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martoto
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Crap photoedits and daft jokes. Nerdstalgia. Gen-Xennial he/him. Also @memewaltz on threads/insta.🎥🎶📺🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🍀🥃 I've sent my antifa ✊🏼 application off to antifa towers.. Still haven't heard back. 🤞🏼
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Hans Grover.

Nakatomi Plaza, December 1988. #diehard
They've outdone themselves this year.

Jesus fucking cripes.
December 15, 2025 at 10:47 PM
Nice tits, officer.
hi there, sailor
December 15, 2025 at 9:49 PM
On the Third day of Christmas..🎄

🎶 Free Red Pens 🎶

#12PunsOfXmas
December 15, 2025 at 6:57 PM
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On the Third day of Christmas..

🎶 Kenny on Thames 🎶

#12PunsOfXmas
December 16, 2024 at 12:12 PM
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On the Third day of Christmas..

🎶 Tweed bench Friends 🎶

#12PunsOfXmas
(These were difficult today. Hope fourth day is better. Whatever that is.)
December 16, 2024 at 9:47 PM
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On the Third day of Christmas..

🎶 Free Red Pens 🎶

#12PunsOfXmas
December 16, 2024 at 8:34 AM
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On the Second Day Of Christmas.....

Two Urkel mugs

#13PunsOfXmas
December 15, 2024 at 7:52 AM
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On the Second day of Christmas...

A crew of dancing choughs

#12PunsOfXmas
December 15, 2024 at 8:03 AM
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On the Second day of Christmas..

Blue Skrtel Lugs
#12PunsOfXmas
December 15, 2024 at 10:38 AM
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On the Second day of Christmas...

Two squirrel studs

#12PunsOfXmas
December 15, 2024 at 8:14 AM
On the Second day of Christmas...

Poo enhancing clubs

#12PunsOfXmas
December 14, 2025 at 11:33 PM
On the Second day of Christmas..

Two sets of Scrubs
#12PunsOfXmas
December 14, 2025 at 1:55 PM
On the Second day of Christmas..

Huge Purple Cuffs
#12PunsOfXmas
December 14, 2025 at 1:54 PM
On the first day of Christmas...

A smart fridge and a tell-ee #12PunsOfXmas
December 13, 2025 at 3:35 PM
On the first day of Christmas...

A Carthage map from 264 BC
#12PunsOfXmas
December 13, 2025 at 3:34 PM
On the first day of Christmas...

A mad stitch in a fucked knee
#12PunsOfXmas
December 13, 2025 at 3:34 PM
On the first day of Christmas...

A Cartridge In A Pear Tree #12PunsOfXmas
December 13, 2025 at 3:31 PM
Reform UK has an antisemitism problem.
Reform UK has an antisemitism problem.
Reform UK has an antisemitism problem.
Reform UK has an antisemitism problem.
Reform UK has an antisemitism problem.
Reform UK has an antisemitism problem.
Needs to be said. Loudly and often.
December 13, 2025 at 8:24 AM
It's Slimey Pishers. #TOTP
December 12, 2025 at 8:54 PM
This as good as it gets from now until 9 o'clock. #TOTP
December 12, 2025 at 8:14 PM
This is all fucking Shaun Murphy's fault. #TOTP
December 12, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Jesus they're shite at singing. #TOTP
December 12, 2025 at 8:03 PM
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December 12, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Well, fuck this #TOTP
December 12, 2025 at 8:01 PM