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made my usual friday night taco order from my favorite place in town and they accidentally doubled my order and didn’t charge my extra? blessed on this friday the 13th
February 14, 2026 at 12:11 AM
made my usual friday night taco order from my favorite place in town and they accidentally doubled my order and didn’t charge my extra? blessed on this friday the 13th
happy friday the 13th. they’re watching you.
February 13, 2026 at 7:06 PM
happy friday the 13th. they’re watching you.
got my first mammogram at age 40 (the first year they’re recommended and covered) and it showed stage 3c breast cancer. with the significant rise in cancers in people in their 40s in recent years, would be cool if i could’ve started getting those earlier. alas.
Chadwick Boseman and James van der Beek both died in their 40s of an illness that's treatable if a colonoscopy catches it but almost no insurer covers them for people under 45, this is what Engels meant by "social murder"
February 12, 2026 at 8:40 PM
got my first mammogram at age 40 (the first year they’re recommended and covered) and it showed stage 3c breast cancer. with the significant rise in cancers in people in their 40s in recent years, would be cool if i could’ve started getting those earlier. alas.
mark salling (glee actor and disgraced pedophile) and annie clark/st. vincent. both graduated in the same class as me
Who's the most famous alum of your high school?
I'll go first: David Draiman of Disturbed
I'll go first: David Draiman of Disturbed
guys i just found out i went to the same high school as howard lutnick. please respect my privacy at this time.
February 12, 2026 at 4:35 PM
mark salling (glee actor and disgraced pedophile) and annie clark/st. vincent. both graduated in the same class as me
i was reading an article where they kept censoring the word “shot” as “sh*t” and… you know that’s worse, right?
February 6, 2026 at 5:31 PM
i was reading an article where they kept censoring the word “shot” as “sh*t” and… you know that’s worse, right?
my niece is right and she should say it
February 6, 2026 at 12:39 AM
my niece is right and she should say it
tfw i’m not sure if the t is starting to change my voice or if it’s just the barrage of cedar pollen
February 4, 2026 at 5:27 PM
tfw i’m not sure if the t is starting to change my voice or if it’s just the barrage of cedar pollen
photo of a guy who just gave a company-wide presentation to 400 people on behalf of the company pride network
February 3, 2026 at 3:36 PM
photo of a guy who just gave a company-wide presentation to 400 people on behalf of the company pride network
it’s ada’s birthday - everyone say happy birthday ada!!!
January 30, 2026 at 3:25 PM
it’s ada’s birthday - everyone say happy birthday ada!!!
busting this one back out youtu.be/aKpgb2WrGo0?...
Gogol Bordello - Immigraniada (We Comin' Rougher)
YouTube video by Gogol Bordello
youtu.be
January 30, 2026 at 2:45 AM
busting this one back out youtu.be/aKpgb2WrGo0?...
woke up with paul wall rapping “i’m crawling similar to an ant because i’m low to the earth” from still tippin stuck in my head
January 29, 2026 at 3:05 PM
woke up with paul wall rapping “i’m crawling similar to an ant because i’m low to the earth” from still tippin stuck in my head
my niece is a Big Mood
January 22, 2026 at 3:11 PM
my niece is a Big Mood
just learned my story “the land is starving” will be in the spring 2006 issue of TALES FROM THE CROSSTIMBERS. thecrosstimbers.net this one was an attempt to write a story about cowboy dan from the modest mouse song “cowboy dan,” but it, of course, went off the rails.
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thecrosstimbers.net
January 21, 2026 at 3:55 PM
just learned my story “the land is starving” will be in the spring 2006 issue of TALES FROM THE CROSSTIMBERS. thecrosstimbers.net this one was an attempt to write a story about cowboy dan from the modest mouse song “cowboy dan,” but it, of course, went off the rails.
live footage of me each t shot youtu.be/hWDkxm1OkQY?...
Power Up!
YouTube video by Chi Coded Dragon
youtu.be
January 19, 2026 at 7:03 PM
live footage of me each t shot youtu.be/hWDkxm1OkQY?...
post-haircut. i think we can officially say the chemo curls are gone. they were fun while they lasted.
January 17, 2026 at 10:19 PM
post-haircut. i think we can officially say the chemo curls are gone. they were fun while they lasted.
consumed the traditional saturday margarita + mexican food + edible and i think maaaaaybe i will rewatch DUST BUNNY
January 17, 2026 at 12:36 AM
consumed the traditional saturday margarita + mexican food + edible and i think maaaaaybe i will rewatch DUST BUNNY
live from the observation deck
January 14, 2026 at 5:37 PM
live from the observation deck
January 14, 2026 at 1:46 PM
i finally get to see @bryanfuller.bsky.social ‘s DUST BUNNY tonight. a rare weeknight edible is in order
January 14, 2026 at 12:30 AM
i finally get to see @bryanfuller.bsky.social ‘s DUST BUNNY tonight. a rare weeknight edible is in order
these dolphins like “we saw you from across the ocean and liked your vibe”
"Researchers have found that female dolphins have evolved clitorises to feel pleasure, which may explain why they have lots of lesbian sex."
Study: Dolphins Have Lots of Lesbian Sex Due to Evolved Clitorises
<p>"These are things that are critically important for us to understand evolutionarily. They may actually have something to teach us about our own sexuality."</p>
www.advocate.com
January 13, 2026 at 8:29 PM
these dolphins like “we saw you from across the ocean and liked your vibe”
taco tsunday featuring refried tepary beans
January 11, 2026 at 11:56 PM
taco tsunday featuring refried tepary beans
there’s research that shows that the music that imprints on you the most emotionally is whatever you were into when you were like 14. i propose an honorable mention for whatever was the most popular party music when you were like 18-25. source: me listening to my 2000s crunk & hyphy playlist
January 11, 2026 at 2:03 AM
there’s research that shows that the music that imprints on you the most emotionally is whatever you were into when you were like 14. i propose an honorable mention for whatever was the most popular party music when you were like 18-25. source: me listening to my 2000s crunk & hyphy playlist
took a class on how to make pasta from scratch tonight because i am an extremely cool person who knows how to party on a friday night
January 10, 2026 at 2:20 AM
took a class on how to make pasta from scratch tonight because i am an extremely cool person who knows how to party on a friday night
i won tho
40% of Bluesky have been contestants on Jeopardy making us a very smart website but all of them came in third so its not like that impressive
January 9, 2026 at 4:53 AM
i won tho