MonkeyMan
@monkeymanska.bsky.social
Singer of ska and mischief maker. I think I'm always hilarious, sometimes people agree.
Find me on YouTube, Facebook, and Tiktok.
Find me on YouTube, Facebook, and Tiktok.
I don't know if any of my fellow #DeathInParadise fans will like this, but there is only one way to find out
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I'm Going To St Marie by MonkeyMan #deathinparadise #imgoingtostmarie #typicallytropical #reggae #fyp #foryoupage #foryou
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February 3, 2026 at 5:31 PM
I don't know if any of my fellow #DeathInParadise fans will like this, but there is only one way to find out
www.tiktok.com/@monkeymansi...
www.tiktok.com/@monkeymansi...
I've been training for the Winter Olympics curling team by playing Shove Ha'penny and rubbing the table with a toothbrush
February 3, 2026 at 4:05 PM
I've been training for the Winter Olympics curling team by playing Shove Ha'penny and rubbing the table with a toothbrush
A 40 day rain storm couldn't take down Noah so Trump has no chance
February 2, 2026 at 3:49 PM
A 40 day rain storm couldn't take down Noah so Trump has no chance
Usually I dread Mondays but this one is a blessed relief
February 2, 2026 at 11:50 AM
Usually I dread Mondays but this one is a blessed relief
Further proof that Andrew Mountbatten Windsor is far too many letters for that priveleged perv when Nonce Andrew is easier to type and much more appropriate
February 2, 2026 at 11:48 AM
Further proof that Andrew Mountbatten Windsor is far too many letters for that priveleged perv when Nonce Andrew is easier to type and much more appropriate
Remember how I'm attending an extended family function weekend against my will?
Well today my wife - in front of all of her family felt the need to tell me that cafe is a French word
Well today my wife - in front of all of her family felt the need to tell me that cafe is a French word
February 1, 2026 at 12:19 AM
Remember how I'm attending an extended family function weekend against my will?
Well today my wife - in front of all of her family felt the need to tell me that cafe is a French word
Well today my wife - in front of all of her family felt the need to tell me that cafe is a French word
If I buy a large bottle of water, get a refund on it, then put that refund towards a bottle of Chateau Neuf De Pape have I technically turned water into wine?
January 31, 2026 at 2:34 PM
If I buy a large bottle of water, get a refund on it, then put that refund towards a bottle of Chateau Neuf De Pape have I technically turned water into wine?
I in a weird juxtaposition as a mid 50s man perving over 3 girls dancing in their knickers, but I was 5 when they did it?
Is this okay or not? #totp
Is this okay or not? #totp
January 30, 2026 at 10:07 PM
I in a weird juxtaposition as a mid 50s man perving over 3 girls dancing in their knickers, but I was 5 when they did it?
Is this okay or not? #totp
Is this okay or not? #totp
January 30, 2026 at 10:04 PM
January 30, 2026 at 9:58 PM
January 30, 2026 at 9:44 PM