Wait. How did this get to a jury trial so fast?

I wonder how strict their policy is on fogging up a mirror— does ICE even require *that*?!

HR at ICE: “What special skills & experiences do you bring to the role?”

CANDIDATE: “I’m currently on probation for aggravated domestic violence, I take a shit load of drugs, and I’m a one-size-fits-most kinda guy for those white sheets I’ve heard so much about.”

RECRUITER: “Welcome aboard! 🫡”

What does this comment even mean?

MAGA: “Fake news! Fake polls! They probably polled illegal immigrants, gay people, women and Muslims— people who don’t count! 😡🤬”

*poll taken by a goldfish, showing increase in Donald’s ratings*

MAGA: “Hell yes! That’s my president and what I voted for. Soooo owning the libs with this! 🇺🇸👊💥”

Petition to add it to, at minimum, the Urban Dictionary. Lol

I knew it!

MAGA Mike is so far in the closet, he’s in Narnia.

I only speak good of the dead.
Charlie Kirk is dead.
Good.

A metaphor for Donald’s life: Everything he touches dies.

I noticed that after peeking at a few more of his comments.
MÄGÄs are worthless, helpless souls, and I agree: they’re not worth the time.

If this is what happens when a mental illness is affirmed and not treated— tell us: What can we expect from you and your people?

Why do biological/cis men kiddie diddle and also shoot up schools?

Wrong.

The city didn’t do this. It was Ron DeSantis acting on behalf of the state of Florida. The city of Orlando is condemning this.

Please, it takes only a few moments to fact-check before posting and spreading misinformation.

Uh…he’s not stepping down. He’s sliding over to chair the board.

Should’ve signed it “Thank you for your attention to this matter.” Lol

Babe, you look like a garden gnome. Let’s tone down the ‘tude a bit.

Hi, Pierce. Let’s remember to use our polite voices and manners when on the internet