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MisterretsiM
@misterretsim.bsky.social
Erotica author. He/Him. Writing futa, hyper and other ridiculous things! Consider supporting me on Patreon: http://patreon.com/MisterretsiM

MINORS BEGONE!
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i know WHY this is but that just makes it even more of a kick in the pants lmao
November 28, 2025 at 3:28 AM
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by your 30s you should have at least 3 or 4 internet friends with tastes in weird cartoon pornography that don't overlap with your tastes in weird cartoon pornography
November 24, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Chapter 3 of Intimately Influenced is out now on Literotica: www.literotica.com/s/intimately...

Get it while its hot! (and trust me, its hot)
Intimately Influenced Ch. 03 - Transgender - Literotica.com
What Goes Bump In The Night.
www.literotica.com
November 26, 2025 at 10:42 PM
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Is this another feel-good story? Not sure. It's a little less feely-good than the last one, at least. Not all the dicks get stuck in all the holes they want to get stuck in. SHOCKER

Who am I kidding? It's another feel-good story lol why am I broken like this

archiveofourown.org/works/74802386
November 26, 2025 at 4:57 PM
The harmonizing that happens when Smokey Robinson sings the word “free” during the chorus of The Agony And The Ecstasy fills me with blissful chills
November 26, 2025 at 8:26 AM
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If you don't get that the "yucky porn games" are the gateway to censor further media that YOU personally think is acceptable, you need to get your head out of your ass. They're trying to divide people into smaller groups so their collective power is also smaller. Kill the cop in your head.
Already seeing folks say, "Well, HORSES isn't YUCKY PORN like other games are, so..." which is super frustrating.

Now is NOT the time to be throwing the hentai games you happen not to like under the bus. Your rage should be directly at payment processors.

Join the fight
stop-paypros.neocities.org
Stop payment processors from censoring games!
stop-paypros.neocities.org
November 25, 2025 at 10:42 PM
SEX CHAPTER READ IT
Intimately Influenced chapter 3 is out now on Hentai-Foundry: www.hentai-foundry.com/stories/user...

Miguel spies on Mei, and finally learns what goes bump in the night
Hentai Foundry
www.hentai-foundry.com
November 25, 2025 at 9:51 PM
my slut fit is no longer tight enough to be slutty 😔now its just a fit
Pro of losing 75 pounds (and counting): Sexier than ever. I'm so gorgeous that I constantly fear that I'll be swarmed by women wherever I go like a member of a British Pop-Rock band at the height of Beatlemania if I step outside

Cons of losing 75 pounds (and counting): clothe to big
November 25, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Really difficult to get any writing done when I can't stop repeating the lyrics "finger fuck her singin Usher" under my breath over and over again. Really just hoping its not my end of the year vocal stim
November 25, 2025 at 4:07 AM
Third chapter of Intimately Influenced it out now

Miguel gives in to his curiosity and spies on her, learning the truth about her and her job

First sex chapter!

Read here: archiveofourown.org/works/712714...
Intimately Influenced - Chapter 3 - MisterretsiM - Original Work [Archive of Our Own]
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
archiveofourown.org
November 24, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Intimately Influenced chapter 3 is out now on Hentai-Foundry: www.hentai-foundry.com/stories/user...

Miguel spies on Mei, and finally learns what goes bump in the night
Hentai Foundry
www.hentai-foundry.com
November 24, 2025 at 8:04 PM
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a world in which Nazis are afraid to speak their opinion is a good one, I feel

cultivating a community where Nazis aren’t welcome is a good thing, I feel
November 24, 2025 at 12:40 PM
Literally 500 of those words were dedicated to describing just, paragraph after paragraph of BlackAndBig taking off her top and baring her breasts.
over 15k into Growing Obsession pt2
November 24, 2025 at 5:59 AM
over 15k into Growing Obsession pt2
November 24, 2025 at 5:03 AM
There’s an alternate universe where I didn’t quit writing smut in college, and I became a popular BDSM writer instead of a popular hyper writer
I’ve been thinking about NNN, and specifically NNN in relation to dom/sub dynamics (tbh it’s all I think about these days), and looking at it from a different angle.

That is to say, not the “expected” angle of just make the sub do NNN, as hot as that is, but instead flip it around on the dom
November 22, 2025 at 6:43 PM
I’ve been thinking about NNN, and specifically NNN in relation to dom/sub dynamics (tbh it’s all I think about these days), and looking at it from a different angle.

That is to say, not the “expected” angle of just make the sub do NNN, as hot as that is, but instead flip it around on the dom
November 22, 2025 at 9:57 AM
...my prayers were like half answered
Oh my fucking god my prayers have been answered
November 22, 2025 at 3:13 AM
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Trans solidarity is more important with every passing day so I want to say that regardless of your situation as a trans person I'll always respect you

There are no prerequisites to be "Trans enough" like HRT/surgery/being out in public

Your journey is your own & only you can define it
November 19, 2025 at 12:59 AM
A little under 10k into Growing Obsession pt2, but close enough
November 19, 2025 at 7:08 AM
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You’re right, I’m sorry I accused the author of such genre’s as “what if sex was depressing” of being horny, that was my bad, won’t happen again
November 19, 2025 at 1:07 AM
Had a dream last night I was standing on a balcony at night half-naked, smoking a cigarette with a beautiful woman. What could this mean?
November 19, 2025 at 12:54 AM
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The animation itself took me a couple days of work while the cum took the rest of the week of trial simulations to try to get the goop factor just right.

I used the Flip Fluids adding for those who are curious. And I used Dynamic paint to add stuff like stains
Nothing wrong with a little jerk sesh before going out with your friends, right?

#3D / #Animation / #OCs / #Noah
November 18, 2025 at 4:58 AM
I’m always horny for hyper, but sometimes I’m not the horniest for hyper, and that’s an issue for a hyper writer.

And it’s a predicament I find myself in currently
November 17, 2025 at 7:49 AM
You should read this, and stuff
Hello everyone, I've released Chapter 8 of Reunited!

Hello everyone! This is the 2nd to last chapter for this part of Reunited (I think). A plot-heavy chapter before the final sex scene.

Read here: archiveofourown.org/works/374129...
Reunited - Chapter 8 - MisterretsiM - Original Work [Archive of Our Own]
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
archiveofourown.org
November 16, 2025 at 10:10 PM
5k words or so into Growing Obsession pt2
November 16, 2025 at 3:09 AM