5:21 PM
1/3🚨 CALL TO ACTION- MAGA man openly cyber-bullying women & encouraging suicide
BlueSky friends- I’m a survivor of suicide loss (lost my husband to suicide by gun April 3, 2022), so I take this personally.
Greg Peck (@minnpinny on IG and Threads) is openly cyber-bullying and promoting woman to…
BlueSky friends- I’m a survivor of suicide loss (lost my husband to suicide by gun April 3, 2022), so I take this personally.
Greg Peck (@minnpinny on IG and Threads) is openly cyber-bullying and promoting woman to…
Arguing with Trump supporters is like playing chess against someone trying to eat the pieces.
June 29, 2025 at 2:53 PM
Arguing with Trump supporters is like playing chess against someone trying to eat the pieces.
A felon married to an immigrant is telling us that the problem is immigrants and felons.
June 28, 2025 at 6:17 PM
A felon married to an immigrant is telling us that the problem is immigrants and felons.