shadow jizzard money wang
@modemcat.bsky.social
hot dog eating competition winner 30 years in a row
fuck ai
fuck ai
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gay obama: let me be queer
no i'm okay actually
January 9, 2026 at 9:39 AM
no i'm okay actually
yknow, there are OTHER things you can do with that $450
January 5, 2026 at 8:31 AM
yknow, there are OTHER things you can do with that $450
detroit become michigan
January 4, 2026 at 5:42 AM
detroit become michigan
this is where society peaked
January 3, 2026 at 7:48 AM
this is where society peaked
when you chief that skrong
December 30, 2025 at 8:40 PM
when you chief that skrong
dan schneider have i got an establishment for you
December 29, 2025 at 9:20 PM
dan schneider have i got an establishment for you
5
December 28, 2025 at 5:32 PM
5
"would you still love me if i was a worm?", i ask the worm racist
December 28, 2025 at 9:04 AM
"would you still love me if i was a worm?", i ask the worm racist
call me santa claus cuz i got 3 ho's and a big sack
December 26, 2025 at 9:21 PM
call me santa claus cuz i got 3 ho's and a big sack
i'm at the cheesecake factory givin a footjob
December 26, 2025 at 9:20 PM
i'm at the cheesecake factory givin a footjob
snl summoning 3,000 millenials to laugh at the same boring ass joke for the 400th time
December 25, 2025 at 11:49 PM
snl summoning 3,000 millenials to laugh at the same boring ass joke for the 400th time
hang on, where the fuck am i going??
December 25, 2025 at 6:05 PM
hang on, where the fuck am i going??
barefoot in the hood, i got my dawgs out with me
December 25, 2025 at 12:56 AM
barefoot in the hood, i got my dawgs out with me
Phil E. Delphia
December 25, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Phil E. Delphia
studying abroad? hey man, not cool. we call them "the huzz" now
December 24, 2025 at 4:26 AM
studying abroad? hey man, not cool. we call them "the huzz" now
i be in situations 👅
why was you on a yuri website?
just saw a ryobi ad on a yuri website on god they spawncamping the lesbians
December 24, 2025 at 4:13 AM
i be in situations 👅
fucked up in the crib put my dick on backwards
December 24, 2025 at 4:07 AM
fucked up in the crib put my dick on backwards
just saw a ryobi ad on a yuri website on god they spawncamping the lesbians
December 23, 2025 at 10:35 AM
just saw a ryobi ad on a yuri website on god they spawncamping the lesbians
man, i sure do wish there was a way to water my plants with a steady stream supplied by plumbing and water pipes instead of a measly watering can
the humble garden hose;
the humble garden hose;
December 23, 2025 at 3:21 AM
man, i sure do wish there was a way to water my plants with a steady stream supplied by plumbing and water pipes instead of a measly watering can
the humble garden hose;
the humble garden hose;
is your refrigerator running?
await its return patiently twin. let it come to you.
time heals all wounds.
await its return patiently twin. let it come to you.
time heals all wounds.
December 23, 2025 at 3:17 AM
is your refrigerator running?
await its return patiently twin. let it come to you.
time heals all wounds.
await its return patiently twin. let it come to you.
time heals all wounds.
wait say that again
Making some taquitos for dinner (will melt cheese over)
and then crash like a bandicoot :)
Good night my amazing friends - love y'all
Snagz ✊🏽♥️🔥✌🏽💨
and then crash like a bandicoot :)
Good night my amazing friends - love y'all
Snagz ✊🏽♥️🔥✌🏽💨
December 23, 2025 at 3:14 AM
wait say that again
my fellow americans. are we deadass
December 23, 2025 at 3:14 AM
my fellow americans. are we deadass
road head so good i turned my dome light on
December 23, 2025 at 3:08 AM
road head so good i turned my dome light on
we should bring back dropping an anvil on someone you don't like. what ever happened to that?
December 23, 2025 at 3:06 AM
we should bring back dropping an anvil on someone you don't like. what ever happened to that?