Mitch🦦
@mitchpeotter.bsky.social
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Mitch🦦
@mitchpeotter.bsky.social
· Dec 18
My Thoughts on NWSL to Denver
Denver is getting an NWSL team!!!!
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NWSL IS COMING TO COLORADO
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NWSL IS COMING TO COLORADO
I have many thoughts, most of them excitement, check out the rest of those thoughts here:
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Me when I just get lucky
November 27, 2025 at 4:24 AM
Me when I just get lucky
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I am a fan of a rival, so I hate having to hand it to em, but to be like objective for a second, I watch Eze, Zubimendi, Merino, Saka and those guys there and I have fun! They’re fine when there’s nobody on your tl telling you they’re Stoke City Pro Max lol
November 27, 2025 at 3:43 AM
I am a fan of a rival, so I hate having to hand it to em, but to be like objective for a second, I watch Eze, Zubimendi, Merino, Saka and those guys there and I have fun! They’re fine when there’s nobody on your tl telling you they’re Stoke City Pro Max lol
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Exactly. I think people are unhappy that we have an Arsenal FC that doesn’t settle for moral victories; that doesn’t just play pretty football to lose to shrewder, tougher, less naive teams via spectacular collapse. Now they’re the tough team to beat, and hatewatchers like me are starving smh
Honestly, at this point I just assume 99% of shit-talk about Arsenal when they’re playing well boils down to “I’m mad the guys I call bottlers aren’t bottling” (See also: the F1 subreddit after every single Lando Norris win)
November 27, 2025 at 3:59 AM
Exactly. I think people are unhappy that we have an Arsenal FC that doesn’t settle for moral victories; that doesn’t just play pretty football to lose to shrewder, tougher, less naive teams via spectacular collapse. Now they’re the tough team to beat, and hatewatchers like me are starving smh
Cocktails with Mitch!!! This was the first one I ever wrote down and I’ve had the same bottle of 99 peaches ever since I just need to kill that bottle lol
November 27, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Cocktails with Mitch!!! This was the first one I ever wrote down and I’ve had the same bottle of 99 peaches ever since I just need to kill that bottle lol
The fact that his price never gets brought up is kinda crazy
The adage of 105M being a bargain for Rice was slightly a joke at first but the way he's been in his entire time at Arsenal and especially this season makes it factual.
November 27, 2025 at 12:49 AM
The fact that his price never gets brought up is kinda crazy
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goodnight to arsenal football club and arsenal football club only
November 27, 2025 at 12:36 AM
goodnight to arsenal football club and arsenal football club only
Ok semi serious question, obviously I’m looking forward to Havertz and Gyokeres being back but do either bench Merino rn?
November 26, 2025 at 11:59 PM
Ok semi serious question, obviously I’m looking forward to Havertz and Gyokeres being back but do either bench Merino rn?
He was being a fucking asshole earlier but he’s also a sweet boy so who’s to say?
November 26, 2025 at 11:52 PM
He was being a fucking asshole earlier but he’s also a sweet boy so who’s to say?
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🚨 New Coach’s Corner from The Emirates!
Arsenal beat Bayern comprehensively 3-1 and Coach gave his own comprehensive evaluation of the match.
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youtu.be/F_0cIERDy5I?si…
Arsenal beat Bayern comprehensively 3-1 and Coach gave his own comprehensive evaluation of the match.
Tap In!
youtu.be/F_0cIERDy5I?si…
ARSENAL 3 - 1 Bayern Munich | INSTANT REACTION | COACH’S CORNER
YouTube video by Shirtless Plantain Show
https://youtu.be/F_0cIERDy5I?si…
November 26, 2025 at 11:23 PM
🚨 New Coach’s Corner from The Emirates!
Arsenal beat Bayern comprehensively 3-1 and Coach gave his own comprehensive evaluation of the match.
Tap In!
youtu.be/F_0cIERDy5I?si…
Arsenal beat Bayern comprehensively 3-1 and Coach gave his own comprehensive evaluation of the match.
Tap In!
youtu.be/F_0cIERDy5I?si…
I need to see the Eze and Olise kit swap that surely happened
November 26, 2025 at 11:17 PM
I need to see the Eze and Olise kit swap that surely happened
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Harry Kane didn't attempt a single shot against Arsenal tonight.
November 26, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Harry Kane didn't attempt a single shot against Arsenal tonight.
2/2 on the hell week so far!
November 26, 2025 at 9:56 PM
2/2 on the hell week so far!
It’d be cool if we have top 8 wrapped up already before we play Inter
November 26, 2025 at 9:52 PM
It’d be cool if we have top 8 wrapped up already before we play Inter
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Kompany deciding to pull the goalie was quite a gambit, I think he’ll learn that this is soccer, not hockey
November 26, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Kompany deciding to pull the goalie was quite a gambit, I think he’ll learn that this is soccer, not hockey
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People have been wondering when Manuel Neuer will retire and the answer is about 30 seconds ago
November 26, 2025 at 9:37 PM
People have been wondering when Manuel Neuer will retire and the answer is about 30 seconds ago
HAHAHAHAHAH THAT RULEDDDDDD
November 26, 2025 at 9:37 PM
HAHAHAHAHAH THAT RULEDDDDDD
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LET MITCH COOK
Really hoping for a Noni first goal tonight to set him up for his hatty on Sunday
November 26, 2025 at 9:31 PM
LET MITCH COOK
Teta’s subs in the CL have been so money
November 26, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Teta’s subs in the CL have been so money
Handsome to Handsome goal
November 26, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Handsome to Handsome goal
STEP ONE COMPLETE
Really hoping for a Noni first goal tonight to set him up for his hatty on Sunday
November 26, 2025 at 9:30 PM
STEP ONE COMPLETE
We soups prob be 2 or 3-1 up
November 26, 2025 at 9:23 PM
We soups prob be 2 or 3-1 up
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us comms is horrible, repeatedly mixing up players and ripping into Arteta at every opportunity
November 26, 2025 at 9:21 PM
us comms is horrible, repeatedly mixing up players and ripping into Arteta at every opportunity