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South Carolina Deity living in NorCal. Dottie’s Mama. Bluegrass buck-dancer. King of the Hill Savant. Have only seen Phish 4 times. Sweet Blue-Eyed Darlin of @PhrancisSays.bsky.social💕 I am only a vessel. Yes please, and more✨

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Woo Woo Goddess🏺 @missfml.bsky.social · Apr 4

My mom taking me to my First Baptism
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Me taking my daughter to her first Baptism
(BMFS stands for Billy My First Show, btw)

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Woo Woo Goddess🏺 @missfml.bsky.social · 2h

His technique was flawless. I love a scrappy hero!!!

Woo Woo Goddess🏺 @missfml.bsky.social · 2h

can’t stop watching. the tall goth gal & Bernie bro at the end we’re my fav characters i think lol

Woo Woo Goddess🏺 @missfml.bsky.social · 2h

he can’t see without his glasses

a little girl talking to a boy in a coffin with the words " where are his glasses "

ALT: a little girl talking to a boy in a coffin with the words " where are his glasses "

media.tenor.com

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Woo Woo Goddess🏺 @missfml.bsky.social · 2h

the kind soul who took his glasses was doing him a favor they were fucking heinous lmfao

Molly Ploofkins @mollyploofkins.bsky.social · 7h

MAGA man eats pavement after shouting slurs at No Kings protesters

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Woo Woo Goddess🏺 @missfml.bsky.social · 2h

I have to tip my hat honestly… bc just like every other valuable artifact in the louvre, you knowwwwww those jewels were first stolen by French colonizers lmao. Not sure what the thieves will do with them now but part of me hopes it was these.

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Unknown Belgian Taper @runawaypiper.com · 1d

Block list for gov accounts 🥰

RaidPanda @raidpanda.bsky.social · 1d

Here's the whole block list

bsky.app/profile/did:...

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Woo Woo Goddess🏺 @missfml.bsky.social · 1d

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Woo Woo Goddess🏺 @missfml.bsky.social · 1d

this land was made for you & me 🫶#nokings #fuckfascism

Downtown Sebastopol showing up for the No Kings protest

Blue & Dottie holding signs they made for the No Kings protest

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Woo Woo Goddess🏺 @missfml.bsky.social · 1d

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Woo Woo Goddess🏺 @missfml.bsky.social · 1d

Man made from Adam, and made FOR Adam. that’s the repulsive part 🤢
Join my church! We believe Eve was framed 😊

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Woo Woo Goddess🏺 @missfml.bsky.social · 2d

Second place was Cuomo getting pissed that Mamdani flipped off a statue of Christopher Columbus & then saying Mamdani wants to legalize prostitution. Like damn dude chill we already thought he was cool you don’t have to convince us

Woo Woo Goddess🏺 @missfml.bsky.social · 2d

i watched this live last night & this question was funnier than anything SNL has put out in the last 20 years. Sliwa getting pissed off & yelling “all parades have a right to exist in New York City” was just chefs kiss comedy

onion person @junlper.beer · 2d

saw this clip of the NYC mayor debate and i had tears in my eyes, perhaps the most insane section of any debate ever

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Woo Woo Goddess🏺 @missfml.bsky.social · 2d

absolutely not we are flying in & out for that lol. Have to go back East again in midnovember for my grandma’s 90th birthday & my car is there…so i figure i might as well drive it back then!

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Woo Woo Goddess🏺 @missfml.bsky.social · 2d

That’s my hometown 😂😂😂😂and you just summarized why i haven’t been back there since i left in 2012 lol. Praise Jah you made it out mostly unscathed, but RIP to the zip, it happens to us all. (Also proves what pussies they are.. rotties are the fuckin best)

Woo Woo Goddess🏺 @missfml.bsky.social · 2d

My little brother lived and worked at a Boulder Mountain Guest Ranch for five years!!! I have camped & stayed out on Hells Backbone many times 🥹literally my fav place in the continental US. such a small ass world

Woo Woo Goddess🏺 @missfml.bsky.social · 2d

*shudders* ….Kansas😣

Woo Woo Goddess🏺 @missfml.bsky.social · 2d

Oh wow!!! Yall have got your own little slice of heaven, sounds right up our alley🥰 okay Chivon fine twist my arm why don’t you?!???

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Woo Woo Goddess🏺 @missfml.bsky.social · 2d

😅I’m the exact same way i don’t wanna get stuck in the elements per se……but sometimes it’s fun to race a storm right outta town hehehe

Woo Woo Goddess🏺 @missfml.bsky.social · 2d

🩷🩷🩷would absolutely love that. I’ll keep you posted on what i decide. even if we don’t make it all the way down there, maybe we pass thru closer to your neck of the woods & can meet up. Perfect way to kick off the year & we can start planning the Billy Bluesky Montana Meetup 2026😉

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Woo Woo Goddess🏺 @missfml.bsky.social · 2d

It has a very Bermuda Triangle aura about it lol. I just want to be careful bc we obviously smoke heavily & i know the 🐽s in states like that are waiting for us to drive thru so they can make monthly quota. Seen that play out too many times.

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Woo Woo Goddess🏺 @missfml.bsky.social · 2d

You know i will if we roll thru that way Miss Chivvy! I wouldn’t miss a chance to see the biggest heart in all of Arkansas🩷🩷🩷

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Woo Woo Goddess🏺 @missfml.bsky.social · 2d

Damn they get gnarly like that?! Shit. This would be Mid-November…I’m sure it could get brutal that time of year just like anywhere. I know collie can have snowstorms roll thru that early too

Woo Woo Goddess🏺 @missfml.bsky.social · 2d

If we end up going that way you don’t have a choice!! Meet me on the trail we’re smoking a joint & screaming “howwwwWwww-DEE” in the canyons.
I know it’s like 5 hours from you but tough ass shit 🤪

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Woo Woo Goddess🏺 @missfml.bsky.social · 2d

10000%. I am not cut out to live there but my god…. That land is holy. I’ve yet to seen anything like southern Utah 🧡💛🤎

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Woo Woo Goddess🏺 @missfml.bsky.social · 2d

Will absolutely be avoiding this route if at all possible………. Too many illegal states to drive thru lol. Although, Arkansas route is something I’d consider solely bc i haven’t seen the Ozarks

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