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Mitch Gustafson

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Mitch Gustafson @mitchgustafson.bsky.social · Jan 31

If you think egg prices are bad, you should see what the “bottom half of jeans” is going for these days

Facebook Marketplace listing for “bottom half of jeans $85.”

Includes a picture of the cut off bottom leg parts of a pair of jeans.

Facebook Marketplace listing for “bottom half of jeans $85.”

“Description: Use these to sew on the bottom of jorts to get jeans”

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Mitch Gustafson @mitchgustafson.bsky.social · 7d

the “was beer” bong

Mitch Gustafson @mitchgustafson.bsky.social · Jun 11

Wonder how many ants made their way in to mine your butthole before you noticed

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Mitch Gustafson @mitchgustafson.bsky.social · May 24

Pretty sure there are never more aluminum neck guitars in the city of Minneapolis at one time than during Caterwaul

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Mitch Gustafson @mitchgustafson.bsky.social · May 19

ZooTWOpia

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Mitch Gustafson @mitchgustafson.bsky.social · Apr 9

Oh I thought we already did that when you were born?

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Mitch Gustafson @mitchgustafson.bsky.social · Mar 26

Bad news - we definitely still call you “Baby Ceej”

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Mitch Gustafson @mitchgustafson.bsky.social · Feb 27

EAT THE RICH (text)

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Mitch Gustafson @mitchgustafson.bsky.social · Feb 27

Maybe we could be richer if rich text would quit hoggin’ everything

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Mitch Gustafson @mitchgustafson.bsky.social · Feb 10

Big fan of the giant piece of confetti that clung to Terry Bradshaw’s sweaty forehead the entire time he interviewed Jalen Hurts.

Mitch Gustafson @mitchgustafson.bsky.social · Feb 1

I’d rather take my chances with the shark

Mitch Gustafson @mitchgustafson.bsky.social · Jan 31

Shrinkflation strikes again

Mitch Gustafson @mitchgustafson.bsky.social · Jan 31

If you think egg prices are bad, you should see what the “bottom half of jeans” is going for these days

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Mitch Gustafson @mitchgustafson.bsky.social · Jan 13

Yeah they got one from smoking the cigarette

Mitch Gustafson @mitchgustafson.bsky.social · Jan 10

Yeah neither am I

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Mitch Gustafson @mitchgustafson.bsky.social · Jan 3

don’t manifest too hard - you might get a poopover instead

Mitch Gustafson @mitchgustafson.bsky.social · Jan 3

Worked for me, and now I have an absurdly high follower:post ratio!

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Microplastics Spookmelier @leastactionhero.bsky.social · Dec 9

“now the jingle hop, has begun”

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Mitch Gustafson @mitchgustafson.bsky.social · Dec 6

I heard he’s got garlic in his soul

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Mitch Gustafson @mitchgustafson.bsky.social · Dec 5

Hell yeah you’re welcome

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Mitch Gustafson @mitchgustafson.bsky.social · Dec 4

Good pick!

Mitch Gustafson @mitchgustafson.bsky.social · Dec 1

adding a gif of grill tongs clicking twice

Mitch Gustafson @mitchgustafson.bsky.social · Nov 27

Hey @ceej.online - don't forget to leave a plate of corn out tonight (Thanksgiving Eve) for the Night Turkey!

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Mitch Gustafson @mitchgustafson.bsky.social · Nov 26

Well that’s a damned shame, if you ask me.

Mitch Gustafson @mitchgustafson.bsky.social · Nov 26

And the lake of whiskey, too? What about the little streams of alcohol a-trickling down the rocks?

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Mitch Gustafson @mitchgustafson.bsky.social · Nov 24

Nothing worse than opening up a wallet and it’s full of blood