ML Porter
@mlporter.bsky.social
Old worn-out UAW Retiree, Married. Steelers and Michigan Wolverine fan. Picked Frank Castle to punish Magats for posting on me...no mercy! No dates or get rich schemes! Thanks! NO CRYPTO! I wake up hoping trump is DEAD! Jimmy Kimmel supporter!
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Fun fact: working late night at a sleepaway summer camp, walking back from the bar in the dark I accidentally walked INTO a black bear. That bear took the fuck off. Scared him more than it scared me 🤣
"Why do women choose the bear???"
January 29, 2026 at 2:07 PM
Fun fact: working late night at a sleepaway summer camp, walking back from the bar in the dark I accidentally walked INTO a black bear. That bear took the fuck off. Scared him more than it scared me 🤣
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I said this a few months ago, but clearly it bears repeating:
No matter how many context-averse men try to vex me, I remain what they'll never be: sexy, intelligent, witty, and utterly uninterested in them (in this life or the next)✨
No matter how many context-averse men try to vex me, I remain what they'll never be: sexy, intelligent, witty, and utterly uninterested in them (in this life or the next)✨
January 29, 2026 at 2:26 PM
I said this a few months ago, but clearly it bears repeating:
No matter how many context-averse men try to vex me, I remain what they'll never be: sexy, intelligent, witty, and utterly uninterested in them (in this life or the next)✨
No matter how many context-averse men try to vex me, I remain what they'll never be: sexy, intelligent, witty, and utterly uninterested in them (in this life or the next)✨
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Ironically, the argument against masking for public safety during COVID was “What if someone robs us?!”
Funny how the goal post is constantly moving.
Funny how the goal post is constantly moving.
Masking is not about doxing. That is the excuse. They are wearing masks so people cannot identify agents who engage in abuses, civil rights violations, and crimes. You can’t report someone or hold them accountable in any way if you can’t identify them.
January 29, 2026 at 3:37 PM
Ironically, the argument against masking for public safety during COVID was “What if someone robs us?!”
Funny how the goal post is constantly moving.
Funny how the goal post is constantly moving.
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“Don’t worry about that, baby. I’ll take care of it.”
😍😍😍
😍😍😍
hottest thing a person could say to you rn?
January 29, 2026 at 10:55 PM
“Don’t worry about that, baby. I’ll take care of it.”
😍😍😍
😍😍😍
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Y'all, it matters that journalists are being arrested on US soil for existing as journalists. Remember when we told y'all fascist regimes look a particular way. This is that.
January 30, 2026 at 2:20 PM
Y'all, it matters that journalists are being arrested on US soil for existing as journalists. Remember when we told y'all fascist regimes look a particular way. This is that.
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Happy Caturday from Prince Frederick✨
January 31, 2026 at 1:14 PM
Happy Caturday from Prince Frederick✨
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@still-a-frknlady.bsky.social welcome back! How this happen 😓
January 31, 2026 at 2:00 PM
@still-a-frknlady.bsky.social welcome back! How this happen 😓
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If Elon Musk ever faces any real legal blowback and prison time becomes a possibility he’ll probably go live in space. I’m not even kidding.
January 30, 2026 at 11:08 PM
If Elon Musk ever faces any real legal blowback and prison time becomes a possibility he’ll probably go live in space. I’m not even kidding.
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Overall, I enjoyed Send Help, but I would have enjoyed it even more if it was tied into the Evil Dead universe. 😄 I say that as a person who only recently got into that franchise.
One of these characters was acting an awful lot like a Deadite at the end!
#FilmSky #MovieSky #SendHelp
One of these characters was acting an awful lot like a Deadite at the end!
#FilmSky #MovieSky #SendHelp
January 31, 2026 at 12:08 AM
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There’s no justification for shooting someone ten times in the back.
There’s no justification for shooting someone ten times in the back.
The debate about what Alex Pretti did or didn’t do is irrelevant.
The agents committed murder.
It wasn’t a “bad shoot”. It was a killing
There’s no justification for shooting someone ten times in the back.
The debate about what Alex Pretti did or didn’t do is irrelevant.
The agents committed murder.
It wasn’t a “bad shoot”. It was a killing
January 31, 2026 at 11:00 AM
There’s no justification for shooting someone ten times in the back.
There’s no justification for shooting someone ten times in the back.
The debate about what Alex Pretti did or didn’t do is irrelevant.
The agents committed murder.
It wasn’t a “bad shoot”. It was a killing
There’s no justification for shooting someone ten times in the back.
The debate about what Alex Pretti did or didn’t do is irrelevant.
The agents committed murder.
It wasn’t a “bad shoot”. It was a killing
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“This isn’t a moment, it’s a movement”
January 31, 2026 at 1:25 PM
“This isn’t a moment, it’s a movement”
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January 30, 2026
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January 30, 2026
As the American people continue to express their fury over the violence of federal agents in Minneapolis and elsewhere, officials from the Trump administration today tried to shift the public narrativ...
open.substack.com
January 31, 2026 at 1:58 PM
January 30, 2026
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I had a visitor to my tiny garden. It watched me through the glass door for ages. If I hadn’t been so allergic, I would have opened the door and would now be the proud owner of this beauty. #Caturday
January 31, 2026 at 1:34 PM
I had a visitor to my tiny garden. It watched me through the glass door for ages. If I hadn’t been so allergic, I would have opened the door and would now be the proud owner of this beauty. #Caturday
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12 potential Eagles draft targets to watch during the Senior Bowl: Defense edition
www.phillyvoice.com/12-potential...
www.phillyvoice.com/12-potential...
12 potential Eagles draft targets to watch during the Senior Bowl: Defense edition
Over the years, the Philadelphia Eagles tend to select a fair amount of players who compete at the Senior Bowl. In 2024, for example, the Birds hit big on a pair of Senior Bowl participants in Quinyon...
www.phillyvoice.com
January 31, 2026 at 1:17 PM
12 potential Eagles draft targets to watch during the Senior Bowl: Defense edition
www.phillyvoice.com/12-potential...
www.phillyvoice.com/12-potential...
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I heard Melania, Malaria Tramp's "documentary" movie thingie got 97 rotten coochies on Rotten Tomatoes. I crack me up.
January 31, 2026 at 1:41 PM
I heard Melania, Malaria Tramp's "documentary" movie thingie got 97 rotten coochies on Rotten Tomatoes. I crack me up.
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Happy Saturday, Bluesky friends 🧡
January 31, 2026 at 8:19 AM
Happy Saturday, Bluesky friends 🧡
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Felt inspired after watching the Holostars Hot Ones challenge. Tanked a reaper tender while at lunch during work while my coworker looked on in horror.
Not bad. I wish more restaurants had hot chicken that was actually spicy.
Not bad. I wish more restaurants had hot chicken that was actually spicy.
January 30, 2026 at 7:17 PM
Felt inspired after watching the Holostars Hot Ones challenge. Tanked a reaper tender while at lunch during work while my coworker looked on in horror.
Not bad. I wish more restaurants had hot chicken that was actually spicy.
Not bad. I wish more restaurants had hot chicken that was actually spicy.
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"Moot is in the epstein files"
Sometimes its exactly the ones you suspect
Sometimes its exactly the ones you suspect
January 31, 2026 at 4:20 AM
"Moot is in the epstein files"
Sometimes its exactly the ones you suspect
Sometimes its exactly the ones you suspect
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LSX issues Area Forecast Discussion (AFD) at Jan 31, 4:08 AM CST
at Sat, 31 Jan 2026 10:08:54 +0000 via IEMbot
Additional Details Here.
at Sat, 31 Jan 2026 10:08:54 +0000 via IEMbot
Additional Details Here.
January 31, 2026 at 10:27 AM
LSX issues Area Forecast Discussion (AFD) at Jan 31, 4:08 AM CST
at Sat, 31 Jan 2026 10:08:54 +0000 via IEMbot
Additional Details Here.
at Sat, 31 Jan 2026 10:08:54 +0000 via IEMbot
Additional Details Here.
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So new follower writes me in DM and says "hi babe".
Blocked.
Would you go up to a woman you do not know IRL and call her "babe"? I would hope you know better. It is not only rude it is objectifying.
Trust me - I am not your "babe". I will not put up with it.
Blocked.
Would you go up to a woman you do not know IRL and call her "babe"? I would hope you know better. It is not only rude it is objectifying.
Trust me - I am not your "babe". I will not put up with it.
January 29, 2026 at 5:22 AM
So new follower writes me in DM and says "hi babe".
Blocked.
Would you go up to a woman you do not know IRL and call her "babe"? I would hope you know better. It is not only rude it is objectifying.
Trust me - I am not your "babe". I will not put up with it.
Blocked.
Would you go up to a woman you do not know IRL and call her "babe"? I would hope you know better. It is not only rude it is objectifying.
Trust me - I am not your "babe". I will not put up with it.
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A follower who has been here a while ask me to comment on a pic he posted and guess what? It's a dick pic. Ugh. Blocked. I have blocked over 1000 persons in an effort to build a community of gentlemen and -women who are pleasant to have as a part of my digital home. I will block more....
January 29, 2026 at 5:32 AM
A follower who has been here a while ask me to comment on a pic he posted and guess what? It's a dick pic. Ugh. Blocked. I have blocked over 1000 persons in an effort to build a community of gentlemen and -women who are pleasant to have as a part of my digital home. I will block more....
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Departing St Erth. 13 May 2022. #railway #photography
January 31, 2026 at 7:30 AM
Departing St Erth. 13 May 2022. #railway #photography
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