Matt Sayler
@mjsayler.bsky.social
Local man. World traveler. Certified debitor and creditor. Fantasy football referee. Hotdogs are not sandwiches.
Never lose a game in Ireland
September 7, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Never lose a game in Ireland
Dad joke of the day calendar makes the day worth waking up for just to see my kids' eye rolls.
June 15, 2025 at 3:36 PM
Dad joke of the day calendar makes the day worth waking up for just to see my kids' eye rolls.
I clicked on the comments to find the whole list
June 15, 2025 at 3:27 PM
I clicked on the comments to find the whole list
My wife and kids are out of town this weekend. Wife said when they get back they'll take me out for Father's Day. Told her instead I'll just smoke some ribs so we don't have to deal with the crowds.
June 15, 2025 at 3:21 PM
My wife and kids are out of town this weekend. Wife said when they get back they'll take me out for Father's Day. Told her instead I'll just smoke some ribs so we don't have to deal with the crowds.
I live close enough to work that i can go home for lunch most days. On days I do, I do a walk around inspection of the yard, plants, and house before I go back.
Oh, and I got a colonoscopy scheduled. Maintenance now saves problems later.
Oh, and I got a colonoscopy scheduled. Maintenance now saves problems later.
June 15, 2025 at 2:24 PM
I live close enough to work that i can go home for lunch most days. On days I do, I do a walk around inspection of the yard, plants, and house before I go back.
Oh, and I got a colonoscopy scheduled. Maintenance now saves problems later.
Oh, and I got a colonoscopy scheduled. Maintenance now saves problems later.
Hot
Dogs
Are
Not
Sandwiches
Dogs
Are
Not
Sandwiches
May 9, 2025 at 11:07 PM
Hot
Dogs
Are
Not
Sandwiches
Dogs
Are
Not
Sandwiches
The Seahawks should've ran it
May 9, 2025 at 11:06 PM
The Seahawks should've ran it
Reposted by Matt Sayler
2025 Kentucky Derby results:
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May 3, 2025 at 11:07 PM
2025 Kentucky Derby results:
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Reposted by Matt Sayler
(h/t: @the.language.nerds)
February 3, 2025 at 12:05 PM
(h/t: @the.language.nerds)
Bare hand caught a foul ball and didn't shake off the sting just to show up the other dad who ducked
June 16, 2024 at 2:58 PM
Bare hand caught a foul ball and didn't shake off the sting just to show up the other dad who ducked