Mark Norman
@mnorman87.bsky.social
Born and raised Newfoundlander
Bearded doubledad
Hockey analytics hobbyist
Puns always intended
Bearded doubledad
Hockey analytics hobbyist
Puns always intended
Pinned
Chasing OV: I'm tracking Auston Matthews' scoring pace vs. Alexander Ovechkin's career totals with updates every 10 games.
As of Dec 2nd, 2025 (650 GP): +2
Matthews' lead on Ovechkin continues to shrink, from a high of +27 at the 580-game mark to just 2 ahead now.
As of Dec 2nd, 2025 (650 GP): +2
Matthews' lead on Ovechkin continues to shrink, from a high of +27 at the 580-game mark to just 2 ahead now.
Can’t get fluky goals off shin pads if you don’t shoot it at the net.
December 14, 2025 at 2:07 AM
Can’t get fluky goals off shin pads if you don’t shoot it at the net.
Just saw the replay of McDavid’s goal in the first. What the hell was Rielly doing there?
December 14, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Just saw the replay of McDavid’s goal in the first. What the hell was Rielly doing there?
I would have appreciated a little more fighting and sticking up for your teammates
December 11, 2025 at 5:53 PM
I would have appreciated a little more fighting and sticking up for your teammates
Chasing OV: I'm tracking Auston Matthews' scoring pace vs. Alexander Ovechkin's career totals with updates every 10 games.
As of Dec 2nd, 2025 (650 GP): +2
Matthews' lead on Ovechkin continues to shrink, from a high of +27 at the 580-game mark to just 2 ahead now.
As of Dec 2nd, 2025 (650 GP): +2
Matthews' lead on Ovechkin continues to shrink, from a high of +27 at the 580-game mark to just 2 ahead now.
December 9, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Chasing OV: I'm tracking Auston Matthews' scoring pace vs. Alexander Ovechkin's career totals with updates every 10 games.
As of Dec 2nd, 2025 (650 GP): +2
Matthews' lead on Ovechkin continues to shrink, from a high of +27 at the 580-game mark to just 2 ahead now.
As of Dec 2nd, 2025 (650 GP): +2
Matthews' lead on Ovechkin continues to shrink, from a high of +27 at the 580-game mark to just 2 ahead now.
Bryan Rust with an extremely odd box score tonight:
0 G
0 A
0 P
0 Shots
0 Hits
5 Blocks?!
0 G
0 A
0 P
0 Shots
0 Hits
5 Blocks?!
December 8, 2025 at 2:17 AM
Bryan Rust with an extremely odd box score tonight:
0 G
0 A
0 P
0 Shots
0 Hits
5 Blocks?!
0 G
0 A
0 P
0 Shots
0 Hits
5 Blocks?!
Morgan Rielly misses the net on 94% of his shot attempts, I fucking swear.
December 7, 2025 at 2:52 AM
Morgan Rielly misses the net on 94% of his shot attempts, I fucking swear.
Have they drawn the balls yet?
December 5, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Have they drawn the balls yet?
Matthew Knies: The Inevitable
December 5, 2025 at 1:20 AM
Matthew Knies: The Inevitable
Not all shots are created equal (thus why xG lends important context), but a deficit of 17 shots is 17 less chances for chaotic outcomes.
November 29, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Not all shots are created equal (thus why xG lends important context), but a deficit of 17 shots is 17 less chances for chaotic outcomes.
I was about to scream at Willy for looking off Matthews there. Instead he ends it.
November 27, 2025 at 2:54 AM
I was about to scream at Willy for looking off Matthews there. Instead he ends it.
The Leafs regulation win drought continues. We’re now at three weeks. Overtime coming.
November 27, 2025 at 2:46 AM
The Leafs regulation win drought continues. We’re now at three weeks. Overtime coming.
What a snipe by Cowan
November 27, 2025 at 2:42 AM
What a snipe by Cowan
Another Domi giveaway for a critical goal against
November 27, 2025 at 2:36 AM
Another Domi giveaway for a critical goal against
Columbus with 2.5x the number of shot attempts through 33 mins.
I thought getting back Matthews, Knies, and Roy would make this team look better.
This is losing hockey.
I thought getting back Matthews, Knies, and Roy would make this team look better.
This is losing hockey.
November 27, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Columbus with 2.5x the number of shot attempts through 33 mins.
I thought getting back Matthews, Knies, and Roy would make this team look better.
This is losing hockey.
I thought getting back Matthews, Knies, and Roy would make this team look better.
This is losing hockey.
Nic Roy’s best skill is making me sad
November 27, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Nic Roy’s best skill is making me sad
The Leafs’ next game is Wednesday. It will be three weeks since their last regulation win.
November 24, 2025 at 3:16 AM
The Leafs’ next game is Wednesday. It will be three weeks since their last regulation win.
We have been lapped
November 23, 2025 at 12:42 AM
We have been lapped
Could have had him for nothing. He wanted to be here.
Jack Roslovic has two goals early in the first! 👀
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November 23, 2025 at 12:39 AM
Could have had him for nothing. He wanted to be here.
Overtime loss aside, the CHI/STL/CBJ games were all a step in the right direction. Woll’s giving the team confidence and Tavares is stepping up.
November 21, 2025 at 2:57 AM
Overtime loss aside, the CHI/STL/CBJ games were all a step in the right direction. Woll’s giving the team confidence and Tavares is stepping up.
Giving Max Domi multiple shifts in a 3-on-3 OT is a fireable offense.
November 21, 2025 at 2:55 AM
Giving Max Domi multiple shifts in a 3-on-3 OT is a fireable offense.
So fucking done with Domi and his once-every-6-weeks brilliance. He should honestly see press box time.
November 21, 2025 at 2:48 AM
So fucking done with Domi and his once-every-6-weeks brilliance. He should honestly see press box time.
Domi is so fucking useless.
November 21, 2025 at 2:46 AM
Domi is so fucking useless.