his rugged... Artifact
@missileproofed.bsky.social
fuck it. this
MC | late 20s | he/they | 🔞
mcmissiles alt. occasional nsfw and shitposting too stupid for main. multiship chaos mostly involving dimitri and/or byleth and preferably both. who even knows babey. mcmissiles @ ao3
MC | late 20s | he/they | 🔞
mcmissiles alt. occasional nsfw and shitposting too stupid for main. multiship chaos mostly involving dimitri and/or byleth and preferably both. who even knows babey. mcmissiles @ ao3
dimitri who has been vividly fantasizing about byleth killing him for years absolutely demolished when byleth just wants to like. be close to him, quietly
January 13, 2026 at 3:49 AM
dimitri who has been vividly fantasizing about byleth killing him for years absolutely demolished when byleth just wants to like. be close to him, quietly
if the world were just I would have sharp teeth :/
January 4, 2026 at 10:19 PM
if the world were just I would have sharp teeth :/
how many times will I make this exact post here.
January 4, 2026 at 1:14 AM
how many times will I make this exact post here.
lrp me drawing burakhovsky where danko's shirt is open and he's got a little bit of subtle cleavage showing who said that
January 1, 2026 at 1:58 AM
lrp me drawing burakhovsky where danko's shirt is open and he's got a little bit of subtle cleavage showing who said that
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trans man characters being able to not wear a binder around their partners is so intimate and special and romantic
January 1, 2026 at 1:39 AM
trans man characters being able to not wear a binder around their partners is so intimate and special and romantic
yeah I'm not about to entertain dating anyone if they expected a ~normal~ romantic relationship or whatever. I don't have that kind of energy
January 1, 2026 at 1:52 AM
yeah I'm not about to entertain dating anyone if they expected a ~normal~ romantic relationship or whatever. I don't have that kind of energy
oh I'm like 1% serious, there are less than a handful of people on earth who I'd even vaguely consider doing more than flirting with as a joke. but I don't do even that as much as I could lmao
January 1, 2026 at 1:14 AM
oh I'm like 1% serious, there are less than a handful of people on earth who I'd even vaguely consider doing more than flirting with as a joke. but I don't do even that as much as I could lmao
(am I aroace. SORT OF. KINDA YEAH. don't WORRY about it)
December 31, 2025 at 10:17 PM
(am I aroace. SORT OF. KINDA YEAH. don't WORRY about it)
from time to time I think I could be a bit of a slut if not for several complicating factors not least of which are fear and being of niche appeal at best and having no evidence to support this theory
December 31, 2025 at 9:43 PM
from time to time I think I could be a bit of a slut if not for several complicating factors not least of which are fear and being of niche appeal at best and having no evidence to support this theory
the world at large doesn't need or want to know the specific link my new choker is fastened on I promise
December 29, 2025 at 8:40 PM
the world at large doesn't need or want to know the specific link my new choker is fastened on I promise
normal enough not to make a series of weird out of character posts on here abnormal enough to post that I am thinking abiut posting them but deciding against it
December 29, 2025 at 5:55 AM
normal enough not to make a series of weird out of character posts on here abnormal enough to post that I am thinking abiut posting them but deciding against it
look it's important to be efficient here.
December 26, 2025 at 3:38 AM
look it's important to be efficient here.
so I was actually literally talking about camping, but thanks
December 26, 2025 at 3:32 AM
so I was actually literally talking about camping, but thanks
whoever gave me the potion of being run over by a truck and living that did actually help so thanks
December 24, 2025 at 1:20 PM
whoever gave me the potion of being run over by a truck and living that did actually help so thanks
unrelatedly does anyone have a potion that lets you survive being run over by a truck 47 times I think if I did that I'd feel a lot better
December 23, 2025 at 2:05 PM
unrelatedly does anyone have a potion that lets you survive being run over by a truck 47 times I think if I did that I'd feel a lot better
the best thing about never acknowledging or expressing that you have emotions at all let alone what they are is that It doesn't matter <3 it makes them not Exist it works <3 haha
December 23, 2025 at 2:00 PM
the best thing about never acknowledging or expressing that you have emotions at all let alone what they are is that It doesn't matter <3 it makes them not Exist it works <3 haha
horror of my own being
December 22, 2025 at 4:55 AM
horror of my own being
gets bitten in half by the
December 22, 2025 at 4:46 AM
gets bitten in half by the
I've had half an idea in my head about dimitri accidentally hurting byleth during sex and it being A Whole Thing for like. years. but I haven't quite made it solidify into anything so far
December 20, 2025 at 1:21 AM
I've had half an idea in my head about dimitri accidentally hurting byleth during sex and it being A Whole Thing for like. years. but I haven't quite made it solidify into anything so far
"winner of the smallest dick at the county fair" and other phrases beamed into my mind from sources unknown
December 18, 2025 at 5:02 PM
"winner of the smallest dick at the county fair" and other phrases beamed into my mind from sources unknown
if I were 1% braver as an artist,
December 16, 2025 at 2:48 AM
if I were 1% braver as an artist,