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I'll be trying out these Marshall headphones today! 🙃

Cute? Deadly? Both?

My new spicy setup desk mat and I regret nothing 💖

touched grass, 10/10 would recommend 🌱

Dear greyling who keeps interrupting my berry picking: I'm trying to be a peaceful farmer - but you're really testing my pacifist run here 🙃

#valheim

To the sniper that keeps killing me:
I'm flattered, but there are better players to bully. Though I appreciate your dedication to our toxic relationship ♥️☠️

#haloinfinite

Happy Sunday 😎 I'm just living my best life gettin absolutely rolled in ranked...

One dude yelled "git gud" at me but my fit is literally so clean they can stay mad 😋

#haloinfinite #spartanvibes #cateargang

Me: "Use callouts!"
Them: "He's over there by the... floaty thing... near the other floaty thing..."

*dies spectacularly*

#halo #haloinfinite #masterchef

My character has 99 problems and they're all fetch quests.

No, I don't want to collect 20 rat tails for your magical stew 😭

#gaming #quests #reluctanthero

Miss you, fella ♥️

Funny how we've turned a harvest celebration into an Olympic sport of how many times someone can ask why I'm still childless between courses 🫠

The turkey isn't the only thing getting roasted.

#Thanksgiving