Molly Robison
@mollyrobison.bsky.social
The most worried person you've ever met. Harmony Witch, but ultimately a failed musician. Orphan. Cook. Baker. She/Her. I prefer dogs to people.
Body in small town Wisconsin, spirit in a cabin in a very remote forest.
Body in small town Wisconsin, spirit in a cabin in a very remote forest.
This would probably mean something if there hadn’t been a catastrophic blight on the fields in which his consequences grow, but alas…I can’t imagine a world where this makes one bit of difference.
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Trump Reportedly Called Police About Epstein In 2006
Newly released records reportedly show Trump discussed Jeffrey Epstein and Ghislaine Maxwell with Palm Beach’s former police chief.
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February 11, 2026 at 1:57 AM
This would probably mean something if there hadn’t been a catastrophic blight on the fields in which his consequences grow, but alas…I can’t imagine a world where this makes one bit of difference.
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I don’t think it’s acceptable, when asked what one’s favorite food is, for ‘chocolate ganache’ to be the answer, and yet
February 11, 2026 at 1:41 AM
I don’t think it’s acceptable, when asked what one’s favorite food is, for ‘chocolate ganache’ to be the answer, and yet
“Everyone should take improv training!” ok well I think everyone should be set on fire. Absolutely not enough money in the fucking world. 😂
February 10, 2026 at 1:32 PM
“Everyone should take improv training!” ok well I think everyone should be set on fire. Absolutely not enough money in the fucking world. 😂
Oh yes, we love her. She doesn’t know if she’s breakfast or dessert and neither do I and that’s okay.
Iced pistachio cinnamon streusel muffins for the community pantry this week. ❤️🧁🍽️
Iced pistachio cinnamon streusel muffins for the community pantry this week. ❤️🧁🍽️
February 9, 2026 at 11:26 PM
Oh yes, we love her. She doesn’t know if she’s breakfast or dessert and neither do I and that’s okay.
Iced pistachio cinnamon streusel muffins for the community pantry this week. ❤️🧁🍽️
Iced pistachio cinnamon streusel muffins for the community pantry this week. ❤️🧁🍽️
The Algorithm has apparently caught on to the fact that I’m 35 and childless - my feeds everywhere are full of adorable baby videos.
Nice try, internet! I genuinely DO love watching videos of other people’s incredibly cute children that I will never have to raise or affect in any way!
Nice try, internet! I genuinely DO love watching videos of other people’s incredibly cute children that I will never have to raise or affect in any way!
February 6, 2026 at 2:05 PM
The Algorithm has apparently caught on to the fact that I’m 35 and childless - my feeds everywhere are full of adorable baby videos.
Nice try, internet! I genuinely DO love watching videos of other people’s incredibly cute children that I will never have to raise or affect in any way!
Nice try, internet! I genuinely DO love watching videos of other people’s incredibly cute children that I will never have to raise or affect in any way!
There was a shooting in the middle of the street tonight a block away from the restaurant. One person died, more were injured. The cops are releasing a full statement tomorrow.
What in the fuck.
What in the fuck.
February 5, 2026 at 5:10 AM
There was a shooting in the middle of the street tonight a block away from the restaurant. One person died, more were injured. The cops are releasing a full statement tomorrow.
What in the fuck.
What in the fuck.
We love a deeply fuckin’ visually satisfying cookie.
This week’s donation to the community pantry - chocolate molasses thumbprint cookies. 🍪 🍽️
This week’s donation to the community pantry - chocolate molasses thumbprint cookies. 🍪 🍽️
February 4, 2026 at 1:50 AM
We love a deeply fuckin’ visually satisfying cookie.
This week’s donation to the community pantry - chocolate molasses thumbprint cookies. 🍪 🍽️
This week’s donation to the community pantry - chocolate molasses thumbprint cookies. 🍪 🍽️
A rare shot of my face, only because the 1970s called and requested their hair back.
February 2, 2026 at 8:25 PM
A rare shot of my face, only because the 1970s called and requested their hair back.
I just made miso caramel for the first time and I now spiritually identify as a miso caramelite. Holy shit.
February 2, 2026 at 2:26 PM
I just made miso caramel for the first time and I now spiritually identify as a miso caramelite. Holy shit.
Quarterly ratatouille appreciation post. 🍽️🫑🍅🍆🥒🧄🧅
February 2, 2026 at 12:38 AM
Quarterly ratatouille appreciation post. 🍽️🫑🍅🍆🥒🧄🧅
Jesus Christ there are so many pedophiles.
(As always, nothing will happen and there will be no actual ramifications of any kind, but…Jesus Christ. There are so many pedophiles.)
(As always, nothing will happen and there will be no actual ramifications of any kind, but…Jesus Christ. There are so many pedophiles.)
February 1, 2026 at 1:52 PM
Jesus Christ there are so many pedophiles.
(As always, nothing will happen and there will be no actual ramifications of any kind, but…Jesus Christ. There are so many pedophiles.)
(As always, nothing will happen and there will be no actual ramifications of any kind, but…Jesus Christ. There are so many pedophiles.)
I am saying these were for neighbor treats because it’s not entirely untrue, but half of these were individually, loving wrapped and put into my freezer for me. For the hard days.
Mint chocolate brownies, teeeeny little layer of creamy mint frosting, absolute fuckloads of chocolate ganache. 🍽️ 🍫 🌱
Mint chocolate brownies, teeeeny little layer of creamy mint frosting, absolute fuckloads of chocolate ganache. 🍽️ 🍫 🌱
January 31, 2026 at 1:27 AM
I am saying these were for neighbor treats because it’s not entirely untrue, but half of these were individually, loving wrapped and put into my freezer for me. For the hard days.
Mint chocolate brownies, teeeeny little layer of creamy mint frosting, absolute fuckloads of chocolate ganache. 🍽️ 🍫 🌱
Mint chocolate brownies, teeeeny little layer of creamy mint frosting, absolute fuckloads of chocolate ganache. 🍽️ 🍫 🌱
Every time I make snickerdoodles I’m convinced I’ve fucked up the snickerdoodles and then they turn out fine. They’re my anxiety cookie. (These ones are GF for a pal with allergies so I was EXTRA unsure 😅.) 🍽️ 🍪
January 29, 2026 at 5:12 PM
Every time I make snickerdoodles I’m convinced I’ve fucked up the snickerdoodles and then they turn out fine. They’re my anxiety cookie. (These ones are GF for a pal with allergies so I was EXTRA unsure 😅.) 🍽️ 🍪
Baby’s first pasta from scratch!
It’s just three cheese, and I absolutely did not make the sauce (it’s a surprisingly nice garlic vodka sauce from Bertolli 😂) but still! All twelve held strong and did not fail me. 🍝 🧀 🍽️
It’s just three cheese, and I absolutely did not make the sauce (it’s a surprisingly nice garlic vodka sauce from Bertolli 😂) but still! All twelve held strong and did not fail me. 🍝 🧀 🍽️
January 29, 2026 at 2:36 AM
Baby’s first pasta from scratch!
It’s just three cheese, and I absolutely did not make the sauce (it’s a surprisingly nice garlic vodka sauce from Bertolli 😂) but still! All twelve held strong and did not fail me. 🍝 🧀 🍽️
It’s just three cheese, and I absolutely did not make the sauce (it’s a surprisingly nice garlic vodka sauce from Bertolli 😂) but still! All twelve held strong and did not fail me. 🍝 🧀 🍽️
It feels dumb to even post frivolous things in the current climate, but here’s this week’s donation to the community pantry at the coffee shop.
A thing I personally think we need to see more of: walking bags of brownie chunks. These particular ones are peanut butter chocolate chip. 🥜 🍫 🍽️
A thing I personally think we need to see more of: walking bags of brownie chunks. These particular ones are peanut butter chocolate chip. 🥜 🍫 🍽️
January 27, 2026 at 8:11 PM
It feels dumb to even post frivolous things in the current climate, but here’s this week’s donation to the community pantry at the coffee shop.
A thing I personally think we need to see more of: walking bags of brownie chunks. These particular ones are peanut butter chocolate chip. 🥜 🍫 🍽️
A thing I personally think we need to see more of: walking bags of brownie chunks. These particular ones are peanut butter chocolate chip. 🥜 🍫 🍽️
In Chicago for a couple hours to drop the dog off for a vet visit - grabbed some eats, shopped some shops…how could anyone want to change anything about the beautiful, perfect diversity of this city?
January 26, 2026 at 8:19 PM
In Chicago for a couple hours to drop the dog off for a vet visit - grabbed some eats, shopped some shops…how could anyone want to change anything about the beautiful, perfect diversity of this city?
Full disclosure: I have not watched the footage. I know I can’t handle it. My partner also said, to my face, “You do not need to see those videos, ever,” and I believe him.
January 25, 2026 at 4:32 PM
Full disclosure: I have not watched the footage. I know I can’t handle it. My partner also said, to my face, “You do not need to see those videos, ever,” and I believe him.
It just occurred to me how many children have watched footage of a murder in the last 24 hours.
January 25, 2026 at 3:08 PM
It just occurred to me how many children have watched footage of a murder in the last 24 hours.
I’m crying en route to work, I’m going to cry during work, none of us should be at work, we all need to take a very serious pause.
January 24, 2026 at 7:19 PM
I’m crying en route to work, I’m going to cry during work, none of us should be at work, we all need to take a very serious pause.
Reposted by Molly Robison
Two days ago, 7 democrats voted to fund that execution
January 24, 2026 at 4:18 PM
Two days ago, 7 democrats voted to fund that execution
So cold the world is cancelled, essentially, and I am very, very predictable.
Pumpkin cinnamon rolls! 🎃🍞🧁🍽️
I am one national catastrophe away from eating exclusively these until either I or the world ends.
Pumpkin cinnamon rolls! 🎃🍞🧁🍽️
I am one national catastrophe away from eating exclusively these until either I or the world ends.
January 23, 2026 at 8:17 PM
So cold the world is cancelled, essentially, and I am very, very predictable.
Pumpkin cinnamon rolls! 🎃🍞🧁🍽️
I am one national catastrophe away from eating exclusively these until either I or the world ends.
Pumpkin cinnamon rolls! 🎃🍞🧁🍽️
I am one national catastrophe away from eating exclusively these until either I or the world ends.
This headline nearly gave me a heart attack and, don’t get me wrong, it’s still fucking terrible and we’re in hell, but it is misleading: specifically they can enter the homes of those suspected of being ‘illegal’ with as little as an unsigned administrative warrant.
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ICE memo allows agents to enter homes without judicial warrant: Whistleblower complaint
The group Whistleblower Aid says it represents two anonymous U.S. government officials. The group argues the ICE memo violates the Fourth Amendment and DHS policies.
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January 22, 2026 at 2:09 PM
This headline nearly gave me a heart attack and, don’t get me wrong, it’s still fucking terrible and we’re in hell, but it is misleading: specifically they can enter the homes of those suspected of being ‘illegal’ with as little as an unsigned administrative warrant.
abcnews.go.com/amp/US/ice-m...
abcnews.go.com/amp/US/ice-m...
Yes but see, the thing is, nothing will happen and no one will do anything.
No one can be watching this Davos speech and reach any conclusion but that the President of the United States is mentally disturbed and that something is deeply wrong with him. This is both embarrassing and extremely dangerous.
January 21, 2026 at 5:04 PM
Yes but see, the thing is, nothing will happen and no one will do anything.
If you’re feeling like trash about the world, as I am, I urge you to make a small bowl of oatmeal with your favorite additions (tonight, for me, it was mixed berries). It will fix nothing, but you will feel nominally better until the oatmeal is gone.
January 21, 2026 at 3:04 AM
If you’re feeling like trash about the world, as I am, I urge you to make a small bowl of oatmeal with your favorite additions (tonight, for me, it was mixed berries). It will fix nothing, but you will feel nominally better until the oatmeal is gone.
They’re right. Of course they are.
January 21, 2026 at 12:58 AM
They’re right. Of course they are.