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@mojoquix.bsky.social
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queer horror and magic realism writer. lawyer. jeopardy! champion. creepy queer creature. geek extraordinaire. ✡️☸️ they/he. 42.
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the butt scrunch has been democratized
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i should mention that i purchased the pairs i had from the brand that the wrestler kaitlyn owned
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you gotta get some of those yoga pants with the seam between the buttcheeks with the runching. i used to have some when i was still trying to be a girl and they did totally make my butt look like a very atttactive girl butt
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forgot to share my thematic attire
photo of my chest which is covered in a black tshirt depicting the anthropomorphic let’s all go to the lobby food characters - a soft drink, bag of popcorn, and hot dog - but they look sinister and carry a bloody knife, axe, and chainsaw. the soft drink holds up a flag that reads “let’s watch horror movies”
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been spending my day with this, will continue
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Today! Join us at secretcinematheque.com for THE 24-HOUR HORROR MOVIE MIND MELTER starting @ 11:00 AM (ET) to watch a stream of rare, weird and wonderful horror movies. It's a secret line-up, but as the films play, I will reveal the titles and posters below:
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hell yeah!!! i’m glad you’re here and i hope you have an awesome day!
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i identify big time with my jewish ethnicity but not so much the religion. growing up, my family wasn’t religious but we always went out to eat on friday nights. still crucial to kick off a friday night with a ritual of rest and pleasure, so texmex and edibles and a cactus goblet margarita it is
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poppy with chive cream cheese, untoasted
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Tell me your bagel order and I will tell you *based on NYC cultural expectations* if you have won or lost your election for political office in NYC.
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One of my favorite things about NYC is whenever anyone runs for office here they are required to disclose their bagel order.
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the holy vessel of texan shabbat
photo of me sitting in my sofa toasting you, the viewer, with a margarita on the rocks in a margarita glass with a cactus-shaped stem. please feel free to join me. if you are sober, an agave limeade would work perfectly
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you can’t go wrong with rancho gordo. lately i’ve also been enjoying primary beans and other smaller producers on shopfoodocracy.com. some personal fave varieties: rio zape, alubia blanca, santanero negro delgado. heirloom bean broth is magical!
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soup is my favorite. i eat it all year. every week i make something i call wizard soup. it’s always a little different but i’ve always got my cauldron and wooden spoon, a pound of heirloom beans, onions, garlic, carrots, celery and then it’s just what i have around and vibes. soup is pure magic.
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i have a lot of hungarian ancestry so now i know where my tastes came from 😂
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the nature of modern capitalism is hard on the artist’s mind - it pressures us to mold ourselves and our creativity based on what makes money for others. those forms work for a lot of artists but fail for many more. your kindness about my writing means a lot bc you are so insightful on writing
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also btw - the fact that you have written 100 pages of something so many times already? that fucking rules. also you and your dastardly shitbrain cannot fool ME because i read your novella so i know that even by your shitbrain’s standard you already did it so
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creating Your Art, whatever it is, is an important part of being human. fuck labels, fuck expectations, fuck judgment, fuck that overachiever shitbrain. you are a human being, not a content creator. you have created so much that is worthy and you will create so much more
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however, if you don’t want to write A Novel, that also kicks ass. you are still a Real Writer. write analysis! write short stories! write little drabbles! most Real Musicians don’t write symphonies and most Real Writers don’t write novels. the point is expressing the unique things in you because
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now that you are already a Real Writer, ask yourself - do you really want to write A Novel? if so, yes, you need to continue after that first sweet 100 pages. you need to continue on those days where getting 250 words out feels like absolute torture, because some days, the flow returns again
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it feels like you have put a lot of stock in this notion that to be a Real Writer you must write A Novel and that writing must be done in some sort of ideal flow state. if that is true, there are no Real Writers in this world. you are already a Real Writer, despite your shitbrain’s machinations