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MonkeyMan
@monkeymanska.bsky.social
Singer of ska and mischief maker. I think I'm always hilarious, sometimes people agree.

Find me on YouTube, Facebook, and Tiktok.
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And have the complexion of #POTUS
October 28, 2025 at 3:29 PM
And now it's Amber and Nikita #Strictly
October 25, 2025 at 6:48 PM
And now it's time for Amber and Nikita #Strictly
October 18, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Where's me washboard
October 11, 2025 at 7:40 AM
Here's #POTUS on discovering he hadn't won #NobelPeacePrize #PeacePrize
October 10, 2025 at 11:16 AM
And now Amber and Nikita do the samba #Strictly
October 4, 2025 at 6:48 PM
Nice to see Katniss and Peeta on #Strictly
September 27, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Got to hand it to Alex Kingston, wins the Rugby World Cup with the #RedRoses then an hour later is on #Strictly
September 27, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Scientists make link between poorly applied fake tan and acute oral bullshitism #Trump #POTUS
September 23, 2025 at 12:41 PM
Mariah

🎵If livin is without you🎵

#totp
September 19, 2025 at 6:18 PM
September 19, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Saluting MAGA, FCC and Disney #JimmyKimmel
September 19, 2025 at 3:19 PM
🎼 He's f**king broadcasters 🎼
#JimmyKimmel
September 18, 2025 at 11:43 AM
#Potus left confused as he didn't realise the Jacksons were British and there are more than five of them
September 17, 2025 at 1:36 PM
I knew the picture of #POTUS and #FLOTUS with the Royals reminded me of something
September 17, 2025 at 12:04 PM
Robbie Coltrane from The Supergrass
September 17, 2025 at 10:14 AM
September 15, 2025 at 3:30 PM
🎼If living is without you-oo-oo🎼
September 12, 2025 at 3:36 PM
I went on one of those weighing machines that does your #BMI score.

I was unhappy with what it said so I edited it.
September 9, 2025 at 3:55 PM
I believe I might not be coming back
August 21, 2025 at 8:13 PM
End of gig - no idea what song I was singing here, one of the audience sent it to me.
August 15, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Finally got my chin horns straight-ish
July 10, 2025 at 1:45 PM
Post yourself from a different era.

Spending 6 months working in LA but came home because I missed Bolton (understandable looking at the photo
July 6, 2025 at 9:19 AM
#newsnight reporter says 'it doesn't look like a team when one of the top players is crying'

Exhibit A dickhead
July 2, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Based on what the hot weather has done to my facial hair I have decided to change music genres and go down the bluegrass route.

My new stage name will be Frizzy Chinhorns O'Toole
June 30, 2025 at 10:37 AM