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*bone sounds* here comes jacob
@moderncarapace.bsky.social
this place is "the toilet of my ideas"

Otherwise I have a comic, written and illustrated by me, called Modern Carapace and it's about a park ranger in a mech who protects kaiju from a hostile world.
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The Mid Gatsby
November 26, 2025 at 5:08 PM
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Ranking star wars movies is complicated because there are certain themes that resonate with-- no I'm kidding, in one of them an ewok hugs Han Solo's leg and says "Ay Chihuahua." So that's number one with a bullet
November 24, 2025 at 9:22 PM
I am kind of undefeated for recommending A Canticle For Leibowitz and people actually reading it and reporting back--one good thing I can offer the world
November 24, 2025 at 7:23 PM
The big gun from Weapons fell on my house and I am not paying for this
November 24, 2025 at 5:53 PM
“I err uh want to make love to Pennywise” - the plot of It: Welcome to Derry I think
November 24, 2025 at 2:21 AM
Not to be rude but I bet more than one flew over the cuckoos nest
November 19, 2025 at 8:57 PM
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November 18, 2025 at 3:52 PM
You can get out of a lot of boring social situations by letting people know you have to “remember my oath”
November 16, 2025 at 3:26 AM
November 16, 2025 at 3:22 AM
"You have appeared in recent searches, my lord..."
November 15, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Very fond of this page from "Her Paw Sore Wreathed In Blight." We could all use a helping lift.
November 15, 2025 at 3:28 PM
I know Frank Miller’s The Spirit was what it was, but I think every five years a comic artist should get to make whatever movie they want, misguided or no
November 15, 2025 at 6:23 AM
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getting a text in the middle of the night and it's just my loathsome vizier saying "Your enemies lie in wait, my lord!!" what am I supposed to do with that. its four in the morning
November 14, 2025 at 4:06 AM
There's something uniquely vile about Vance. A dark lesson in making your troubled childhood everybody else's problem, entirely animated by poison and bitterness. I pray daily that for the sake of us, his victims, he (at bare minimum) is the subject of humiliation for the rest of his life.
JD Vance calls ibuprofen "useless medication" and implies it's not "necessary, safe and effective."
November 13, 2025 at 7:20 PM
they don’t talk about it but when They reforged the shards of Narsil there were a few shards of Dunkl The Shit Sword in the mix
November 13, 2025 at 3:44 PM
I think Adrianne Lenker has the most beautiful singing voice I’ve ever heard, she somehow sounds delicate and a thousand years old at the same time
November 11, 2025 at 9:10 PM
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Something I wrote for the jumping spider that rode to work on my windshield this week until the wind picked up too much. Sorry pal.
July 17, 2025 at 9:37 PM
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Indy and Porco
September 2, 2025 at 1:06 AM
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Tion Medon and his entourage under Separatist occupation. This was my piece for Send Me To Kill The Emperor, which is a Revenge of the Sith zine you can get for a dollar! ko-fi.com/s/be72159fef
August 9, 2025 at 4:22 PM
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No Shade Nausicaä
August 25, 2025 at 3:42 PM
Plans within plans….
Check out this pic from yesterday's 3-alarm fire in Hampden. A pup watched the fire develop from its backyard. Watch WBAL-TV 11 News' latest update here: https://www.wbaltv.com/article/growing-building-fire-hampden-sky-11/69365796 
November 11, 2025 at 1:14 PM
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If they're still making movies in 15-20 years there will be multiple Oscar noms for playing "remorseful / reflective former ICE agent who knows how Complicated history is"
November 10, 2025 at 3:56 PM
congratulations Predator: Badlands, I honor you with the "I'm Just Gonna Put This On" Award for all time
November 10, 2025 at 4:01 PM
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Neon Genesis Evangelion
Episode 6
Showdown in Tokyo-3
Rei II
November 9, 2025 at 12:00 AM