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fuck it. this
MC | late 20s | he/they | 🔞
mcmissiles alt. occasional nsfw and shitposting too stupid for main. multiship chaos mostly involving dimitri and/or byleth and preferably both. who even knows babey. mcmissiles @ ao3
the world at large doesn't need or want to know the specific link my new choker is fastened on I promise
December 29, 2025 at 8:40 PM
normal enough not to make a series of weird out of character posts on here abnormal enough to post that I am thinking abiut posting them but deciding against it
December 29, 2025 at 5:55 AM
so I was actually literally talking about camping, but thanks
December 26, 2025 at 3:32 AM
whoever gave me the potion of being run over by a truck and living that did actually help so thanks
December 24, 2025 at 1:20 PM
the best thing about never acknowledging or expressing that you have emotions at all let alone what they are is that It doesn't matter <3 it makes them not Exist it works <3 haha
December 23, 2025 at 2:00 PM
gets bitten in half by the
December 22, 2025 at 4:46 AM
I've had half an idea in my head about dimitri accidentally hurting byleth during sex and it being A Whole Thing for like. years. but I haven't quite made it solidify into anything so far
December 20, 2025 at 1:21 AM
"winner of the smallest dick at the county fair" and other phrases beamed into my mind from sources unknown
December 18, 2025 at 5:02 PM
teeath
December 16, 2025 at 2:44 AM
no one hears my words no one appreciates my thoughts. nor should they
December 16, 2025 at 1:34 AM
help me
December 16, 2025 at 12:35 AM
those fucking plague doctors doing something
December 16, 2025 at 12:35 AM
dankovsky tdick
December 16, 2025 at 12:34 AM
burakhovsky biting each other
December 16, 2025 at 12:34 AM
she is fast. thorough. and sharp as a tack. she's touring the facilities. and picking up slack. I want a girl with a short cock and a secondddddddd

longerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

cock
December 12, 2025 at 5:14 AM
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dimitri tdick sorry I thought I had more of a post but it's gone
November 26, 2025 at 3:14 AM
biteable behavior
December 5, 2025 at 2:12 AM
dimitri tdick sorry I thought I had more of a post but it's gone
November 26, 2025 at 3:14 AM
my entire tumblr dash is suddenly flooded with random hornyposting Based On Your Likes and I have to play detective to see which seemingly unrelated post I liked to cause this
November 18, 2025 at 4:21 AM
I think whether yurileth does or does not work comes down to the angle at which yuri's Thing about being in debt intersects with byleth's quiet but dedicated service kink
November 12, 2025 at 10:23 PM
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Anonymous asked: Please... (when you have the time💕) please draw a subby Artemy 😳😳

Give this man pets and call him a good boy!!!

#Pathologic
#морутопия
November 10, 2024 at 12:58 AM
sometimes I think about my cis gay friend who was trying his Best to wrap his head around me being a man when I first came out. he would just say shit out loud trying to train himself or something. anyway one such time he pointed to me and yelled YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT A VAGINA IS. and I was like ok
October 30, 2025 at 9:08 PM
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dimitri sitting to one side of felix byleth to the other and they're both resting a hand on one of his thighs under the table
June 17, 2025 at 11:56 PM
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unearthed from my ancient homegrown meme folder: treatises on kissing, I guess
September 12, 2025 at 10:11 PM
I thlammed my penith in the car door
October 20, 2025 at 10:06 PM