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mollypaysbills.bsky.social
lip balm enthusiast
@mollypaysbills.bsky.social
Clown goblin
Today is the last day of my full time job being a bartender. As a person in recovery, I couldn’t be any more grateful
December 13, 2025 at 4:23 PM
If bisexuality isn’t real then why am I crying to Neko Case right now???
December 12, 2025 at 4:06 AM
The most Cincinnati shit ever is a guy calling the landline at the bar to ask if anyone has found his rosary
December 10, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Charles Booker and Jasmine Crockett winning senate races would make me lib out so effing hard
December 9, 2025 at 7:18 PM
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imagine the death threats parents of trans children get bcos of all the lies and misinformation marjorie taylor greene has spent years spreading about gender affirming care for youth.

imagine the trans ppl who have been murdered bcos of all the lies marjorie taylor greene has spent years spreading.
December 8, 2025 at 11:35 AM
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lorazepam
December 6, 2025 at 6:01 AM
So many reasons to be grateful I’m not Olivia Nuzzi, but the primary one is that none of my messy indecency with gross older men ever made it out of said old men’s friends man caves or whatever old men do
December 6, 2025 at 6:09 AM
America is so fascist the COY is white
Pantone’s 2026 Color of the Year is a white
In Pantone language, that’s code 11-4201—aka Cloud Dancer.
December 5, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Lana Del Rey made my top 5 on Spotify wrapped AGAIN, reminding me that at one point this year I was so depressed the little quote on a tea bag struck me as inspirational
December 3, 2025 at 11:07 PM
Can’t wait to be good at BlueSky next year
December 3, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Obligatory snow post
December 2, 2025 at 8:41 AM
One of my bar staff screamed at a racist patron today and hoo boy I cannot wait to read the review they are for sure gonna leave
November 30, 2025 at 4:05 AM
Really grateful to not be partnered with the genre of person who wears an NFL jersey on thanksgiving
November 28, 2025 at 6:49 PM
My mom, immediately after the new Avatar trailer: “god I hate colonialism”
November 27, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Bruh I totally forgot about DOGE lol
November 25, 2025 at 7:46 AM
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Folks, Zohran Mamdani—smart guy, reminds me of a young me—you know what he said, I told him, “Zohran, I’m gonna do it, I’m gonna say the shahada,” and he said to me “Mr. President, you should say a third line confirming your belief in the wilayat of Ali,” should we do it folks? Should we say it?
November 22, 2025 at 1:31 AM
Very brave of the Secret Lives Of Mormon Wives gals to just abandon the concept of a fourth wall entirely
November 17, 2025 at 8:53 PM
I always wait a couple games before inputting the entire UofL hoops schedule in my calendar, to make sure it’ll be worth the time commitment and data-entry task. TODAY WAS THAT DAY WE GOIN UNDEFEATED BABYYYY
November 15, 2025 at 9:28 PM
GOD IS A LOUISVILLE CARDINALS FAN
November 12, 2025 at 5:48 AM
I got to vote against JD Vance’s little shit brother in my local mayoral election today. Local elections matter! You can bum out a ghoul who lives nearby!!!!
November 4, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Tsar Alexander I’s scary bathtub has endorsed Andrew Cuomo
November 4, 2025 at 7:08 AM
Jared from Subway has just endorsed Andrew Cuomo
November 4, 2025 at 4:33 AM
The Chernobyl Disaster has just endorsed Andrew Cuomo
November 4, 2025 at 4:24 AM
Today I became the person that put fish in the work microwave. I’ll never go back. This life of danger is so for me
October 26, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Seamlessly gliding from one cult to another by applying Prosperity Gospel to the AA basket
October 25, 2025 at 7:45 PM