Jasmine
@missjasmine.bsky.social
Side Eye Jedi Master. TLC reality TV escapist. Daily victim of autocorrect.
https://benable.com/jasminegabrielle
In general- I’m a work of art and you’re lucky to have me.
https://benable.com/jasminegabrielle
In general- I’m a work of art and you’re lucky to have me.
It amazes me that researching what goes into getting legal status in another country, customs/norms, working, financial support etc isn’t a top line priority for these people #90DayFianceTheOtherWay
December 9, 2025 at 5:15 PM
It amazes me that researching what goes into getting legal status in another country, customs/norms, working, financial support etc isn’t a top line priority for these people #90DayFianceTheOtherWay
Manon has never NOT pushed Anthony. Anthony has never NOT worked overtime to trigger Manon.
Thier relationship gives me all the icks for both of them #90DayFianceTheOtherWay
Thier relationship gives me all the icks for both of them #90DayFianceTheOtherWay
December 9, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Manon has never NOT pushed Anthony. Anthony has never NOT worked overtime to trigger Manon.
Thier relationship gives me all the icks for both of them #90DayFianceTheOtherWay
Thier relationship gives me all the icks for both of them #90DayFianceTheOtherWay
Pattiya calling anyone needy is hilarious #90DayTheOtherWay
December 9, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Pattiya calling anyone needy is hilarious #90DayTheOtherWay
More and more it feels like these Americans are purposely getting into international relationships just to apply for be on tv, verses getting in relationship and ending up on tv. #BeforeThe90Days
December 9, 2025 at 4:43 PM
More and more it feels like these Americans are purposely getting into international relationships just to apply for be on tv, verses getting in relationship and ending up on tv. #BeforeThe90Days
I have $$ on Rick impregnated his wife while Trisha was MIA and that’s driving the fear about kids with her conversation. #BeforeThe90Days
December 9, 2025 at 4:36 PM
I have $$ on Rick impregnated his wife while Trisha was MIA and that’s driving the fear about kids with her conversation. #BeforeThe90Days
He’s expecting you to pay for everything?! #BeforeThe90Days
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December 9, 2025 at 4:26 PM
He’s expecting you to pay for everything?! #BeforeThe90Days
The part on this wig is the only thing my brain sees every time Emma is on the screen #BeforeThe90Days
December 9, 2025 at 4:24 PM
The part on this wig is the only thing my brain sees every time Emma is on the screen #BeforeThe90Days
I really don’t get why Laura has the (seems fake) boyfriend in Turkey when the bestie is basically her husband. #BeforeThe90Days
December 9, 2025 at 4:12 PM
I really don’t get why Laura has the (seems fake) boyfriend in Turkey when the bestie is basically her husband. #BeforeThe90Days
You’re heartbroken that he was cheating, but err um, Ziad and Mohammed relationships overlap? #BeforeThe90Days
December 9, 2025 at 4:09 PM
You’re heartbroken that he was cheating, but err um, Ziad and Mohammed relationships overlap? #BeforeThe90Days
This twin is a complete mess. I need the logical hairline twin to yoke her up #BeforeThe90Days
December 9, 2025 at 4:07 PM
This twin is a complete mess. I need the logical hairline twin to yoke her up #BeforeThe90Days
Forrest and his dancing is adorable. Also- these sex shop trips with his mom… I mean since he was 18? #BeforeThe90Days
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December 9, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Forrest and his dancing is adorable. Also- these sex shop trips with his mom… I mean since he was 18? #BeforeThe90Days
Wait- let me go back on this timeline with Rick. 52, girlfriend is 25. 5 kids- 3 grown (so girlfriends age?), and 2 from his marriage that are 6& 2- so how long has been been with Trisha? What’s a long time? And how pregnant was his wife when this started? #BeforeThe90Days
December 9, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Wait- let me go back on this timeline with Rick. 52, girlfriend is 25. 5 kids- 3 grown (so girlfriends age?), and 2 from his marriage that are 6& 2- so how long has been been with Trisha? What’s a long time? And how pregnant was his wife when this started? #BeforeThe90Days
Yes!
Lamb kabobs would be PERFECT right now...
December 3, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Yes!
I’m calling it. He’s alive. Gotta be. Mar was taping at the top of the stairs. Brother heard all. And homies gonna get taken up outta here #AllHerFault
December 3, 2025 at 5:01 PM
I’m calling it. He’s alive. Gotta be. Mar was taping at the top of the stairs. Brother heard all. And homies gonna get taken up outta here #AllHerFault
Allergy… WAIT!! She’s gonna!!! #AllHerFault
December 3, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Allergy… WAIT!! She’s gonna!!! #AllHerFault
So wait… the brother didn’t hear everything on the monitor? #AllHerFault
December 3, 2025 at 4:52 PM
So wait… the brother didn’t hear everything on the monitor? #AllHerFault
This is some WEIRDO shit with these panties. From Jasmine rubbing it on the luggage, to Gino not only keeping but doing whatever with it & sharing it with th group, to the group playing with them- just YUCK #90DayFiance #TellAll
December 1, 2025 at 6:20 PM
This is some WEIRDO shit with these panties. From Jasmine rubbing it on the luggage, to Gino not only keeping but doing whatever with it & sharing it with th group, to the group playing with them- just YUCK #90DayFiance #TellAll
Elizabeth and Andrei got that heat right up off of them for this ridiculous Moldova investment by defecting to Jovis mouth 🙄 #90DayFiance #TellAll
December 1, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Elizabeth and Andrei got that heat right up off of them for this ridiculous Moldova investment by defecting to Jovis mouth 🙄 #90DayFiance #TellAll
Jasmine trying to villainize Matt is wild. You were married when you and Matt started sleeping together. You expect that this “arrangement “ is forever. You’re still open to reconcile with Gino in front of Matt. The commitment to toxicity is WILD #90DayFiance #TellAll
December 1, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Jasmine trying to villainize Matt is wild. You were married when you and Matt started sleeping together. You expect that this “arrangement “ is forever. You’re still open to reconcile with Gino in front of Matt. The commitment to toxicity is WILD #90DayFiance #TellAll
Ok Loren- I’m trying not to spend 2 tell alls annoyed with you- BUT HOW TF YOU TELLING GINO THAT?!? #90DayFiance #TellAll
December 1, 2025 at 2:48 AM
Ok Loren- I’m trying not to spend 2 tell alls annoyed with you- BUT HOW TF YOU TELLING GINO THAT?!? #90DayFiance #TellAll
I can feel synapses crackling back and forth with greater strength than I can feel my left pinky .
November 28, 2025 at 2:05 AM
I can feel synapses crackling back and forth with greater strength than I can feel my left pinky .
I am sure there is a time and place where I could new more overstimulated and teetering on the brink.
I am also sure I do not want to know about it because I am at LIMIT.
I am also sure I do not want to know about it because I am at LIMIT.
November 28, 2025 at 2:04 AM
I am sure there is a time and place where I could new more overstimulated and teetering on the brink.
I am also sure I do not want to know about it because I am at LIMIT.
I am also sure I do not want to know about it because I am at LIMIT.
Kara telling Georgi to include Darcey is hilarious #90DayFiance
November 24, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Kara telling Georgi to include Darcey is hilarious #90DayFiance
Sharing Troop Beverly Hills with my daughter. I love seeing all these actors in early roles- so far- Stanford from SATC, the mom from Family Matters
November 23, 2025 at 2:10 PM
Sharing Troop Beverly Hills with my daughter. I love seeing all these actors in early roles- so far- Stanford from SATC, the mom from Family Matters