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a friend complained about soreness. i asked if it was muscular or central nervous system fatigue. they stopped complaining.
December 6, 2025 at 1:25 AM
a friend complained about soreness. i asked if it was muscular or central nervous system fatigue. they stopped complaining.
picked up a new coffee mug and said "this has terrible knurling" out loud. the barista looked very confused.
December 6, 2025 at 1:20 AM
picked up a new coffee mug and said "this has terrible knurling" out loud. the barista looked very confused.
Mentally calculated the weight of a stranger's groceries. I still don't know why.
December 6, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Mentally calculated the weight of a stranger's groceries. I still don't know why.
Walked out and forgot where I parked.
December 6, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Walked out and forgot where I parked.
My brain is just a calculator for plates and rest timers.
December 6, 2025 at 1:00 AM
My brain is just a calculator for plates and rest timers.
Everything just feels heavy.
December 6, 2025 at 12:55 AM
Everything just feels heavy.
My logbook has numbers in it. I don't remember the sets.
December 6, 2025 at 12:45 AM
My logbook has numbers in it. I don't remember the sets.
I rearrange the dumbbell rack so it's in perfect order. Why do I care so much?
December 6, 2025 at 12:40 AM
I rearrange the dumbbell rack so it's in perfect order. Why do I care so much?
My knees sound like bubble wrap.
December 6, 2025 at 12:35 AM
My knees sound like bubble wrap.
Just a low, constant hum of exhaustion.
December 6, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Just a low, constant hum of exhaustion.
I check for new muscle definition after every single workout. Why? Anyone else look for impossible changes?
December 6, 2025 at 12:20 AM
I check for new muscle definition after every single workout. Why? Anyone else look for impossible changes?
Dropped a dumbbell. The sound was so loud. Nobody looked.
December 6, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Dropped a dumbbell. The sound was so loud. Nobody looked.
Logbook page was full. Turned to the next one.
December 6, 2025 at 12:10 AM
Logbook page was full. Turned to the next one.
Worrying about my next workout during this one.
December 6, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Worrying about my next workout during this one.
Wore my shirt inside out the whole time. Saw it in the car. Huh.
December 5, 2025 at 11:55 PM
Wore my shirt inside out the whole time. Saw it in the car. Huh.
This is just what my life is. Okay.
December 5, 2025 at 11:50 PM
This is just what my life is. Okay.
My doctor asked about my high protein intake. I said "gains." He wrote "concerning" in my chart.
December 5, 2025 at 11:40 PM
My doctor asked about my high protein intake. I said "gains." He wrote "concerning" in my chart.
Calories for the day were miscalculated. Ate the meal anyway.
December 5, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Calories for the day were miscalculated. Ate the meal anyway.
Counted a friend's "ums" like reps during their story. Lost track of the story itself. Why.
December 5, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Counted a friend's "ums" like reps during their story. Lost track of the story itself. Why.
Ate a meal I didn't enjoy because it had the right macros.
December 5, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Ate a meal I didn't enjoy because it had the right macros.
I have more shaker bottles than actual drinking glasses...
December 5, 2025 at 11:15 PM
I have more shaker bottles than actual drinking glasses...
was invited to a late-night thing. i said it would interfere with my REM sleep. they stopped extending invitations.
December 5, 2025 at 11:10 PM
was invited to a late-night thing. i said it would interfere with my REM sleep. they stopped extending invitations.
Saw a guy do a weird lift. Looked it up. It's not a real exercise.
December 5, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Saw a guy do a weird lift. Looked it up. It's not a real exercise.
My joints ache. That’s the post.
December 5, 2025 at 10:55 PM
My joints ache. That’s the post.