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mollyjordan.bsky.social
Molly
@mollyjordan.bsky.social
150 followers 240 following 430 posts
I hate this timeline. Minnesotan | Working Class | Kind of Salty | Ham Radio Tech | Divemaster | Chicken Lady The greatness of humanity is not in being human, but in being humane.
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Molly @mollyjordan.bsky.social · 21h
Celebrating anyone other than cis white duds is an affront to the colonizers go straight to jail bitch
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Molly @mollyjordan.bsky.social · 22h
If you live in Portland and want to rock a frog costume and can’t afford it I’ll fucking buy you one.
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Molly @mollyjordan.bsky.social · 1d
Did you lose a fight with a credenza?

I have heard they’re mean.
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Molly @mollyjordan.bsky.social · 1d
Cry harder you whiny cunts.
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Molly @mollyjordan.bsky.social · 1d
When will the people realize that this country can afford to fund services and yet R’s routinely choose NOT to?
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Molly @mollyjordan.bsky.social · 2d
Sorry, boys. You’re gonna have to wait until you’re 12 for that circumcision now.

We are living in the #DumbestTimeline
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Molly @mollyjordan.bsky.social · 2d
If DJT gets a Nobel tomorrow after bombing Venezuelan boats (x4!) and “taking away a freedom of speech” then, (IMO)

any living recipients should return theirs.

#NoNobelforFascists
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Molly @mollyjordan.bsky.social · 3d
I’m
Speaking to you YT peeppoooo who are like man this is atrocious and I got my head down JIMMY FALLON assholes
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Molly @mollyjordan.bsky.social · 3d
PSS it’s obvious they wanna harm very regular brown and black Americans
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Molly @mollyjordan.bsky.social · 3d
Even a little drunk I know that this administration wants to harm regular Americans.

But ta the fucking little weirdos in chicken costumes that will save us and yall should be ASHAMED.

PS I love weirdos
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Molly @mollyjordan.bsky.social · 3d
What a bunch of TWATS

Totally
Weird,
And
Tacky
Suits
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Molly @mollyjordan.bsky.social · 3d
Man YOU HAVE EARNED MY RESPECT - from MN
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Molly @mollyjordan.bsky.social · 4d
Hold on, is Pete Davidson (whose dad died on 9/11) performing at the Riyadh Comedy Fest?

In Saudi Arabia?

Dude, wtf?
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Molly @mollyjordan.bsky.social · 4d
Is religion not already a protected class? Why are we doubling up on this?
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Molly @mollyjordan.bsky.social · 4d
Hey quick question, do we just not hear anything about the CIA anymore?

It’s all DOJ FBI ICE bullshit these days.
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Molly @mollyjordan.bsky.social · 4d
Feeling a little hopeless about everything happening to this country.

I need to see some positive stories and wins from the resistance to the fascist regime.

Anyone wanna share?
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Molly @mollyjordan.bsky.social · 4d
But over here we can’t treat immigrants. Jesus said so!
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Molly @mollyjordan.bsky.social · 4d
So Pamela Bondi is boasting about their work stopping one Guatemalan man from sexually abusing a little girl but nothing on the Epstein files.

Cool. Cool, cool, cool.
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Molly @mollyjordan.bsky.social · 5d
Being fiscally responsible isn’t a conservative policy.

You can be “fiscally responsible” by funding social programs through responsible taxation and accountability in military spending since they have never had a successful audit.

It’s what Jesus would do.
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Molly @mollyjordan.bsky.social · 5d
R’s keep saying it would only be a 7 week extension for ACA tax credits why are Dems fighting for something so minimal?

So why not grant them for 7 more weeks and..

Reopen the fucking government.
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Molly @mollyjordan.bsky.social · 7d
The term “left wing terrorism” is such an oxymoron it hurts.

Fucking idiot ghouls.
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Molly @mollyjordan.bsky.social · 8d
A country can dream.
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Molly @mollyjordan.bsky.social · 8d
They shutdown the government and DJT hasn’t been seen since Tuesday.

Suspicious.
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Molly @mollyjordan.bsky.social · 8d
Capitalists making money off of resistance movements is just peak American and we should not buy mass produced shit no matter how “aww fer cute” or slogan: relevant it is. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER.
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Molly @mollyjordan.bsky.social · 8d
Fix yourself girl, you got a camel toe!
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