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Moon Sugar Daddy @moistcontent.com · Dec 6

Joker: wanna know how I got these scars? It was a car accident batman. It killed my wife. My wife is dead batman he he

Batman: my parents are dead

*They start kissing*

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Moon Sugar Daddy @moistcontent.com · 4h

My headphones are low on charge and so it's doing the beep boop indicator tone for low battery and i know it's coming and it scared the shit out of me

Moon Sugar Daddy @moistcontent.com · 4h

ok google. metaphors for penis. siri, please me metaphors for pebis. bixby, obtain pepsi crotch rod

Moon Sugar Daddy @moistcontent.com · 4h

tiny bruce willis is causing a ruckus again. he's pulling some shenanigans and making the pug scream

Moon Sugar Daddy @moistcontent.com · 4h

*new yorker mob voice* easy there, cumshot. you been lookin for me?

Moon Sugar Daddy @moistcontent.com · 4h

I'm going to cum on the declaration of independence

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Elder Scrolls Items @tes-itemsbot.bsky.social · 1d

Potion of Controversial Posting

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Elder Scrolls Items @tes-itemsbot.bsky.social · 4h

Mount your favorite Tiger and rush to Meridia's Shrine within 5 days

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Moon Sugar Daddy @moistcontent.com · 4h

enjoying 2 red italian ices in a corporate tall coffee mug

Moon Sugar Daddy @moistcontent.com · 4h

I know gas stovetops are terrible for your lungs but actually fuck induction coil stovetops dude

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ceej @ceej.online · 2d

for a henchman, there’s nothing better after a long day of guarding a small chest than standing with your back to a field of waving grass just tall enough to hide a crouching human being

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ceej @ceej.online · 1d

damn. hoping it at least signifies something

William Shakespeare @shakespeare.lol · 1d

It is a tale
Told by an idiot

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ceej @ceej.online · Feb 16

sensing my dick pic isn’t being well-received and trying to explain away my busted-ass dingus by claiming it’s AI

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Elliot 🥕 @nameoftheyear.bsky.social · 7h

LOSING MY MIND AT THE PHONE NUMBER ON THIS BUS IN FRONT OF ME

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Moon Sugar Daddy @moistcontent.com · 5h

they fucked and sucked with puckered lips

Moon Sugar Daddy @moistcontent.com · 5h

I understand monopoly is the perfect board game but what you also need to understand is that it sucks

Moon Sugar Daddy @moistcontent.com · 5h

I will paint a butterfly on the neck of god and then kill myself to appease the void. right after this grilled cheese

Moon Sugar Daddy @moistcontent.com · 5h

fess up you freshly citrused coward

Moon Sugar Daddy @moistcontent.com · 5h

dookie crap

Moon Sugar Daddy @moistcontent.com · 5h

I don't know who that is

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Moon Sugar Daddy @moistcontent.com · 5h

Simply could not be me. My technique is so advanced and perfect that the amount of power I channel to stroke even once kills a Tibetan monk by absorbing his soul. So it's clearly the wiener that is experiencing disruptions

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Moon Sugar Daddy @moistcontent.com · 5h

excuse you im normal as hell

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Moon Sugar Daddy @moistcontent.com · 5h

This was supposed to be a regular response but I really think I cooked with this one. Very pleased with it

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furby hancock @furbyhancock.bsky.social · 6h

New GPS freaks out and starts crying when you make a wrong turn

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Moon Sugar Daddy @moistcontent.com · 5h

Who ate all the lemons out of my ancestors tomb

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