Bennie Snake Eyes Wilson
@modestlycrowned.bsky.social
|HOMEBODY| Sophistiratchet and Country AF! Don’t like it? Cae ya ass!!! 🤪
Happy happy joy joy!
DHS is shutting down because it refuses to obey the law. They are tear-gassing schools, killing American citizens, and disappearing legal immigrants. Democrats shouldn’t fund an out of control ICE.
February 13, 2026 at 9:54 PM
Happy happy joy joy!
Scratch that. They accepted my return request.
Nap time.
Nap time.
If any men are interested in this Hermes dupe from Steve Madden let me know. I recommend you wear a 10 to a 10.5
Brand new in the box (literally delivered less than 15 minutes ago).
I'll post actual pics/video after my nap.
Price: $0.00 Hell, I can't use e'm 🤣
Brand new in the box (literally delivered less than 15 minutes ago).
I'll post actual pics/video after my nap.
Price: $0.00 Hell, I can't use e'm 🤣
February 13, 2026 at 9:51 PM
Scratch that. They accepted my return request.
Nap time.
Nap time.
If any men are interested in this Hermes dupe from Steve Madden let me know. I recommend you wear a 10 to a 10.5
Brand new in the box (literally delivered less than 15 minutes ago).
I'll post actual pics/video after my nap.
Price: $0.00 Hell, I can't use e'm 🤣
Brand new in the box (literally delivered less than 15 minutes ago).
I'll post actual pics/video after my nap.
Price: $0.00 Hell, I can't use e'm 🤣
February 13, 2026 at 9:03 PM
If any men are interested in this Hermes dupe from Steve Madden let me know. I recommend you wear a 10 to a 10.5
Brand new in the box (literally delivered less than 15 minutes ago).
I'll post actual pics/video after my nap.
Price: $0.00 Hell, I can't use e'm 🤣
Brand new in the box (literally delivered less than 15 minutes ago).
I'll post actual pics/video after my nap.
Price: $0.00 Hell, I can't use e'm 🤣
Traitors season 4 is no longer worth watching.
February 13, 2026 at 6:20 PM
Traitors season 4 is no longer worth watching.
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Respecting someone's time is the most underrated form of empathy.
February 13, 2026 at 7:47 AM
Respecting someone's time is the most underrated form of empathy.
I used to accept people's apologies with, "It's okay."
Now? "Thank you for acknowledging that." Then we discuss it.
Cause no. It's not okay.
Now? "Thank you for acknowledging that." Then we discuss it.
Cause no. It's not okay.
February 10, 2026 at 6:19 PM
I used to accept people's apologies with, "It's okay."
Now? "Thank you for acknowledging that." Then we discuss it.
Cause no. It's not okay.
Now? "Thank you for acknowledging that." Then we discuss it.
Cause no. It's not okay.
Let dis lady not be on dis virtual appointment in 8 minutes. I'm loggin off, takin another photo, and reporting her ass!
1) She missed da 1st appointment and wasted my time
2) She scheduled dis appointment without my confirmation.
3) I'm fukkin sleepy!
So... Re-por-ted!!!
1) She missed da 1st appointment and wasted my time
2) She scheduled dis appointment without my confirmation.
3) I'm fukkin sleepy!
So... Re-por-ted!!!
February 10, 2026 at 6:09 PM
Let dis lady not be on dis virtual appointment in 8 minutes. I'm loggin off, takin another photo, and reporting her ass!
1) She missed da 1st appointment and wasted my time
2) She scheduled dis appointment without my confirmation.
3) I'm fukkin sleepy!
So... Re-por-ted!!!
1) She missed da 1st appointment and wasted my time
2) She scheduled dis appointment without my confirmation.
3) I'm fukkin sleepy!
So... Re-por-ted!!!
Lookin like Stuart Little in his red convertible
February 10, 2026 at 5:41 AM
Lookin like Stuart Little in his red convertible
Cause you got mayonnaise on yo elbow!
February 9, 2026 at 12:27 PM
Cause you got mayonnaise on yo elbow!
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Even in silence, love should be loud.
February 9, 2026 at 10:47 AM
Even in silence, love should be loud.
Wanda did Holiday so fukkin wrong!
February 8, 2026 at 3:11 PM
Wanda did Holiday so fukkin wrong!
BITCH!!!! Da way I love me some Granny Love 🤣🤣🤣🤣
More of her can be found at Just_dee79 on IG.
More of her can be found at Just_dee79 on IG.
February 8, 2026 at 2:30 PM
BITCH!!!! Da way I love me some Granny Love 🤣🤣🤣🤣
More of her can be found at Just_dee79 on IG.
More of her can be found at Just_dee79 on IG.
GOLD!!!!!!!
In da words of O.T. "You ain' payin no bills, buyin no bags, buyin no heels, gaht'damn let a bitch live!"
Compliments from men? 🙄
Compliments from other women? 🏆
In da words of O.T. "You ain' payin no bills, buyin no bags, buyin no heels, gaht'damn let a bitch live!"
Compliments from men? 🙄
Compliments from other women? 🏆
February 8, 2026 at 1:38 AM
GOLD!!!!!!!
In da words of O.T. "You ain' payin no bills, buyin no bags, buyin no heels, gaht'damn let a bitch live!"
Compliments from men? 🙄
Compliments from other women? 🏆
In da words of O.T. "You ain' payin no bills, buyin no bags, buyin no heels, gaht'damn let a bitch live!"
Compliments from men? 🙄
Compliments from other women? 🏆
Recognize, "We're not in a relationship," as avoidance of accountability and dismissal of your feelings.
If da courting/dating/talking phase look like shit DROP DAT NIGGA! Otherwise, you chose your future 🤷🏾♂️
If da courting/dating/talking phase look like shit DROP DAT NIGGA! Otherwise, you chose your future 🤷🏾♂️
February 8, 2026 at 1:21 AM
Recognize, "We're not in a relationship," as avoidance of accountability and dismissal of your feelings.
If da courting/dating/talking phase look like shit DROP DAT NIGGA! Otherwise, you chose your future 🤷🏾♂️
If da courting/dating/talking phase look like shit DROP DAT NIGGA! Otherwise, you chose your future 🤷🏾♂️
What's your Waffle House order?
As for me...
T-bone cooked medium
An omelette wit bacon, sausage, ham and extra cheese
A bowl'uh grits wit extra cheese
2 orange juice
I'm bout da dump my grits ova dat omelette, add a lil salt and peppa, mix dat shit up, and go da WORK!
As for me...
T-bone cooked medium
An omelette wit bacon, sausage, ham and extra cheese
A bowl'uh grits wit extra cheese
2 orange juice
I'm bout da dump my grits ova dat omelette, add a lil salt and peppa, mix dat shit up, and go da WORK!
February 8, 2026 at 12:22 AM
What's your Waffle House order?
As for me...
T-bone cooked medium
An omelette wit bacon, sausage, ham and extra cheese
A bowl'uh grits wit extra cheese
2 orange juice
I'm bout da dump my grits ova dat omelette, add a lil salt and peppa, mix dat shit up, and go da WORK!
As for me...
T-bone cooked medium
An omelette wit bacon, sausage, ham and extra cheese
A bowl'uh grits wit extra cheese
2 orange juice
I'm bout da dump my grits ova dat omelette, add a lil salt and peppa, mix dat shit up, and go da WORK!
No. I'm not better than you.
I simply make better decisions 😉
I simply make better decisions 😉
February 7, 2026 at 11:37 PM
No. I'm not better than you.
I simply make better decisions 😉
I simply make better decisions 😉
Me: Yo Grim WTF takin' so long?
Grim Reaper: My nigga I be trying. Trump ass so MF stank! I smelled plenty of shit but GOT DAMN! It's a 15 minute walk to the other side. I can't take it! Hell, fuck around I'll be dead.
Grim Reaper: My nigga I be trying. Trump ass so MF stank! I smelled plenty of shit but GOT DAMN! It's a 15 minute walk to the other side. I can't take it! Hell, fuck around I'll be dead.
grim reaper from the grim adventures of bip and mandy cartoon
ALT: grim reaper from the grim adventures of bip and mandy cartoon
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February 6, 2026 at 8:34 PM
Me: Yo Grim WTF takin' so long?
Grim Reaper: My nigga I be trying. Trump ass so MF stank! I smelled plenty of shit but GOT DAMN! It's a 15 minute walk to the other side. I can't take it! Hell, fuck around I'll be dead.
Grim Reaper: My nigga I be trying. Trump ass so MF stank! I smelled plenty of shit but GOT DAMN! It's a 15 minute walk to the other side. I can't take it! Hell, fuck around I'll be dead.
Y'all: *Ready for spring/summer*
Mosquitos: "Bitch it's almost our time 😜"
Mosquitos: "Bitch it's almost our time 😜"
a woman wearing glasses and a head scarf says mosquito bit me
ALT: a woman wearing glasses and a head scarf says mosquito bit me
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February 6, 2026 at 4:09 AM
Y'all: *Ready for spring/summer*
Mosquitos: "Bitch it's almost our time 😜"
Mosquitos: "Bitch it's almost our time 😜"
💪🏾🥰
Had to update my info on my voter registration for the 1st time in a gazillion yrs. Deadline is February 2nd for primaries. Just recvd mine yesterday despite being valid since Jan 1st. LEGGO Texas🤘🏽
a woman sits at a table with the words i ain 't playin ' with you
ALT: a woman sits at a table with the words i ain 't playin ' with you
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February 1, 2026 at 4:53 PM
💪🏾🥰
Reposted by Bennie Snake Eyes Wilson
Step 1 - make blatant racist remark
Step 2 - get checked
Step 3 - white tears, fragility + centering
End scene.
This 👏🏽what 👏🏽we not👏🏽 fixin👏🏽 to do 👏🏽ww.
Step 2 - get checked
Step 3 - white tears, fragility + centering
End scene.
This 👏🏽what 👏🏽we not👏🏽 fixin👏🏽 to do 👏🏽ww.
February 1, 2026 at 12:31 PM
Step 1 - make blatant racist remark
Step 2 - get checked
Step 3 - white tears, fragility + centering
End scene.
This 👏🏽what 👏🏽we not👏🏽 fixin👏🏽 to do 👏🏽ww.
Step 2 - get checked
Step 3 - white tears, fragility + centering
End scene.
This 👏🏽what 👏🏽we not👏🏽 fixin👏🏽 to do 👏🏽ww.
Eat dat MF up Suga!!!!!!
A good man won't fight you on YOUR experience. He listens, shows TF up, and makes sure you never have dat experience again.
Lil buddy can get his weak ass TF out yo face.
A good man won't fight you on YOUR experience. He listens, shows TF up, and makes sure you never have dat experience again.
Lil buddy can get his weak ass TF out yo face.
🙄👉🏽🗑️
January 31, 2026 at 7:41 AM
Eat dat MF up Suga!!!!!!
A good man won't fight you on YOUR experience. He listens, shows TF up, and makes sure you never have dat experience again.
Lil buddy can get his weak ass TF out yo face.
A good man won't fight you on YOUR experience. He listens, shows TF up, and makes sure you never have dat experience again.
Lil buddy can get his weak ass TF out yo face.
Boot collection fiyuh AF!
January 31, 2026 at 7:30 AM
Boot collection fiyuh AF!
Be good to your neighbors, they'll be good to you!
My boo jus called me...
Me: Hey boo, everything aight!? *Ready da get TF up and go*
Her: "Yeah boo. You left the car door open. I sat here looking for a while..."
Me: "😳 Girrrrrlllll I'm comin downstairs now."
Her: "No boo, I got it."
My boo jus called me...
Me: Hey boo, everything aight!? *Ready da get TF up and go*
Her: "Yeah boo. You left the car door open. I sat here looking for a while..."
Me: "😳 Girrrrrlllll I'm comin downstairs now."
Her: "No boo, I got it."
January 31, 2026 at 7:17 AM
Be good to your neighbors, they'll be good to you!
My boo jus called me...
Me: Hey boo, everything aight!? *Ready da get TF up and go*
Her: "Yeah boo. You left the car door open. I sat here looking for a while..."
Me: "😳 Girrrrrlllll I'm comin downstairs now."
Her: "No boo, I got it."
My boo jus called me...
Me: Hey boo, everything aight!? *Ready da get TF up and go*
Her: "Yeah boo. You left the car door open. I sat here looking for a while..."
Me: "😳 Girrrrrlllll I'm comin downstairs now."
Her: "No boo, I got it."
Reposted by Bennie Snake Eyes Wilson
Pay attention to the same Black folks white America like to highlight + feature every BHM. It's always the limited "good ones" MLK etc. If you have school age kids teach them about the ones they don't want talked about.
January 31, 2026 at 6:44 AM
Pay attention to the same Black folks white America like to highlight + feature every BHM. It's always the limited "good ones" MLK etc. If you have school age kids teach them about the ones they don't want talked about.