Molly Robison
@mollyrobison.bsky.social
The most worried person you've ever met. Harmony Witch, but ultimately a failed musician. Orphan. Cook. Baker. She/Her. I prefer dogs to people.
Body in small town Wisconsin, spirit in a cabin in a very remote forest.
Body in small town Wisconsin, spirit in a cabin in a very remote forest.
Bivouacking does not sound like a real word.
December 11, 2025 at 2:53 AM
Bivouacking does not sound like a real word.
Cutting and eating cookies one half at a time means you have never eaten a whole cookie.
This very good math also applies to all other baked items.
This very good math also applies to all other baked items.
December 10, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Cutting and eating cookies one half at a time means you have never eaten a whole cookie.
This very good math also applies to all other baked items.
This very good math also applies to all other baked items.
I know peppermint/chocolate is polarizing, but it’s one of my absolute favorite combinations in the world and I can make no apology for that.
King Arthur Baking Company’s Dark Chocolate Peppermint Dips, which I sprinkled with Andes mints baking bits because it would be dumb as hell not to. 🍪 🍽️
King Arthur Baking Company’s Dark Chocolate Peppermint Dips, which I sprinkled with Andes mints baking bits because it would be dumb as hell not to. 🍪 🍽️
December 10, 2025 at 2:46 AM
I know peppermint/chocolate is polarizing, but it’s one of my absolute favorite combinations in the world and I can make no apology for that.
King Arthur Baking Company’s Dark Chocolate Peppermint Dips, which I sprinkled with Andes mints baking bits because it would be dumb as hell not to. 🍪 🍽️
King Arthur Baking Company’s Dark Chocolate Peppermint Dips, which I sprinkled with Andes mints baking bits because it would be dumb as hell not to. 🍪 🍽️
I unabashedly adore lentils and today I had a craving. This @smittenkitchen.bsky.social has never, not once, done me wrong, and it did not do me wrong today.
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stewed lentils and tomatoes
My husband and I really don’t bicker much. I mean, sure, there’s the whole “tone” thing which often gets misheard in a “you’re being snippy” or “no, …
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December 10, 2025 at 12:37 AM
I unabashedly adore lentils and today I had a craving. This @smittenkitchen.bsky.social has never, not once, done me wrong, and it did not do me wrong today.
smittenkitchen.com/2006/10/quee...
smittenkitchen.com/2006/10/quee...
YouTube is pretty unwatchable these days, huh? I’m 12 minutes into the show I’m watching and have had to skip FOUR (?!?!) ads so far, all of which were over 2 minutes. An ad every 3 minutes? Really?
December 9, 2025 at 1:48 PM
YouTube is pretty unwatchable these days, huh? I’m 12 minutes into the show I’m watching and have had to skip FOUR (?!?!) ads so far, all of which were over 2 minutes. An ad every 3 minutes? Really?
The humble brownie. Unfucked with. Glorious. It asks for nothing because it wants for nothing. A perfect food. Thank you to Rick for reminding me that I should probably make these more often.
(King Arthur Baking Company’s Fudge Brownies) 🍫 👩🍳 🍽️
(King Arthur Baking Company’s Fudge Brownies) 🍫 👩🍳 🍽️
December 8, 2025 at 10:03 PM
The humble brownie. Unfucked with. Glorious. It asks for nothing because it wants for nothing. A perfect food. Thank you to Rick for reminding me that I should probably make these more often.
(King Arthur Baking Company’s Fudge Brownies) 🍫 👩🍳 🍽️
(King Arthur Baking Company’s Fudge Brownies) 🍫 👩🍳 🍽️
My dog hates most fruits and all vegetables. If he’s begging and I say, “This is green,” he immediately stops begging because he knows it’s veggie based and he’ll hate it.
Good boy.
Good boy.
December 7, 2025 at 5:19 PM
My dog hates most fruits and all vegetables. If he’s begging and I say, “This is green,” he immediately stops begging because he knows it’s veggie based and he’ll hate it.
Good boy.
Good boy.
I am in Some Kind of Mood today and I am so scared there are going to be tears on the line. I am so angry at every last thing that exists and have no place or time to put or process any feelings.
December 6, 2025 at 7:05 PM
I am in Some Kind of Mood today and I am so scared there are going to be tears on the line. I am so angry at every last thing that exists and have no place or time to put or process any feelings.
Smaller and smaller and smaller and smaller and smaller and smaller and smaller and smaller and smaller and smaller and smaller and smaller and smaller and smaller and smaller and smaller and smaller and smaller and smaller and smaller and smaller and smaller and smaller and smaller and smaller and
December 6, 2025 at 4:09 AM
Smaller and smaller and smaller and smaller and smaller and smaller and smaller and smaller and smaller and smaller and smaller and smaller and smaller and smaller and smaller and smaller and smaller and smaller and smaller and smaller and smaller and smaller and smaller and smaller and smaller and
Can confirm, all of the tarts have been removed from the snow so either I have fed neighbors or local wildlife have terrible shits today.
December 3, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Can confirm, all of the tarts have been removed from the snow so either I have fed neighbors or local wildlife have terrible shits today.
The racism is so fucking loud & I just don’t know how to process anymore.
"I don't want them in our country, I'll be honest with you," he said during a cabinet meeting on Tuesday. Trump said the US would "go the wrong way if we keep taking in garbage into our country".
www.bbc.com/news/article...
"I don't want them in our country, I'll be honest with you," he said during a cabinet meeting on Tuesday. Trump said the US would "go the wrong way if we keep taking in garbage into our country".
www.bbc.com/news/article...
Trump says he doesn't want Somalis in US as ICE plans operation - BBC News
The president says the US will "go the wrong way if we keep taking in garbage into our country".
www.bbc.com
December 3, 2025 at 1:55 PM
The racism is so fucking loud & I just don’t know how to process anymore.
"I don't want them in our country, I'll be honest with you," he said during a cabinet meeting on Tuesday. Trump said the US would "go the wrong way if we keep taking in garbage into our country".
www.bbc.com/news/article...
"I don't want them in our country, I'll be honest with you," he said during a cabinet meeting on Tuesday. Trump said the US would "go the wrong way if we keep taking in garbage into our country".
www.bbc.com/news/article...
One of the perks of living in the Midwest is that during winter, when I want to make neighbor treats that require refrigeration, I can just leave them, wrapped in plastic, in the snowbank outside of the mail room for people to grab. 😂 (Can confirm, they’ve been grabbed).
December 3, 2025 at 1:32 PM
One of the perks of living in the Midwest is that during winter, when I want to make neighbor treats that require refrigeration, I can just leave them, wrapped in plastic, in the snowbank outside of the mail room for people to grab. 😂 (Can confirm, they’ve been grabbed).
Seemingly on a mission from god to see if human life can be sustained on coffee, protein bars, Chobani flips (god I love them), bell peppers, and baby carrots. Will report back in five years probably from my grave.
December 3, 2025 at 3:33 AM
Seemingly on a mission from god to see if human life can be sustained on coffee, protein bars, Chobani flips (god I love them), bell peppers, and baby carrots. Will report back in five years probably from my grave.
Bought malted milk powder for a baking recipe, and now will joyfully be using the remainder of the jar in my hot chocolate until it runs out. (I was born 87 years of age).
December 3, 2025 at 2:59 AM
Bought malted milk powder for a baking recipe, and now will joyfully be using the remainder of the jar in my hot chocolate until it runs out. (I was born 87 years of age).
The thing about having experienced great loss is that it makes you able look at the potential for great loss in the future and say wow I no longer give a fuck. Catastrophe all over me, baby, I’m outta shits to give.
December 2, 2025 at 8:17 PM
The thing about having experienced great loss is that it makes you able look at the potential for great loss in the future and say wow I no longer give a fuck. Catastrophe all over me, baby, I’m outta shits to give.
I APOLOGIZE FOR ALL THE MEAN SHIT I SAID YESTERDAY; I MEANT TO MAKE IT THAT UGLY SO IT WOULD LOOK THIS CUTE WHEN SLICED 😭🥹
King Arthur Baking Company’s Malted Milk Chocolate Hazelnut Tart but many mixed nuts instead of just hazelnuts. 🍽️🍫🌰🥜
King Arthur Baking Company’s Malted Milk Chocolate Hazelnut Tart but many mixed nuts instead of just hazelnuts. 🍽️🍫🌰🥜
December 2, 2025 at 4:03 PM
I APOLOGIZE FOR ALL THE MEAN SHIT I SAID YESTERDAY; I MEANT TO MAKE IT THAT UGLY SO IT WOULD LOOK THIS CUTE WHEN SLICED 😭🥹
King Arthur Baking Company’s Malted Milk Chocolate Hazelnut Tart but many mixed nuts instead of just hazelnuts. 🍽️🍫🌰🥜
King Arthur Baking Company’s Malted Milk Chocolate Hazelnut Tart but many mixed nuts instead of just hazelnuts. 🍽️🍫🌰🥜
Abstract Modern Art Malted Milk Chocolate and Toasted Mixed Nut Tart
(This is why I don’t do designs 😂)
King Arthur Baking Company’s Malted Milk Chocolate Hazelnut Tart except I simply could not find hazelnuts anywhere, so I went with a mixed nut blend that included hazelnuts. 🍽️ 🍫 🌰 🥧
(This is why I don’t do designs 😂)
King Arthur Baking Company’s Malted Milk Chocolate Hazelnut Tart except I simply could not find hazelnuts anywhere, so I went with a mixed nut blend that included hazelnuts. 🍽️ 🍫 🌰 🥧
December 2, 2025 at 12:37 AM
Abstract Modern Art Malted Milk Chocolate and Toasted Mixed Nut Tart
(This is why I don’t do designs 😂)
King Arthur Baking Company’s Malted Milk Chocolate Hazelnut Tart except I simply could not find hazelnuts anywhere, so I went with a mixed nut blend that included hazelnuts. 🍽️ 🍫 🌰 🥧
(This is why I don’t do designs 😂)
King Arthur Baking Company’s Malted Milk Chocolate Hazelnut Tart except I simply could not find hazelnuts anywhere, so I went with a mixed nut blend that included hazelnuts. 🍽️ 🍫 🌰 🥧
When I say the teenage boys (they’re my sons now, thank you very much) that work in the kitchen are exceptional human beings: one’s in his freshman year at college; he has a new friend he absolutely loves but she’s got a severe drinking problem already. >>
December 1, 2025 at 2:41 PM
When I say the teenage boys (they’re my sons now, thank you very much) that work in the kitchen are exceptional human beings: one’s in his freshman year at college; he has a new friend he absolutely loves but she’s got a severe drinking problem already. >>
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I'm just saying that if I'm supposed to love the United States, the United States should try earning that love.
And instead of loving this country, try loving the people who are in it.
And instead of loving this country, try loving the people who are in it.
November 30, 2025 at 2:34 AM
I'm just saying that if I'm supposed to love the United States, the United States should try earning that love.
And instead of loving this country, try loving the people who are in it.
And instead of loving this country, try loving the people who are in it.
In today’s edition of he will never face consequences for anything ever, he can straight up use a derogatory, crass term for a person of a different cognitive ability to describe a sitting governor and behold, the field in which he grows his consequences, see that it is barren.
November 30, 2025 at 1:52 AM
In today’s edition of he will never face consequences for anything ever, he can straight up use a derogatory, crass term for a person of a different cognitive ability to describe a sitting governor and behold, the field in which he grows his consequences, see that it is barren.
Unexpected snow day off of work, and I’m nothing if not predictable.
King Arthur Baking Company’s Chocolate Swirl Buns, but had a bunch of leftover butterscotch chips so they are now Chocolate Butterscotch Swirl Buns. (When are we going to talk about the fact that butterscotch > caramel?) 🍽️🍫🍞
King Arthur Baking Company’s Chocolate Swirl Buns, but had a bunch of leftover butterscotch chips so they are now Chocolate Butterscotch Swirl Buns. (When are we going to talk about the fact that butterscotch > caramel?) 🍽️🍫🍞
November 30, 2025 at 1:07 AM
Unexpected snow day off of work, and I’m nothing if not predictable.
King Arthur Baking Company’s Chocolate Swirl Buns, but had a bunch of leftover butterscotch chips so they are now Chocolate Butterscotch Swirl Buns. (When are we going to talk about the fact that butterscotch > caramel?) 🍽️🍫🍞
King Arthur Baking Company’s Chocolate Swirl Buns, but had a bunch of leftover butterscotch chips so they are now Chocolate Butterscotch Swirl Buns. (When are we going to talk about the fact that butterscotch > caramel?) 🍽️🍫🍞
Presented without comment.
November 28, 2025 at 2:42 PM
Presented without comment.
Today is Thanksgiving and MIL turned the big 8-0 yesterday. 🥹 My first layer cake!! It’s not beautiful, nor is it perfect, but damn did it taste fine.
King Arthur Baking Company’s Peanut Butter-Fudge Buckeye Cake. 🎂 🍽️
King Arthur Baking Company’s Peanut Butter-Fudge Buckeye Cake. 🎂 🍽️
November 28, 2025 at 3:40 AM
Today is Thanksgiving and MIL turned the big 8-0 yesterday. 🥹 My first layer cake!! It’s not beautiful, nor is it perfect, but damn did it taste fine.
King Arthur Baking Company’s Peanut Butter-Fudge Buckeye Cake. 🎂 🍽️
King Arthur Baking Company’s Peanut Butter-Fudge Buckeye Cake. 🎂 🍽️
The cremation facility in my small town is on fire. It’s extraordinarily windy today.
Surely this is fine.
Surely this is fine.
November 26, 2025 at 7:06 PM
The cremation facility in my small town is on fire. It’s extraordinarily windy today.
Surely this is fine.
Surely this is fine.
While I do love my job, I would much rather stay home and make this fancy cake for my MIL than go out in the cold and hang out in a kitchen, presumably not cooking for anyone. I don’t think the day before Thanksgiving is traditionally a huge sushi day. 😂
November 26, 2025 at 1:45 PM
While I do love my job, I would much rather stay home and make this fancy cake for my MIL than go out in the cold and hang out in a kitchen, presumably not cooking for anyone. I don’t think the day before Thanksgiving is traditionally a huge sushi day. 😂