Mike Godwin
@mnemonic.bsky.social
Lawyer, author, EFF's first hire, Godwin's Law creator (he/him). Retweeting!=endorsing. I tell jokes here, mostly. My opinions here don't necessarily represent any employer or any client. You may have known me as @sfmnemonic on Twitter.
I just can't accept the claim that religious conservatives support Trump because they believe he disproves the theory of evolution.
January 25, 2026 at 2:10 AM
I just can't accept the claim that religious conservatives support Trump because they believe he disproves the theory of evolution.
If you’ve posted ten or more times in one or more online forums about your problems with STARFLEET ACADEMY, your problems aren’t really with STARFLEET ACADEMY.
January 24, 2026 at 5:52 PM
If you’ve posted ten or more times in one or more online forums about your problems with STARFLEET ACADEMY, your problems aren’t really with STARFLEET ACADEMY.
They prefer to explain their choice to be evil as a matter of immigration policy.
Omg this is fucking disturbing
There is no level to which these heartless shit-for-brains won’t stoop to inflict cruelty and suffering.
January 22, 2026 at 10:57 PM
They prefer to explain their choice to be evil as a matter of immigration policy.
Asked and answered in 2015, 2017, 2024, etc. But GL isn't statutory law. It's a law of physics. Also: suspending laws is what the Other Side does.
Dear @mnemonic.bsky.social,
Could you please suspend Godwin’s Law until this jackass president and his goons are out of office? Comparisons to the Nazis cannot be hyperbolic when those motherfuckers are deliberately imitating the Third Reich.
Thanks,
-The People of the Internet
Could you please suspend Godwin’s Law until this jackass president and his goons are out of office? Comparisons to the Nazis cannot be hyperbolic when those motherfuckers are deliberately imitating the Third Reich.
Thanks,
-The People of the Internet
January 22, 2026 at 10:55 PM
Asked and answered in 2015, 2017, 2024, etc. But GL isn't statutory law. It's a law of physics. Also: suspending laws is what the Other Side does.
Well, I guess this counts as a TACO Thursday.
January 22, 2026 at 9:58 PM
Well, I guess this counts as a TACO Thursday.
Paramount's promotion fooled the haters into proclaiming in advance that STARFLEET ACADEMY would be ONE TREK HILL. Nice prank!
January 21, 2026 at 2:39 PM
Paramount's promotion fooled the haters into proclaiming in advance that STARFLEET ACADEMY would be ONE TREK HILL. Nice prank!
Perhaps we can find common ground over our belief that good people should not be erased. For example, that's what I think about Renee Good. And it's what you think about the guy in the Cracker Barrel logo.
January 17, 2026 at 10:33 PM
Perhaps we can find common ground over our belief that good people should not be erased. For example, that's what I think about Renee Good. And it's what you think about the guy in the Cracker Barrel logo.
Reposted by Mike Godwin
it is funny how many people affiliated with the secret police have had to say "stop making fun of the secret police, the guy in the tac vest that covers him like a training bra is a hero, he tracked down and subdued two hospice orderlies using only the W-2 forms they file annually"
June 21, 2025 at 4:49 AM
it is funny how many people affiliated with the secret police have had to say "stop making fun of the secret police, the guy in the tac vest that covers him like a training bra is a hero, he tracked down and subdued two hospice orderlies using only the W-2 forms they file annually"
Real men aren't afraid to admit that they're overdue for their mani-pedi.
January 17, 2026 at 5:03 PM
Real men aren't afraid to admit that they're overdue for their mani-pedi.
She can sit in the captain's chair any way she wants to. And if you don't like it, you can take it up with her. But I wouldn't try it.
January 17, 2026 at 4:00 AM
She can sit in the captain's chair any way she wants to. And if you don't like it, you can take it up with her. But I wouldn't try it.
Okay, I realized instantly that STARFLEET ACADEMY is going to be a great show when I saw that the Wall of Honor at the re-opened Academy in the 32nd century includes "ADM TAWNY NEWSOME."
January 15, 2026 at 10:04 PM
Okay, I realized instantly that STARFLEET ACADEMY is going to be a great show when I saw that the Wall of Honor at the re-opened Academy in the 32nd century includes "ADM TAWNY NEWSOME."
Today's MAGA adherents who condemn "the left" have collectively(!) chosen to add words like "far" and "extreme" as modifiers to "left." But if everyone who's "left" or "leftist" is also "extreme" or "radical," why do you need to add the extra adjectives when you hate the entire category of "left"?
January 11, 2026 at 5:36 PM
Today's MAGA adherents who condemn "the left" have collectively(!) chosen to add words like "far" and "extreme" as modifiers to "left." But if everyone who's "left" or "leftist" is also "extreme" or "radical," why do you need to add the extra adjectives when you hate the entire category of "left"?
How long before the White House justifies the homicide *just because* the decedent was an award-winning poet who “used pronouns”?
January 10, 2026 at 12:51 AM
How long before the White House justifies the homicide *just because* the decedent was an award-winning poet who “used pronouns”?
I’ve figured out why ICE agents never call themselves “peace officers”—peace is the opposite of the job description.
January 9, 2026 at 9:42 PM
I’ve figured out why ICE agents never call themselves “peace officers”—peace is the opposite of the job description.
Reposted by Mike Godwin
“i want back my rocking chairs, / solipsist sunsets, / & coastal jungle sounds...”
A poem by Renee Nicole Good, who was murdered by ICE earlier today.
lithub.com/renee-nicole...
A poem by Renee Nicole Good, who was murdered by ICE earlier today.
lithub.com/renee-nicole...
Renee Nicole Good, murdered by ICE, was a prize-winning poet. Here’s that poem.
Renee Nicole Good, 37, mother to a six-year-old boy, was murdered earlier today by an ICE agent in Minneapolis, a few blocks from her home. According to the Minnesota Star Tribune: [An ICE agent] s…
lithub.com
January 8, 2026 at 3:54 AM
“i want back my rocking chairs, / solipsist sunsets, / & coastal jungle sounds...”
A poem by Renee Nicole Good, who was murdered by ICE earlier today.
lithub.com/renee-nicole...
A poem by Renee Nicole Good, who was murdered by ICE earlier today.
lithub.com/renee-nicole...
My bookie tells me all the oddsmakers are saying the president won't remove the Emma Lazarus poem from the Statute of Liberty until after the mid-terms.
December 29, 2025 at 3:12 AM
My bookie tells me all the oddsmakers are saying the president won't remove the Emma Lazarus poem from the Statute of Liberty until after the mid-terms.
I don't have any categorical opposition to people having work done, but why always pick the demonic-possession face, MAGA Largo?
December 19, 2025 at 1:32 PM
I don't have any categorical opposition to people having work done, but why always pick the demonic-possession face, MAGA Largo?
I had thought Senator Budd would be more pro-cannabis.
December 18, 2025 at 11:23 PM
I had thought Senator Budd would be more pro-cannabis.
@petridishes.bsky.social All Types Matter!
December 12, 2025 at 12:21 PM
@petridishes.bsky.social All Types Matter!
Reposted by Mike Godwin
Welcome, Australian 13, 14, and 15-year-olds! @bsky.app is still legal for you! If you're an Aussie teen just arrived here, let me know how you feel about the ban.
The Australian social media ban seems destined for fines against tech companies for failure to take "reasonable steps" to remove children. The difficulty is that to really identify all children--including children using their parents' accounts--you need draconian steps. 1/
December 10, 2025 at 2:18 AM
Welcome, Australian 13, 14, and 15-year-olds! @bsky.app is still legal for you! If you're an Aussie teen just arrived here, let me know how you feel about the ban.
Reposted by Mike Godwin
MINNEAPOLIS: “All I did was step outside as a Somali American citizen, and I got chased by a masked person, assaulted, kidnapped. It was inhumane. If this is what’s happening to a 🇺🇸 citizen on camera, imagine what could happen to your loved ones.”
December 11, 2025 at 4:00 AM
MINNEAPOLIS: “All I did was step outside as a Somali American citizen, and I got chased by a masked person, assaulted, kidnapped. It was inhumane. If this is what’s happening to a 🇺🇸 citizen on camera, imagine what could happen to your loved ones.”
He doesn’t use alcohol or other drugs, he says. But why would he need them, anyway? He’s high on his own sloppy.
December 11, 2025 at 12:06 PM
He doesn’t use alcohol or other drugs, he says. But why would he need them, anyway? He’s high on his own sloppy.
Hegseth and the Fog of War Fighters is the name of my next band.
December 3, 2025 at 12:06 PM
Hegseth and the Fog of War Fighters is the name of my next band.
Another just-wow contribution from Tom Stoppard. RIP. Click the link here: bsky.app/profile/neil...
This cross-pollination IS how new ideas happen. EVERY field needs humanistic thinking, that's why they call PhDs "Doctors of Philosophy"
Alt text for those who need it. This is amazing.
December 2, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Another just-wow contribution from Tom Stoppard. RIP. Click the link here: bsky.app/profile/neil...
The Post is saying the disquieting part out loud. "Hegseth, with White House help, tries to distance himself from boat strike fallout" wapo.st/4oyWISF
Hegseth, with White House help, tries to distance himself from boat strike fallout
As Congress vows accountability, the Trump administration emphasized it was a top military commander — not the defense secretary — who directed the engagement.
wapo.st
December 2, 2025 at 2:44 PM
The Post is saying the disquieting part out loud. "Hegseth, with White House help, tries to distance himself from boat strike fallout" wapo.st/4oyWISF