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moltude @moltude.bsky.social · Jul 10

From the makers of Cards Against Humanity;

Poops & Bladders.

Never to young to learn that shit runs downhill no matter how high you climb.

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moltude @moltude.bsky.social · Jun 25

I'm tired and just want to go home.

moltude @moltude.bsky.social · Jun 22

fire up the geriatric millennial spofity playlist.

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moltude @moltude.bsky.social · Jun 13

100,000 beef units.

Need.

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moltude @moltude.bsky.social · Jun 13

this is least gross thing in the entire article. 🤮

please leave montana or go save a rez dog.

moltude @moltude.bsky.social · Jun 13

4AM Metal Yoga.

a couple of muppets giving the horns sign with their hands

ALT: a couple of muppets giving the horns sign with their hands

media.tenor.com

moltude @moltude.bsky.social · Jun 11

A blood blister just popped and now I have blood on the bathroom ceiling.

moltude @moltude.bsky.social · Jun 2

sobriety is fucking hard.

moltude @moltude.bsky.social · May 30

Just ask yourself What Would the Acting Administrator of DOGE Do?

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WWAADD?

Anna Bower @annabower.bsky.social · May 29

What do you guys think?

Am I qualified to dismantle a federal agency?

Are we ALL qualified to dismantle a federal agency?? 🤔 🧐

DOGE affiliates have similarly "taken over" the General Services Administration. They've reportedly gained access to the Treasury Department's payment system, too.
They're nuking grants, defacing agency websites, gutting the U.S. Agency for International Development (USAID).
This doesn't seem much like an advisory body.
What's more, DOGE appears to be a mishmash of tech bros, conservative lawyers, Musk company alumni ... and at least one of my law school classmates. Most have no government experience. None appears to know much about the agencies they're dismantling-or the careers they're destroying. wonder if l, too, am qualified to destroy a federal agency!
Speaking of the Treasury Department's payment system, a new lawsuit landed on the docket today. This suit, fled by federal employee unions, seeks to block DOGE's access to a Treasury Department payment system within the Bureau of Fiscal Service, which maintains sensitive personal and financial information about "every individual" who makes or

moltude @moltude.bsky.social · May 28

@solidarity.pizza needs more 'kraut.

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moltude @moltude.bsky.social · May 27

day six; starting man's' search for meaning

moltude @moltude.bsky.social · May 24

truly.

moltude @moltude.bsky.social · May 26

Day 5, treating myself to a kindle upgrade.

moltude @moltude.bsky.social · May 24

truly.

moltude @moltude.bsky.social · May 25

Day 4

moltude @moltude.bsky.social · May 24

from the people who brought you "tactical" coffee --- new "strength & honor" trash bags.

moltude @moltude.bsky.social · May 24

truly.

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moltude @moltude.bsky.social · May 19

I can't get minotaur semen out of my head.

moltude @moltude.bsky.social · May 18

Thank christ this isn't what I thought.

But maybe it is?

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moltude @moltude.bsky.social · May 17

Yeah I threw up

moltude @moltude.bsky.social · May 16

Someone has a hold on you but my fingers really, really need to check you out.

moltude @moltude.bsky.social · May 16

moltude @moltude.bsky.social · May 15

Taking a shit that sounds like squeezing an empty ketchup bottle.

moltude @moltude.bsky.social · May 15

Spiced rum green bean casserole with extra gravy.

The we shoot a can of whipped cream with a nail gun for dessert.

Please bring a side dish or drinks.

moltude @moltude.bsky.social · May 15

Klingon the Hill

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moltude @moltude.bsky.social · May 14

Because you can't come up with a good title?

Qataris in the Sky with Diamonds edition.

moltude @moltude.bsky.social · May 13

I think RFK is ripping those out.