Maybe if he had shut his whore mouth and Charlie TWERKED it a bit more he wouldn’t have died
November 19, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Maybe if he had shut his whore mouth and Charlie TWERKED it a bit more he wouldn’t have died
“Did you unplug and restart your router?” is the IT equivalent of doctors saying “have you tried losing weight?”
November 17, 2025 at 3:02 PM
“Did you unplug and restart your router?” is the IT equivalent of doctors saying “have you tried losing weight?”
Epstein didn’t kill himself. Twump gave him one of his famous tornado blowjobs and sucked his soul clean out
November 17, 2025 at 1:33 PM
Epstein didn’t kill himself. Twump gave him one of his famous tornado blowjobs and sucked his soul clean out
Finally, America has its own version of Velvet Throat Liz.
November 17, 2025 at 1:32 PM
Finally, America has its own version of Velvet Throat Liz.
Trump was trying to channel Reagan all this time but wasn’t specific enough and he ended up as Nancy
November 17, 2025 at 5:19 AM
Trump was trying to channel Reagan all this time but wasn’t specific enough and he ended up as Nancy
What is the benefit of buying a steam machine? It is my understanding that all steam users have a PC with which to play the games they purchase through steam. What is the incentive to buy a console that does the same thing their computer does, but without the personal computing functions?
November 14, 2025 at 3:52 PM
What is the benefit of buying a steam machine? It is my understanding that all steam users have a PC with which to play the games they purchase through steam. What is the incentive to buy a console that does the same thing their computer does, but without the personal computing functions?
Boys with foreskin—do you get stuff stuck in there? Like you ever pulled on what you thought was a pube but turned out to be something else?
November 13, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Boys with foreskin—do you get stuff stuck in there? Like you ever pulled on what you thought was a pube but turned out to be something else?
I’m not saying our problems would evaporate but we’d be on a much better track socially if Americans got over their fear of the naked body and stopped seeing it as something inherently sexual, shameful, or gross.
November 13, 2025 at 1:11 PM
I’m not saying our problems would evaporate but we’d be on a much better track socially if Americans got over their fear of the naked body and stopped seeing it as something inherently sexual, shameful, or gross.
I believe dinosaurs lived in cities
November 9, 2025 at 6:15 PM
I believe dinosaurs lived in cities
Listen, I don’t live in New York and I’m not delusional enough to believe it has any impact on anyone but those who do, but congratulations to NYC bc that man is delicioso
November 5, 2025 at 12:58 PM
Listen, I don’t live in New York and I’m not delusional enough to believe it has any impact on anyone but those who do, but congratulations to NYC bc that man is delicioso
They need to cancel all these stupid game shows and make Jane lynch host a celebrity sex tape review in the style of America’s Funniest Home Videos. Then maybe we can start to heal as a nation
November 5, 2025 at 5:04 AM
They need to cancel all these stupid game shows and make Jane lynch host a celebrity sex tape review in the style of America’s Funniest Home Videos. Then maybe we can start to heal as a nation
He touched my babbies and sucked out the malk
October 29, 2025 at 2:52 PM
He touched my babbies and sucked out the malk
I recently saw the 1925 Phantom of the Opera at the Tampa Theatre followed by a talk with a professor from UT about the movie. One thing I found strange was how he viewed the character of the phantom exclusively as a monster and therefore how he viewed the original ending with ridicule and distaste.
October 27, 2025 at 3:08 PM
I recently saw the 1925 Phantom of the Opera at the Tampa Theatre followed by a talk with a professor from UT about the movie. One thing I found strange was how he viewed the character of the phantom exclusively as a monster and therefore how he viewed the original ending with ridicule and distaste.
Do you know what happens to a mouse when you give it a cookie?
The same thing that happens to everything else.
The same thing that happens to everything else.
October 24, 2025 at 3:04 PM
Do you know what happens to a mouse when you give it a cookie?
The same thing that happens to everything else.
The same thing that happens to everything else.
Idk how to explain it but the only way to comprehend what is going on with Tyra Banks’s hot ice cream venture is if you’ve read her seminal work, Modelland
October 18, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Idk how to explain it but the only way to comprehend what is going on with Tyra Banks’s hot ice cream venture is if you’ve read her seminal work, Modelland
What is it with men over 50 who seem to have an aversion to wearing headphones when they’re on their phone in public? I’m sitting in this auto shop waiting room with two men side by side just blasting their phones for the whole place to hear. What’s it like to have no concept of shame?
October 11, 2025 at 12:45 PM
What is it with men over 50 who seem to have an aversion to wearing headphones when they’re on their phone in public? I’m sitting in this auto shop waiting room with two men side by side just blasting their phones for the whole place to hear. What’s it like to have no concept of shame?
I have been on the Suckerpunch train since sly cooper and when I tell you these motherfuckers never miss—ain’t no one doing it like them.
October 10, 2025 at 10:13 PM
I have been on the Suckerpunch train since sly cooper and when I tell you these motherfuckers never miss—ain’t no one doing it like them.
Ridley Scott bemoaning the state of films today needs to take a second to rewatch Gladiator 2 bc mama, that was garbage
October 7, 2025 at 1:44 PM
Ridley Scott bemoaning the state of films today needs to take a second to rewatch Gladiator 2 bc mama, that was garbage
A child has never been traumatized (and I mean genuinely, not in the watered down internet psych101 usage) by reading a book. I read plenty of things that were written for adults when I was a kid. Graphic sex scenes. And bc I was a kid, I didn’t understand most of it. The stuff I did was demystified
October 6, 2025 at 9:11 PM
A child has never been traumatized (and I mean genuinely, not in the watered down internet psych101 usage) by reading a book. I read plenty of things that were written for adults when I was a kid. Graphic sex scenes. And bc I was a kid, I didn’t understand most of it. The stuff I did was demystified
My daughter Slayani PussPuss passed away last night after gagging on her eleganza
October 3, 2025 at 7:55 PM
My daughter Slayani PussPuss passed away last night after gagging on her eleganza
I wish straight men could embrace gay sex as a historic rite of passage without being all misogynistic about it
October 2, 2025 at 11:58 AM
I wish straight men could embrace gay sex as a historic rite of passage without being all misogynistic about it
Naming a surveillance tech company “Palantir” after the crystal balls in Lord of the Rings that Sauron uses is so obviously broadcasting evil intentions that you’d be called heavy-handed if you were to write it into fiction.
September 29, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Naming a surveillance tech company “Palantir” after the crystal balls in Lord of the Rings that Sauron uses is so obviously broadcasting evil intentions that you’d be called heavy-handed if you were to write it into fiction.
I heard the rapture trumpets but I didn’t think anything of it bc they were playing hot cross buns
September 24, 2025 at 9:16 AM
I heard the rapture trumpets but I didn’t think anything of it bc they were playing hot cross buns
I got raptured actually but it was boring as fuck up there so I’m back
September 24, 2025 at 12:51 AM
I got raptured actually but it was boring as fuck up there so I’m back