shadow jizzard money wang
@modemcat.bsky.social
hot dog eating competition winner 30 years in a row
fuck ai
fuck ai
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gay obama: let me be queer
i would fuck a raspberry danish
January 16, 2026 at 9:30 AM
i would fuck a raspberry danish
every time i say "a bowl of cereal" my dumbass midwestern accent gets in the way and it sounds like i'm saying "ebola cereal" this has been happening my whole life
January 16, 2026 at 4:25 AM
every time i say "a bowl of cereal" my dumbass midwestern accent gets in the way and it sounds like i'm saying "ebola cereal" this has been happening my whole life
what in the fuck are you talking about man
January 15, 2026 at 4:36 AM
what in the fuck are you talking about man
listening to me and the major by belle and sebastian right now this mf is going DUMMY on the harmonica
January 15, 2026 at 3:41 AM
listening to me and the major by belle and sebastian right now this mf is going DUMMY on the harmonica
we getting a divorce twin 👅
how's gen z gonna talk to their kids in 15 years
like will we still use the same slang and dialect do you think
like will we still use the same slang and dialect do you think
January 15, 2026 at 1:11 AM
we getting a divorce twin 👅
how's gen z gonna talk to their kids in 15 years
like will we still use the same slang and dialect do you think
like will we still use the same slang and dialect do you think
January 15, 2026 at 1:11 AM
how's gen z gonna talk to their kids in 15 years
like will we still use the same slang and dialect do you think
like will we still use the same slang and dialect do you think
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
January 14, 2026 at 11:18 PM
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
no i'm okay actually
January 9, 2026 at 9:39 AM
no i'm okay actually
yknow, there are OTHER things you can do with that $450
January 5, 2026 at 8:31 AM
yknow, there are OTHER things you can do with that $450
detroit become michigan
January 4, 2026 at 5:42 AM
detroit become michigan
this is where society peaked
January 3, 2026 at 7:48 AM
this is where society peaked
when you chief that skrong
December 30, 2025 at 8:40 PM
when you chief that skrong
dan schneider have i got an establishment for you
December 29, 2025 at 9:20 PM
dan schneider have i got an establishment for you
5
December 28, 2025 at 5:32 PM
5
"would you still love me if i was a worm?", i ask the worm racist
December 28, 2025 at 9:04 AM
"would you still love me if i was a worm?", i ask the worm racist
call me santa claus cuz i got 3 ho's and a big sack
December 26, 2025 at 9:21 PM
call me santa claus cuz i got 3 ho's and a big sack
i'm at the cheesecake factory givin a footjob
December 26, 2025 at 9:20 PM
i'm at the cheesecake factory givin a footjob
snl summoning 3,000 millenials to laugh at the same boring ass joke for the 400th time
December 25, 2025 at 11:49 PM
snl summoning 3,000 millenials to laugh at the same boring ass joke for the 400th time
hang on, where the fuck am i going??
December 25, 2025 at 6:05 PM
hang on, where the fuck am i going??
barefoot in the hood, i got my dawgs out with me
December 25, 2025 at 12:56 AM
barefoot in the hood, i got my dawgs out with me
Phil E. Delphia
December 25, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Phil E. Delphia
studying abroad? hey man, not cool. we call them "the huzz" now
December 24, 2025 at 4:26 AM
studying abroad? hey man, not cool. we call them "the huzz" now
i be in situations 👅
why was you on a yuri website?
just saw a ryobi ad on a yuri website on god they spawncamping the lesbians
December 24, 2025 at 4:13 AM
i be in situations 👅
fucked up in the crib put my dick on backwards
December 24, 2025 at 4:07 AM
fucked up in the crib put my dick on backwards