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*bone sounds* here comes jacob

@moderncarapace.bsky.social

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this place is "the toilet of my ideas" Sure wish you'd read my comic book though: moderncarapace.gumroad.com

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*bone sounds* here comes jacob @moderncarapace.bsky.social · Apr 9

The freak wept for there were no more crags to clamber o’er

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💀 🎃 ThemBOO! 🎃 💀 @thembo.bsky.social · 1d

an image of garfield edited so he is smiling, beneath which is written "You are immune to propaganda"

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cow tools daily @cowtoolsdaily.bsky.social · 21h

it's not FOR us

edited comic panel. Batman is breaking a lump-with-handle cow tool over his knee and saying "this is the tool of the cow. we do not understand it. we will not use it."

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That's Are SCARY Dings™ 😱 @itsdings.bsky.social · 1d

Anyone else getting scared about Halloween happening again?

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*bone sounds* here comes jacob @moderncarapace.bsky.social · 1d

I know there are other kaiju and mecha freaks lurking in the shadows here that would get something out of my comic series, Modern Carapace, which is chockablock with both of those things! Read the most recent melancholy entry now!

𝕸𝖔𝖉𝖊𝖗𝖓 𝕮𝖆𝖗𝖆𝖕𝖆𝖈𝖊: "Her Paw Sore Wreathed In Blight"

Some time after "O Bounty Of Thy Ribs," Esther searches the Spore Quarantine Zone for an infected kaiju, and comes across a relic from her past.Read the first Modern Carapace story here.MC001B

moderncarapace.gumroad.com

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*bone sounds* here comes jacob @moderncarapace.bsky.social · 1d

Hearing the creator of Pissboy of all people come out in favor of AI…it’s too much

*bone sounds* here comes jacob @moderncarapace.bsky.social · 1d

more for the list!

*bone sounds* here comes jacob @moderncarapace.bsky.social · 1d

I don't wanna start anything on here but sorry, what has Dracula done to earn that big medal...

*bone sounds* here comes jacob @moderncarapace.bsky.social · 1d

Atlas Moaned

*bone sounds* here comes jacob @moderncarapace.bsky.social · 3d

There’s too much good music in the world

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*bone sounds* here comes jacob @moderncarapace.bsky.social · 5d

“We’ve been on this baby for hours, Chief. If he knows the location of Thumbkin, he isn’t spilling”

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*bone sounds* here comes jacob @moderncarapace.bsky.social · 5d

In this house it’s more like One Baggu After Another, thank you good night!!!

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*bone sounds* here comes jacob @moderncarapace.bsky.social · Mar 27

Sir,

Alan Rickman as Judge Turpin in Sweeney Todd. Overlaid, a Dark Souls style chyron reading “YOU GANDERED”

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Screamer Jim @screamerjim.bsky.social · 7d

It’s Friday, which means one thing

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*bone sounds* here comes jacob @moderncarapace.bsky.social · 7d

A new Agriculture record today, and you should frantically be clicking that play button brother

The Spiritual Sound, by Agriculture

10 track album

agriculturemusic.bandcamp.com

*bone sounds* here comes jacob @moderncarapace.bsky.social · 7d

Oh here comes The Tall One again, a silhouette on the horizon and you can tell their mighty chest is heaving in burning rage, yes very spooky, very good, this is your domain, we all know it...ᵃⁿʸᵇᵒᵈʸ ᵉˡˢᵉ ʰᵃᵈ ᵉⁿᵒᵘᵍʰ ᵒᶠ ᵀʰᵉ ᵀᵃˡˡ ᴼⁿᵉˀ

*bone sounds* here comes jacob @moderncarapace.bsky.social · 7d

You swallow enough rocks to break up the roots and stems in your stomach, at a certain point you have to just admit you want to eat rocks

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*bone sounds* here comes jacob @moderncarapace.bsky.social · 8d

Tom Waits ballad about the scholastic book fair

*bone sounds* here comes jacob @moderncarapace.bsky.social · 8d

"You don't have to do this!"

*bone sounds* here comes jacob @moderncarapace.bsky.social · 8d

Ace Ventura (song like "Ave Maria")

*bone sounds* here comes jacob @moderncarapace.bsky.social · 8d

They're adding me to Fortnite as a playable character but I only have Coward emotes and I scream when I die in a way that makes it not fun anymore

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*bone sounds* here comes jacob @moderncarapace.bsky.social · 11d

Why buy spaghettios when you can pour Cheetos into the sink

*bone sounds* here comes jacob @moderncarapace.bsky.social · 12d

Also thought the show was fine, first Noah Hawley thing I didn’t dislike

*bone sounds* here comes jacob @moderncarapace.bsky.social · 12d

I wish there was something more motivated about the songs at the end of Alien Earth episodes, but I’m also fine with throwing Godsmack in there just because

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J🔥HELL🔥P @jlp.systems · 13d

Ahh tough guy, eh? Smart guy, eh? Beautiful, compassionate guy? Loving brilliant one of a kind guy eh?

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onion person @junlper.beer · 13d

we must abolish ICE

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