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Person @missfrippery.bsky.social · Aug 8

What do you do about the desire to sit on your own leg at your desk cause ✨comfy✨ but also not have horrible prickly pins and needles

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【𝐑 𝐔 𝐄 𝐃 𝐄 𝐅 𝐀 𝐔 𝐗】 @ruedefaux.bsky.social · Jul 26

In light of everything that's happening recently:

I'm not your mother. I'm not childproofing my spaces when children aren't supposed to be in my spaces anyway.

Maybe parents should actually pay attention to/monitor what their young kids are doing online rather than put the burden on everyone else.

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Person @missfrippery.bsky.social · Jul 19

I’d be offended if you didn’t

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Person @missfrippery.bsky.social · Jul 18

@lewiswhatshisname.com counting down

Person @missfrippery.bsky.social · Jul 18

I don’t know how you managed to make this depressing, it wasn’t before.

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Person @missfrippery.bsky.social · Jul 9

Yes, businesses desperately trying to flog their useless AI to me, it is true that AI can be used for many wondrous things. For example, yesterday I used it to show me what I looked with a septum piercing. Fwiw, jury’s still out.

Person @missfrippery.bsky.social · Jun 7

I feel like going back through your own feed to see if you’re funny is like smelling your own farts and being kind of pleased #sheerego

Person @missfrippery.bsky.social · May 28

Only beaten by the moment you realise you’re about to drink out of your paint water mug. #Adrenaline

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Person @missfrippery.bsky.social · Apr 14

Got into it with a guy at Neros for being creepy to the baristas (him not me). I’m what’s wrong with the world. Good.

Person @missfrippery.bsky.social · Apr 11

My roomba clearly has anxiety and I can’t find anything online about mindfulness for AI.

Person @missfrippery.bsky.social · Feb 23

How your email finds me

Person @missfrippery.bsky.social · Feb 16

I have a theory that once a person gets to a certain level of wealth they look more and more like an alien wearing a human suit. Their faces always look like if you pinched some skin and pulled it would kind of snap back like elastic.

Person @missfrippery.bsky.social · Feb 5

There are five integers in this line up - which is the right one? (There would be a Buzzcocks gif here but they were all just Greg Davies getting increasingly flaily)

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Person @missfrippery.bsky.social · Jan 29

‘Sir/maam, this is a Wendy’s’

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Person @missfrippery.bsky.social · Jan 29

I somehow had a visceral ‘oh no’ reaction to that I cannot describe. Well played sir.

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Person @missfrippery.bsky.social · Jan 29

Tooth floss

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Person @missfrippery.bsky.social · Jan 26

Okay but how long did it take Gimli to straight up lose Galadriel’s hair? She didn’t even give him a baggie to put them in.

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Person @missfrippery.bsky.social · Jan 26

a close up of a man 's face with the words " you can 't silence the truth " below him

ALT: a close up of a man 's face with the words " you can 't silence the truth " below him

media.tenor.com

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Person @missfrippery.bsky.social · Jan 26

Smoke your hair

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Jeremy C. Shipp @jeremycshipp.bsky.social · Jan 23

Please hire me to be your town sorcerer. I can't summon the aurora borealis but I can smear green slime against townspeople's windows when they look outside. I can fill in doughnuts with doughnut holes. I can point enthusiastically at birds and misidentify what species they are.

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Person @missfrippery.bsky.social · Jan 21

The internet accurately reflecting the human condition.

Person @missfrippery.bsky.social · Jan 19

Cool, but you can see on the page the original artist was linked. Do your due diligence next time instead of trying to dodge round paying actual money for graphic designers etc.

Person @missfrippery.bsky.social · Jan 17

Boo, pay for your art you grifting fucks.

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Person @missfrippery.bsky.social · Jan 17

Daddy’s home and he’s mad you keep pulling the curtains closed when you get changed.

Krassensteins @krassenstein.bsky.social · Jan 16

WTF does this even mean?

Person @missfrippery.bsky.social · Jan 15

Big big BIG mood (said in same tone as you’d say ‘oh BIG stretch’ to a dog)

Faith Erin Hicks @faitherinhicks.bsky.social · Jan 14

I would like this comic I drew in 2017 to stop being relevant pleeeaaaaase

I wake up in the morning.
I sit at my computer.
The internet screams at me that the world is on fire.
I am overwhelmed by the deluge of bad news and faceplant in front of the computer.